Patsnotatweetin

@dontbemeanto.me

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Astronaut, hedgehog, and avid reader of discontinued magazines The letter W is superfluous at best and a selfish twit at worst

A quirky wooden sign with a chef who appears to be cross eyed with the caption Good Food
Some component in the subway that looks like an AT-AT from star wars
A picture of a food label called "dry salami nuggets"
Headline: US Stock Outperformance Doomed As DeepSeek Threatens Al Returns: BofA
A picture of a blogger with the headline "The blogger who helped spark Nvidia's $600 billion stock collapse and a panic in Silicon Valley" but the image looks like it's covering a terrorist
A clip from an article that's either describing the background plot of the game horizon zero Dawn or real company that's doing cellular biology with AI
An image of professor umbridge with the quote Progress for the sake of progress must be discouraged. Let us preserve what must be preserved, perfect what can be perfected... Fart. Ploof. Split. Toot
Sam Altman, billionaire, AI industrialist, future destroyer of humanity
A sign that says no boys or fathers in girls dressing room with another sign underneath cropped to say "no nuts allowed"
Twilight Zone episode: The Eye of the Beholder A crowd of pig faced doctors and nurses all labeled "iphone" being disgusted by a pretty woman labeled android's face after her "failed" plastic surgery
Patrick is this your wallet meme Man Ray says "you've seen this before" while holding up and ID with a Mac app icon Patrick Starr replies "yup" Man Ray says "you know we use it everyday right" Patrick again replies "yup" Man Ray happily says "so you know it's safe to use" Patrick dully replies "that makes sense to me" Man Ray says "so I'll open it" Over Patrick is a MacOs pop up warning and asking permission for the familiar app to do things it's done before If you made it to my 3rd Mac anger meme Can I get a "no this is Patrick"
Roll safe think about it meme Roll Safe labeled "Mac Sequoia" Caption says "Cant get a virus if you can't reach the internet" Can I get a "think about it"
Anime man confused about butterfly meme. Man labeled "Mac Sequoia" Butterfly labeled "literally Anything not made by Apple" Caption "Is this a virus" If you read this alt text can I get a hell ya
Picture of plane taking off with headline "United Airlines 737 MAX Struck By Coyote, Flight Returns to Chicago" implying one of 3 things 1. A flying coyote 2. A very large and aggressive (or stupid) coyote 3. Passive language
Book called "murder your employer"
Various absolut vodka flavors such as absolut vanilla and absolute pears. Noticably missing is "absolut turnip" which i personally have been called by a brit before
A pokémon card featuring Onix with a very poopy art style
A crossword. 6 down is 6 letter word for "country cousins" with the crossword filled in with the word "spouse"
A giant deflated unicorn sprinkler that was murdered by Voldemort (rough children)
A sign that says "never make fun of someone who speaks broken English. It means they know another language"
Three options Following What's hot Popular with friends
A chair but made of jeans *profuse vomiting noises*
3 poorly drawn chalk outlines but I love them anyways
Bronze medal meme with a guy celebrating a medal super hard but the last frame reveals he came in 7th place