Stephen Jobs

@doofussteve.bsky.social

87 Followers 228 Following

Immune to propaganda (he/him).

My beautiful wife, doing an ironically cool pose in front of a cherry blossom tree in Kyoto, Japan
A picture of Weatherman Andrew Scott in the baffling new movie Pressure
a useless AI Search assist explaining that the best streaming movies on shudder are actually some of the movies on shudder, and you can find them on shudder
Dictionary Definition of: gruntled adjective grun·​tled ˈgrən-tᵊld informal + often humorous : in good humor : happy, contented Once, he was gruntled—a wife and a kid, a good job—but because he devoted too much time to the latter, the formers packed up and left.— Steven Rea
Despairing emoji
Best likes to get: 1. Letterboxd 2. Real Life (Hug/Kiss) 3. Instagram Story 4. Divine (Forgiveness, Absolution, Escaping the wheel of Samsara) 5. Strava 6. Real Life (money) 7. Thumbs up in the group chat 8. Instagram Post 9. Real life (Parents accidentally thumbs up your text when they are asking what the Netflix password is
An edit of a conspiracy-theory post about 15-minute cities. The original post accused 15-minute cities of causing plane crashes, while my edit accuses 15-minute cities of getting you a nice treat and a cute walk.
Statler and Waldorf, of the Muppets fame, looking like they just delivered this joke.
Dog show magazine showing the “#1 Pumi Bitch 2022”
Simpsons "Do it for her" meme with pictures of Shaq instead of Maggie