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A bowl of fresh raspberries picked from the bush after a hard rain. The green bushes in the background.
The joke was about "clean washing" advertising, nothing more. Inspired by this bottle of gluten free tequila, a drink that is always gluten free. This is a vague attempt to present Teremana tequila as a healthy alternative vs it's competitors. It's not a cross contamination warning - the distillation process vaporizes the alcohol while leaving the solid gluten proteins behind in the still. Even spirits made from wheat, rye, or barely... Gluten free. Tequila is made from a succulent btw, not a grain. Regardless, if it's a plain distilled spirit that is not blended or flavored, it's gluten fucking free. Period. Anyway, those who jumped into attack mode can fuck all the way off. Block button is top right, you won't be missed. [Pic related: a bottle of Teremana Reposado Tequila, made from 100% Blue Weber agave. Light tan color spirit in a clear bottle]
A shopping website with drop down filter for gender (of sunglasses) that gives two options, male and men's
Ethan Hunt jumping out of the window, narrowly escaping death from a squall of water, an Olympic pool amount of water pouring from the second floor! Probably the most annoying plot hole in movie history. It's a fish tank you dumb bastards!
Screencap from Ghost of Tsunami, samurai on a hilltop overlooking Japan, smoke rises from various battlegrounds, a lush green forest beneath
A red button meme, where a cartoon man is sweating under a stressful decision to tell everyone he's from NY, or tell everyone he's a Vegan
A crude drawing of a swan at the edge of a grass embankment near a tiny apple tree that is definitely not to scale.
A fingerling monkey toy, a cute colourful robot monkey that fits on your finger
Two panel meme of Levar Burton from Star Trek, rejecting the name "Lilly" but strongly considering "Kimiko"
Close-up of purple Gooseneck Iris flower presenting her fuzzy beard
Xkcd comic showing various mysteries from big foot to mh370 to jfk, db cooper and many more, some silly ones like "why I keep putting ice cream back in the fridge instead of the freezer". All arranged on a X Y graphic sorted from not weird to weird as hell and from clear explanation to no explanation.
Traffic Light captcha imagine asking user to select all squares with traffic lights. Imagine is an intersection with light traffic.
A ven diagram illustrating confirmation bias, where one's own beliefs intersect with all evidence... Such that people tent to believe only the evidence that aligns with their own beliefs, ignoring all other evidence
Captain Phillips meme where the pirate boards, staring into your eyes: Look at me, I am the mother now
A bag of "Ding Dong" snack mix
A red tub of industrial airport grade depression filler for asphalt driveways
Screen from Braveheart where "nobel" cuck on a horse, holding a flag, requests to rape the village women, newly weds watch in terror, set in the foothills of Scotland
Lord of the Rings meme, with the Dead Men of Dunharrow (ghost army) asking "Hi I'm interested in this is this still available". Aragon says "Yes it's still available". Then the ghost army leaves without a word, ghosted, as ghost armies do
Young Pauly Shore and Brendan Fraser happily dancing in the street. Plaid board shorts and a sleeveless jean shirt completely this very 90s look. Circa Encino Man era.
Chicken Lady from Kids in The Hall, half chicken, half lady, you get the idea. Humanoid, but her hair is while puffy floof, her nose like a stout beak, with feathers all over
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Creepy doll on a beachside bench, the face is colored blue and hair disheveled, looks like death
A two panel meme, one showing a family member tattooed on someone's are, but the drawing is rather horrifying... the next panel is the image shown superimposed on a family picture, one you'd find in a stock photo frame, except for of course the horrifying figure
From Dazed and Confused, three stoners cruzing in a 1970 Chevy Chevelle SS, finding out their new friend has no weed, "be a lot cooler if you did"
Dinosaurs in an open field as a meteor flys past overhead as one t-rex yells "Oh shit! The economy!!"
Pennywise, the clown from IT, on set in full makeup smoking a cigarette under a rainbow umbrella and blanket, looking very "fuck my life"
A brunette female hugging a giant plushy loaf of bread which is about 3 feet long
Norma Arnold, a main character from the original show The Wonder Years. Shown here in a 60s blond bob, yellow collared shirt, and white cardigan with embroidered flowers
A baguette, which is shaped like a dick, not unlike Yoda's. It actually looks quite yummy with a golden crust.
A hand drawing a honeydew melon
An X Y axis chart showing a direct correlation between "How correctly you hold the steering wheel" and "How bad a driver are you". The x/y line at 45⁰ showing the driving gets better with incorrect steering grip
Audrey Hepburn in Charade. At a payphone wearing a toupe satin coat with matching gloves and headscarf. She has dark bedroom eyes and looks rather frightened.
Cyril Sneer from Canadian animated television series that ran on CBC from 1985 to 1991. Cyril is an aardvark, with a long, pink nose, a ruthless and greedy businessman. Shown here with a dull blue bow tie and fat cigar. A look of disdain for Racoons and all things Racoon adjacent.
I giant warehouse filled with a comical amount of ripe yellow bananas. Perhaps million bananas pilled 40 feet high. A man walking on the floor appears lost among them
Captain Phillips scene where the pirate boards the ship, looks intensely at the captain with two fingers pointing at his own eyes saying "Look at me. I am the main now"