Dimitri

@donnovanhudson.com

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I make things | Burgeoning Gamedev | Draws Rarely | I love the Playdate | Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints 🌞 Rest in Violence Hellmouth Sunbeams 🌞

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EB: don't you have alien movies from your alien planet?

CG: YEAH OF COURSE, WE HAVE TONS OF MOVIES AND THEY ARE INFINITELY SUPERIOR TO YOUR PRIMITIVE CINEMATIC NEANDERTHRASHINGS.

EB: ok, so what is a really good one?

CG: YOU'LL PROBABLY LAUGH IF I TELL YOU THE NAME OF ONE.

EB: well, i already laughed when you said the name of one of ours, so who cares?

CG: OK FINE.

CG: ONE THAT IS AMAZING AND IS A CLASSIC IS...

CG: WHEREIN NUMEROUS VIGILANTES CONFRONT PERIL; ONE OF THEM BETRAYS THE OTHERS; (BUT IT TURNS OUT TO BE PART OF THE PLAN ALL ALONG);

CG: SEVERAL ATTRACTIVE FEMALE LEADS PROVOKE ROMANTIC TENSION; FOUR MAJOR CHARACTERS WEAR UNUSUAL HATS; ONE HOLDS PLOT-CRITICAL SECRET;

CG: 47 ON-SCREEN EXPLOSIONS, ONE RESULTING IN DEMISE OF KEY-ADVERSARY; 6 to 20 LINES THAT COULD BE CONSTRUED AS HUMOROUS;

EB: wait...

EB: this is the title?

CG: IT GOES ON.

CG: THEY TEND TO BE MORE LITERAL AND INFORMATIVE THAN YOUR TITLES.

EB: how do you even say them in casual conversation?

CG: WELL WE DON'T OBVIOUSLY.

CG: IT'S LIKE SOMEONE SAYS, HEY GUYS WHY DON'T WE GO SEE A MOVIE, AND THEN EVERYONE JUST ENDS UP THERE.

CG: WATCHING IT.

CG: NOT SAYING IT, THAT'S DUMB.

CG: JOHN, TRY TO THINK OUTSIDE YOUR MINUSCULE CULTURAL BUBBLE FOR A CHANGE.

EB: ok, i just think it's still cumbersome and completely illogical.

CG: YEAH THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU START RUNNING OUT OF MOVIE TITLES AFTER RACKING UP THOUSANDS OF YEARS OF FILM HISTORY.

A video showing a game of "Dark" Chess playing out on a Playdate-sized 1-bit screen.

A black and white gameplay video of "The Game of the Goose" on the Playdate. Players take turns rolling dice and moving across the board.

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