Doodle

@doodleftw.bsky.social

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Migrating from an unhappy place. Trying to bring some smiles and calm to a frantic world.

DID YOU KNOW... Bob The Builder and Jack The Ripper have the same middle name.
Skeleton rock band sculpture spotted in our local “At Home” superstore.
PEOPLE IN THE SIXTIES: I BETTER NOT SAY THAT OR THE GOVERNMENT WILL WIRETAP MY HOUSE PEOPLE TODAY: HEY WIRETAP, DO YOU HAVEA RECIPE FOR PANCAKESP
Frank Doodle Willis Jul 22, 2018 • ... 1978: "Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take but moreover by the number of breaths that take your life away" - Anonymous 2018: "Life is measured soley by how much charge your phone has left, and how far you are away from the nearest available outlet." - Doodle
any group of white guys could walk up to me and say they're Imagine Dragons and i'd believe them
Quote: “IN THE BEGINNING THE UNIVERSE WAS CREATED THIS HAS MADE A LOT OF PEOPLE VERY ANGRY AND BEEN WIDELY REGARDED AS A BAD MOVE -DOUGLAS ADAMS”
“SHOUT OUT TO ATM FEES FOR MAKING ME BUY MY OWN MONEY”
Small seedless watermelon, roughly broken down the middle.
A closed door with two paper signs taped to it: “Your Success Starts Here” followed by “STOP - DO NOT ENTER”
Godzilla didn't win an Oscar until he was 70-years-old and had starred in 38 movies. Never stop following your dreams.
Restaurant dessert menu with the entry: BAKED CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIE DOUGH w/ CHOCALATE SAUCE 6.99 Caption: “I’m pretty sure that’s just a cookie.”
Cheesy casserole with cupped pepperoni on top.
On this day 11 years ago Frank Doodle Willis Jul 16, 2015 It's like thousands of ponytail holders in my house suddenly cried out at once, and then were silenced...
On this day 6 years ago Frank Doodle Willis Jul 14, 2020 Nothing has been right since Brady signed with the Bucs. The whole universe is out of balance!
nurse: how do u rate ur pain me: zero stars nurse: me: would not recommend
Grocery store labels for each aisle. The sign for Aisle #2 reads: Can Fish Microwave Soup
An advertisement from the 2010’s showing a family watching a flat screen TV that’s clearly not plugged in.
Someone left a fully decorated cake in the beer cooler. Caption: “Decisions were made. Maybe next year Larry.”
PETER: Can I get a note to miss school tomorrow? MAY: Sure. What's going on? PETER: They're doing a blood drive and I cannot be pressured into giving blood. MAY: Can someone tell by your blood that you're Spider-Man? PETER: Yeah! My blood's definitely radioactive, and it's probably full of tiny spiders. MAY: If your blood has tiny spiders in it we're going to see Dr. Strange. PETER: He's not a medical doctor, well, not anymore. MAY: If you know someone better to see about blood spiders I'm all ears.
Handmade tie-dye T-shirts
You failed your drug test I had a poppyseed bagel Explain the weed and cocaine . . It was an everything bagel
Two nearly identical photos of actress Hayden Panettiere. Top photo is the original. The bottom photo has been photoshopped to give her orange hair (instead of blonde), facial piercings and several large tattoos on her legs, arms and chest. It looks very convincing, except that the original photo is there for comparison.
Weird Howard @WeirdHowardProd “Dr. Pepper is the name of the person who created it. What you're actually drinking is Dr. Peppers monster.”
A floor tiled with old Magic cards and a clear coating over top of them.
Close-up photo of a Dutch rabbit with gray and white fur, blue-gray eyes.
THE HORRIFYING MOMENT WHEN YOU'RE LOOKING FOR AN ADULT BUT THEN YOU REALIZE THAT YOU ARE AN ADULT. SO YOU LOOK FOR AN OLDER ADULT, SOMEONE SUCCESSFULLY ADULTING. AN ADULTIER ADULT.
Sign taped to the glass: “The light inside has broken but I still work.” Caption: Me too, vending machine… me too.
WALL-E holding the boot with the spouted plant in it up to the sunlight. 🌱 ☀️
Frank Doodle Willis Jun 29, 2011 “99.99% of all castles in America are located in fish tanks.”
Scene from the end of L.A. Story. The electronic billboard has a message that reads, “I had 2 think up something fast.”
Still from The Blair Witch Project. Creepy wooden totems hanging in the trees.
Princess Leia talks to R2-D2 - Star Wars (1977)
Still from Star Wars featuring C3PO, R2-D2, Luke Skywalker and Obi-Wan Kenobi.
Movie still from “Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy”. Pictured: Sam Rockwell as Zaphod, Zooey Deschanel as Trillian, Warwick Davis as Marvin, Yasiin Bey (formerly Mos Def) as Ford. Not pictured: Martin Freeman as Arthur Dent.
Battle scene from Wonder Woman
Movie still of the Psycho house.
Fabric pattern: Line drawings of Miles Morales as Spider-Man in a black and red costume. One pattern has a white background with black line drawings of a cityscape. The other has identical city drawings but in red lines on a black background.
Still from “NATIONAL LAMPOON’S VACATION” (1983). Shown L to R: Dana Barron, Beverly D’Angelo, Chevy Chase and Anthony Michael Hall, all smiling and waving goodbye.
Scene still from The Big Short. Pictured are several men yelling at each other.
Screen shot of a YouTube video from McDonalds. The video is a humorous spoof of Backrooms.
Scene from Jeepers Creepers 2, monster on top of a school bus.
Concession stand advertising Water Tacos
Heather O’ Rourke in a scene from Poltergeist.
WNBA: Indiana Fever at Atlanta Dream, Saturday June 20, 2026 - 1:00pm
Movie still from “Ed Wood”, starring Johnny Depp and Martin Landau.
Charlize Theron in a scene from “Atomic Blonde”.
Photograph from a party in the late 1970’s. Pictured are Meat Loaf (pointing at the camera, Gene Simmons in full Kiss makeup, and Cher in a sheer cocktail dress. Also pictured is a man in glasses who some claim is a Public Relations executive named Don Wasely.
“From Jabba the Hutt's perspective Star Wars is the story of a guy who owed him money and then instead of paying had his friends murder him.” Followed by a movie still of Princess Leia choking out Jabba with his own chain.
Official movie poster for “Smile 2”.