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Lost my mind, but found another He/him/they, don’t tell my mother https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:readmnpgwza7ux3ui3e77zib/feed/aaalrl4q6i66k

backside of a gasoline truck driving on two lane highway through the mojave desert. small mountains and pale blue sky in background, the tank is reflecting the road and sky behind us like a mirror. it was very hot outside.
still frame from The Simpsons, Who Shot Mr. Burns, Part One. Skinner is holding up the front page of the Springfield Shopper newspaper, covering the first word of the headline, which was originally “Awful School is Awful Rich”. The image has been altered to read “(Skinner’s hand) Senator is Awful Dead” with the photo replaced by Lindsey Graham’s headshot. Andrew sent this to me, possibly created it, but i’m on the clock and have things to get done, so I can’t confirm.
still frame from the Simpsons Itchy, Scratchy, and Poochie show episode. Poochie is replaced by a head to toe image of Lindsey Graham, it is a frame of Poochie’s animation cel being lifted off the scene where Itchy is chain sawing through a block of ice that Scratchy is trapped inside. my talented offline friend made this but insisted i credit the Korean animators who made this joke possible.
blue t shirt with homer simpson on the front. he is shirtless and holding up lit sparklers. he is happy in front of a circular representation of the USA flag
google search page: tina turner Did you mean: simply the best
saved by the bell logo generator, it says kicked in the pebis. i misspelled penis and went with it. “kicked” is in blue, “in the” is pink, and “pebis” is yellow. all sections are different fonts, text is in the middle of a black circle with blue border. background is purple with a bunch of crazy clip art shapes around.
google search: has any nba team been swept in the conference semifinals gemini answer: yes, multiple nba teams have been swept in the conference semifinals. most recently, the 2026 Oklahoma City Thunder completed a 4-0 sweep of the Los Angeles Lakers, while the 2018 Toronto Raptors were also swept at this stage by the Cleveland Cavaliers. Notable Conference Semifinal Sweeps: - 2026: OKC Thunder def. LA Lakers 4-0.
hand yapping with text saying “bla bla”
he-man logo generator font: DOOK OF URL was GOONING to the sears catalogue
burger king logo from the quoted post’s link to a burger king logo generator. text between the buns reads “argle bargle”. tagline belies says “Foofin’ it raw”. spin on obscure simpsons reference
homer simpson in bed with marge, homer’s head inflates super large as he screams until it explodes into shreds, marge shields herself from the debris. we’re doomed, i tells ya!
Sally Forth waving, wearing a light purple long sleeved collared shirt and saying “stay safe, stay healthy!” text: Protect Yourself From COVID-19 • Clean your hands often • Avoid close contact • Stay home if you're sick • Cover coughs and sneezes • Wear a facemask if you are sick • Clean and disinfect More info at CDC.gov SALLY FORTH By Francesco Marciuliano and Jim Keefe
homer simpson giving dook a hug in front of the kwik e mart at universal studios hollywood. he is 43 (dook)
bear automotive equipment mascot, a golden teddy bear with a open mouth toothless smile holding his one paw out while holding a wrench in his other paw
groundskeeper willie slams his hands down on principal skinner’s desk and declares “you just made an enemy for LIFE!”
shot of dook’s timeline: g.c. @lscrapl.bsky: *the juice is loose* chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social: In the future, we can look forward to even more explosive diarrhea.
photo of former nba star larry johnson posing as his character Grandmama, wearing cat eye glasses, wig and church hat, and a powder blue dreads with white roses pattern. double pearl necklace and bracelet.
geordi meme, he has his hand out as if to say “naw, hold up” to a photo of r. kelly in his “ignition” music video. in the image below, he points as if to say “that’s the one” to a photo of christian bale and sean bean in the movie “equilibrium”.
clip from the simpsons, episode “marge on the lam”. it’s a show that exists in their universe just for the gag, Edward the Penitent. he is kneeling before a man in religious garb seated at a throne, it appears to be late medieval time period. the man in holy costume pulls his hand away. meme text reads: “i’m afraid ‘sorry’ doesn’t cut it with this pope”
a man in a hat supervises a herd of goats leaving a trailer to graze on the overgrown hillside. goats pictured are white, brown, and one is white with black spots like a cow. photo taken from afar and is not great
Cuttino “Cat” Mobley in sacramento kings jersey, holding up a fist
homer simpson, lenny & carl making a commercial for the power plant, mr burns directing. text on gif says nuclear power
shot from the always sunny in philadelphia episode “the gang solves the gas crisis” dennis is selling gasoline door to door and charlie is interrupting the pitch in his character as a texas oil man (wild card, bitches!) charlie is wearing a cowboy hat and bolo tie, dennis has a long sleeved blue dress shirt on and looks very annoyed
graphic says “NEED Coffee!”, need is underlined twice above a yellow coffee cup that says coffee! on it. a unicorn has dived into the cup head first and is submerged up to its rainbow horn, front hooves holding the sides of the cup. lower half of white unicorn sticks out in the air, pink tail
two skeets (1 & 3) from @los-los.bsky.social with the skeet meat (2) from @gregthemiller.bsky.social. they look audaciously similar in pfp. 1: happy patty melt day 2: i wish i had cheese filled fried jalapeños but i’m a jalapeño pauper 3: when stoners have an idea it’s called the easy bake oven
email from live nation concerts: “Leftover Crack is on sale TODAY! Get…”
bart is sad in his treehouse, thinking himself safe from the accusations of the townspeople. jasper comes up to the window to call him a thief
a list of the “people also ask” questions from a Gates McFadden google search: what is considered the worst Star Trek series? Did Robert Beltran and Jeri Ryan get along? Did Melissa Gilbert go to Michael Landon’s funeral? Who was with Michael Landon when he died? How much was David Cassidy worth when he died? Do ladies shave their pubic hair? (green highlighter for emphasis) Has Brad Pitt ever apologized to Jennifer Aniston? What happened to Jennifer Aniston when she was 11? Were Connie Francis and Bobby Darin lovers? What are the allegations against Jeri Ryan? Did Jennifer Grey and Patrick Swayze ever reconcile?
headline from Silver Screen & Roll: The Lakers schedule is about ot [sic] test how good they are
photo of a business from the intersection. a “do not enter” and no left/u-turn sign obscure the business’ sign to read “south bay rage center”
a roly-poly, or pill bug, which is not an insect but actually a terrestrial crustacean. neat!
timeline screenshot: Reposted by tara oak blanco @abomination.computer • 56m you should be able to charge your phone by screaming Endless Screaming @infinitescream... • 6m AAAAHHHHHHH
photo of two raccoons in the act of lovemaking on top of a garage. kind of blurry, but pretty good for a photo taken in the dark
columbo getting down to business wearing a magenta feather boa
young james harden without his signature giant beard
alan alda and jamie farr in mash as hawkeye and klinger. klinger is wearing a pink dress, white gloves and a sun hat
alber @captainacab.airbud.website: happy new year you clock watching ducks d.ly @dly.bsky.social: happy new year, imaginary weirdos ❤️
google search, 10am: need new world how make good …good weapons …good food …goods …good armor …good money …good gear …good boxes
roku city movie theater marquee reads “hello, carol”
“is this a pigeon?” butterfly meme, but it’s “is this a proposal?”
my gift to you, the California “UPPDAWG” vanity license plate spotted in the wild. it is on a white Audi SUV, black plate with yellow letters. license plate frame reads “what’s” at the top, and “???” at the bottom.
timeline screenshot, neutral ambassador posts, “You think it's too late to get Elizabeth Fraser and Lisa Gerrard together in a glossolalia-off?” while directly below, Grey Them Pronouns posts, “There's no reason to avoid dialogue just to avoid discourse but there's plenty of reason to avoid discourse”
orange moonrise over george deukmejian bridge in far background, someone’s front yard christmas decoration in foreground, an illuminated star with spiral string of lights down its support pole. distant plane at very top edge of the frame
moon peeking between two trees yesterday 12/4, early rise
rapper from the simpsons wearing a gold necklace that says “Thursday the 20th”
the man who jumped out the window when he thought frinkiac was down jumps back in the room through the broken window and calmly returns to his seat
rob gronkowski mid sentence, on a zoom call with a cardboard sign on the wall behind him like you would see someone begging on a freeway off ramp with: it says “dudes on dudes”. also on the wall is a framed poster with football related photos, text seems to be “bro-power”
screenshot of google maps: Gloria Avenue in Van Nuys, south of Nordhoff Street, there is a small street running parallel to it a block west called Gaynor Avenue.
crummy drawing of giant exododus on fire in (ostensibly) NYC. it is screaming “Cuomoooohnooo!” idk how a screen reader would say that, but it is a portmanteau? of cuomo and oh no. do not vote for andrew cuomo, the exododus does not exist
hit it, Randy! I love LA cartoon drawing of randy newman
tiny fluorescent green frog on a fingertip. meme text reads “you are loved. this is a threat”
screenshot of dook’s timeline: mr. cannoli: is diarrhea funny again, is it ok to talk about it terror @weedlejuice.bsky.social: *Regurgitates my goop to nourish you*
street art on garbage can in Portland. an orange sasquatch with zen smiling face kickflips a red skateboard with yellow wheels & tree on deck over a tree stump in the forest. PDX in similarly orange letters above the scene
scene from the simpsons; it’s the zorro movie they watch in the beginning of the tomacco episode (S11:E5) which inspires homer to slap people with a glove & challenge them to a duel to get his way. it is the Scarlet Pimpernel grabbing Zorro by the collar, saying the line this skeet is referencing
the “duck shoes”: water resistant vans with olive green, yellow, and brown.
Phantom Deeks: I'd be good for you Endless Screaming AAAAAAAAAAAHH
Leen McBeans: There is no 'love' in marriage but there an i and 'rage'. Coincidence? Theciscokidder: "Better the devil you know than the devil you don't," is the secret to a long marriage.
jesus came back! it’s the raptor!! run for it!!!
blue building outside wall with freehand spray paint graffiti in yellow, it says skyy is a coke whore. skyy has two y’s