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NH 🇱🇧 🫎 https://boxd.it/2rUIL Red Sox STH 😭 Fix your heart or die 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈

Fenway grounds crew watering the grass
The left and right video boards declare: “Red Sox win!” The center shows the Red Sox celebrating and says “The Red Sox Have Now Tied The Club Record With 15 Wins In A Row”
An excited young man in a yellow jersey
Pitch tracker says “eephus”
Walmart ad for a “the mango” snl funko pop
A real ad for a gerbil style waterer for your baby
Jarren crowns Roman with the Wally head
Mysterious eBay ad, a hand holds a soda and there is a strange contraption around the wrist
Story by nationals beat writer Byron Kerr that omits the slur from Cavalli. Mentions the appeal of his suspension, but avoids talking about why he was suspended. “WASHINGTON -- Cade Cavalli had his worst start of the season at Pittsburgh back in mid-April, when he allowed four runs in a career-low 1 1/3 innings, taking the loss in the Nationals’ 16-5 setback. Sunday, it was not much better for Cavalli against the Bucs in the rematch at Nationals Park. After his best start of the year against the Red Sox last Tuesday in an 8-1 win -- marred by a benches-clearing incident featuring Cavalli and Red Sox first baseman Willson Contreras that started after a strikeout – the right-hander lasted 2 1/3 innings on Sunday in a no-decision.”
Taxi that says “ghislaine trans”
Red Sox owner John Henry leaving top of 8th
Benches clear
Back to .200 we go
Stefan heck screamed on a flight for 29 hours and now people think there should be adult only flights
Official mlb website showing videos with title “Rafaela’s grand slam, Duran’s HR lead Red Sox top 5”. It shows a still of Cedanne hitting. He does not hit a grand slam in the video, in the at bat from the still used as the thumbnail the bases are not loaded and he hits a single. I don’t believe Cedanne has ever hit a grand slam in the majors. Google AI now says he did on 6/15/26 because of this
Bag pipes on Jersey st for Scottish heritage night
Signed baseballs, from left to right and top to bottom: Garret crochet, Derek Lowe, Cedanne Rafaela, Trevor story, Mike Lowell, Justin Slaten, Carlos narvaez, Garret Whitlock, Jason varitek, Jerry Remy, Roman Anthony
Wally in a kilt leading the crowd in song
Description of an at bat where a guy takes strike one, swings and misses twice, but still has a strike left?
Ad for something that goes in your nose, I don’t know why.
Blue jays manager confirms blue jay player motioned for child to throw the ball to him before the child threw the ball. Toronto fans want Baltimore razed for this.
Google search results for “mlb out man”
Screen shot of reported quoting blue jays manager who says his player motioned for a kid to throw the ball before the kid through the ball
UPS trucks parked ass to ass
Spaghetti prepared for Fenway
Spaghetti in a bag to take to Fenway
White dog sitting under flowering tree
Strange shaped leather glove looking thing with r2 and c3 po on it.
Diary of a wimpy kid bobble head, scared kid at bat
Trevor story with backwards hat
View from 36th floor of a hotel in Toronto
Blue sky user saying: “i think it's obvious that cole allen did not act based on radical political, christian, or anti-christian beliefs. he acted on his plainly *orthodox* political and christian beliefs in an attempt to thwart an obviously radical shift in american politics and christianity. i wish him well.”
Wikipedia entry on “tensegrity” “Tensegrity describes a closed structural system composed of a set of three or more elongate compression struts within a network of tension tendons, the combined parts mutually supportive in such a way that the struts do not touch one another, but press outwardly against nodal points in the tension network to form a firm, triangulated, prestressed, tension and compression unit.”
Fenway park men’s room with too many urinals
Dale Earnhardt pic from 25 plus years ago that looks the same
Huge latte
Sad dog looking at cube full of her toy
Sticker advertising high definition video AND audio! for silent film “safety last”
Ad meant for twitch streamer accidentally sent to viewer
Wooden folding Quran holder or book stand
Odd military ad where a man is lazily wrestling another man while smiling and wearing a gui I guess but it looks like a bath robe
Huge us flag at Fenway opening day. The blue has run into the white
My selections from most recent criterion flash sale. 4Ks of network and double indemnity and blu rays of: targets, the killing, the breaking point, la jatée/sans soleil, safety last!, matewan, and heaven’s gate
Tickets to baseball games from my Apple wallet
Email from mlb auctions at 1:48 am telling me I am still a winner!
Amazon listing for “rabbitgoo” brand window film
Bad Reddit post
Double doors with a sign on the left door saying “please use other door” but only the right door has a handle anyways 🤷‍♂️