Andrew Ferguson

@dontfuck.men

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Desert Bus For Hope / ITTFAFMTWGTS / VanChipMusic / WTF Game Jam / event producer & game dev / platform & sre director / international beyblade champion / he,they inthetenthfastandfuriousmovietheywillgoto.space

Evan is a white person with short blue hair, matching glasses, big black headphones and a black nose ring. They wear a black high necked tank top and several silver pendants on a single necklace and have colourful tattoos on their left arm. They look tired and have scruffy facial hair on their chin and faintly on their jaw. It's the same image as the previous post, but it has been photoshopped to include a long red Dark Souls style health bar at the bottom, labelled 'The Daughter'
A poster for Shrek Rave with a giant green laser 3d head of Shrek wearing sunglasses. The text below says “Shrek Rave Is Coming To The Hague!”
A screenshot of a post by cult_papa that reads “it's with a heavy heart that i announce the passing of The Guy Who Hurts Everyone. i didn't always agree with The Guy Who Hurts Everyone, but we always had a laugh in the office when we were Hurting Everyone together despite in public being enemies”
A portrait of an adorable family and also Andrew! We’re all happy and standing in the bright sun
It’s a selfie of me lookin cute and holding up a copy of the book PolyCorpse in front of the sign for my local bookstore, Massy Books.
It's the same image from the post being replied to, a line graph of wealth inequality, but with a giant green arrow pointing out the source (Bloomberg Economics) to someone who can apparently write but not read.
A photo of me at Desert Bus, with an enormous prop version of Cloud’s buster sword resting on my shoulders
A screenshot showing the start and current and of the thread above, starting with trans joy and ending with lithium ion battery fires (also trans joy)
An event poster for Game Sewer 2, showing an anthropomorphic rat carrying a pride flag. The important details are that it's at Red Gate, 1965 Main st, on June 14th from 6-10pm. Showcasing work by indie devs, no corporations, no ai.
An edit of the classic "you wouldn't download a car" psa image where the text has been altered to read 'you could download a rat'
A photo of a forearm tattoo of Canuck the Crow, holding a steak knife in his beak. He's framed by banners of text that say 'Legends Never Die'
This is a photo of Jack Quaid in a fucking mocap rig to play Phranque (pronounced Frank) the gelatinous cube in an up[coming God of War game.
This is a photograph of the interior of thje NASA Vehicle Assembly building, showing the complex gridded interior of the enormous space.
A screenshot of an email that reads: Hi Andrew, Thank you for contacting us. Unfortunately, there are no plans to play this in Canada yet. Sincerely, Landmark Cinemas Guest Services
A photo of my snake Helios, who is orange and yellow. He’s peeking at the camera around his own butt and his tongue is sticking out a tiny bit
A photo of a calf with a fox tattoo and the text ‘chaos reigns’, referencing Antichrist
A photo of two people behind a dj booth. One is djing while the other is speaking into a microphone. A slide about Charli xcx’s career is visible on the wall behind them.
The logo for the Disney movie Cars, but the text has been altered to say Cucks.
It's the joker meme of Robert Deniro where he's expressing surprise at the other person laughing about a serious situation. Text has been overlaid that reads: "You're laughing. Bunnicula is getting frame mogged and you're laughing"
A screenshot of the b corp website showing their main headline as ‘make business a force for good’
A box of Bigg Mixx cereal from Kelloggs and there’s a big mascot that looks like a moose with a pig nose and a rooster crown. One of them chimeras
A photograph of the cover of a large format photobook for The Fall.
A video of an orange snake slithering out of a drawer. He is making a ton of squeaking noise by doing this and looks unrepentant
A screenshot of the elden ring ‘you died’ screen, but it’s in french so it says ‘vous avez peri’ and it doesn’t quite have the same ring to it
This is a screenshot of a bandcamp page where I have uploaded Runaway by Kanye West as my own song. The album art is a screenshot of an old tweet of his that reads "let's be less concerned with ownership of ideas. It is important that ideas see the light of day even if you don't get the credit for them. Let's be less concerned with credit awards and external validation." The song description reads "I made this all by myself. I don't know how to disable downloads though I thought this was the era of streaming. Is this Tidal? Am I on Tidal right now? Please don't send me Swiss Francs I'm just tryin to be on Tidal. credits released April 19, 2018 Just me, no one else. I'm both rappers. Yep. I'm real good at uh... doin different voices and stuff." The artist bio reads "I am a very good rapper." which, if you have heard me rap, you may recognize as a statement that is not entirely truthful.
An AI-generated ad for ketamine, featuring a horse eating a bowl of the cereal Special K
An instagram ad for a surgery training program in Mexico
A photo of a just assembled Lego game boy, alongside a Lego gameboy cartridge for super Mario land.
A crowded stage with dj’s and a large crowd in front of it, seen from behind. Folks are dancing and having fun
A photo of the NES Batman game
A screen from the ending of final fantasy showing an idyllic forest and lakes. There is text in the sky that reads “For you are the warrior who crossed time. You are the bringer of light…”
A screenshot of the pixel remaster of final fantasy 1; it shows the main character in a cave talking to a bat, the speech bubble says “Kee! Kee!”
A black and white photo of a calico cat named MySpace. She’s viewed in profile, sitting up and looking off to the right. She is quite round and sweet looking.
This is a video of me showing off my rainbow ombré nails by moving my hands around in the light
It’s a selfie of me, I look a little tired but cute. I’m facing the camera and smiling, with freshly dyed hair!
An old Fortnite promo art but with the text photoshopped to say ‘UNIONIZE’ in the Fortnite font.
Screenshot showing a PayPal error message
This is a screenshot of my Sonos player, showing that I’m listening to Apple’s lofi beats playlist. The current song playing is The Chosen One from the Shadow the Hedgehog soundtrack. It is a rock song with vocals, it is not lofi beats.
A photo of my hand holding a graphic novel titled ‘Motherlover’ by Lindsay Ishihiro. It shows two women laying in the grass together staring lovingly at each other
This is the logo for the Disney film “Cars”, but the text has been photoshopped to instead read “Cucks”.
This is a video of an empty city street, with many crows on the ground and on a nearby fence as the video rotates to take in the scene. There is audio of me speaking, and I say "I think my plan to befriend the local street toughs is working, I have many friends now."
This is a screenshot of a headline on Polygon.com. The headline reads "Palworld too 'beefy' for Switch, studio rep says, but Switch 2 ‘worth considering’". It's bylined to Ian Walker and has a screenshot of Palworld.
That meme of the crab with laser eyes annihilating something, with the text “silence brand”
A photo of my hands with fresh nail art, looking like water from an anime
A screenshot for infinity Nikki with some wild-ass nonsense dialog about ‘toss your materials into the altar of escalation and infuse them with your Vital Energy’
Jonah’s business card in stylized black and white pixel art
A screenshot of Aella and Grimes being dumb
A photo of the cover of the current menu at Laowai, which is a slightly modified version of the strategy guide for Dynasty Warriors 2.
A close up photo of my hands where my nails are painted in a colourful lisa frank style; most of them are coloured leopard print and zebra print over a rainbow gradient background, one on each hand is white checkerboard over rainbow gradient.
A selfie of me with my boa constrictor Helios wrapping around my shoulder and peeking at the camera
A close up of the French text on a bag of rice, which reads ‘riz de qualité’
A photo of Taylor swift performing at the eras tour in Vancouver, she has like five spotlights pointing at her and she’s in a stadium full of people.
A screenshot showing that Gays of Bluesky clearly copied this post verbatim from someone else.
A photo of the desert bus crew all standing on the stage at a big fancy dress charity dinner. We look very far away
A six panel comic showing a raccoon coping with bad feelings. If you feel like everyone hates you, then sleep. If you feel like you hate everyone, then eat. If you feel like you hate yourself, shower.
A screenshot of a text exchange where the Conservative Party is asking for my support and I’m telling them to go fuck themselves
A screenshot of my moderation settings on Bluesky, showing a ‘graphic media’ setting set to warn.
This is a screenshot of the content filter settings in the Bluesky app
A screenshot of the battery usage for my phone today by app, showing Balatro at 58% and next nearest is slack at 11%