DorkyCuttlefish (they/them) 🔞

@dorkycuttlefish.bsky.social

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30s queer, hypnokinky, and probably not posting here terribly often 18+ NSFW account, minors DNI 🔞

dril tweet from June 16, 2012: “This Whole Thing Smacks Of Gender,” I holler as I overturn my uncle’s barbeque grill and turn the 4th of July into the 4th of Shit
Homer Simpson saying “But that’s America’s wang!”
Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance
Wile E Coyote puts his newfound hypnotism skills to the test against the Roadrunner, who has a mirror. It doesn’t go well for the super genius.
Exeggcute using Hypnosis! It’s super effective!
Citizen Sleeper 2, Khimera: Puzzle Island, Drainus, In Stars and Time, Turbo Overkill, Motorslice, Unsighted, Llamasoft: The Jeff Minter Story, Project Silverfish
Screencap from the Simpsons episode "Homer's Phobia" with the made-up caption "Dorky is a hyp... no... sexual!"
A character from the recent teaser trailer of Kingdom Hearts 4. He's wearing a slick suit and a Timothy Chalamet haircut. His expression is one of profound smugness.
In response to Marge claiming that Homer Simpson liked Roshomon, Homer counters, “That’s not how I remember it.”
From Calia’s article: “The reality is that the longer you use AI, the harder it becomes to extricate yourself from it. The more it bleeds into your content. The more it becomes a crutch to lean on, not a tool to help you. I used it for images, but it’s available to do scripting, ideation, everything that a creative mind should be handling. What are we doing, as creators, if we don’t create? What are we doing as hypnotists if we let a computer choose our words, or speak in low, hushed tones to lull someone into trance? Why are we here, if we’re not pursuing something valuable, human, and real? If art is the mirror we hold up to ourselves, why on Earth was I stupid enough to outsource that?
Lisa Simpson standing next to Bart in Grandpa’s room, asking him, “Grandpa, how did you take off your underwear without taking off your pants?”
Kazuma Kiryu slams his fist on a desk and storms out of the room as a detective looks on
My top 3 kinks are posted above. Make me blush.
Godzilla flying through the air, propelled by his own breath
Screenshot from Thank Goodness You’re Here!
Nastasia from Super Paper Mario
A screenshot from The Hundred Line: Last Defense Academy
Screenshot from the game Dolls Nest
A screenshot from the game Ultrakill
A screenshot from the 2023 remake of Resident Evil 4, featuring Leon S Kennedy and Ashley Graham
A screenshot from Caves of Qud. I have not played it, so the shot is indecipherable to me.
Screenshot of The Jungle Book on the Sega Genesis. Mowgli is fighting Kaa in a tree in broad daylight.
The final SA-X fight from Metroid Fusion
The meme image of a cat crying and screaming
Artwork from Watchmen, wherein Dr. Manhattan is sitting down on a rock on Mars, gazing wistfully at the stars.
A scene from the Simpsons episode “Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy” featuring Waylon Smithers standing amid a crowd of young girls pointing at a toy offscreen and proclaiming “But they’ve got a new hat!”
An astronaut looks at the earth and asks "It's all gay?" Another astronaut is behind them and pointing a gun at their back, responding "Always has been"
Metroid Prime, Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door, Citizen Sleeper, Hollow Knight, Undertale, Mother 3, Dusk, Fallout New Vegas, Deus Ex
Your (DorkyCuttlefish’s) archetype: The Mirrored. You control and you’re controlled. The dynamic inverts on a dime. When you (I) lead: The Artisan. Rope is your brush, their body is your canvas. You create beauty from tension and trust. When you (I) follow: The Mannequin. Bound and blank. Restraint silences your body, control silences your mind. You disappear into perfect stillness.
A speech bubble jokingly attributing the above post to an exhausted-looking Hayao Miyazaki
A, uh… suggestive weather forecast screen showing a very, uh… shapely polar vortex. Very round. Squeezable. Lots of liquid in the air. Voluptuous, some might say.
Hollow Knight
Kent Brockman turning to his producer and asking "Do we have a source on this?"
The 2019 Tom Hooper film Cats, sitting pretty on Rotten Tomatoes with a 19% score
A stand at a grocery store for That’s It (tm) whole food plant snacks
Noelle Deltarune with an anxious disposition on her face
The poster for X2: X-Men United
Tidus from Final Fantasy X staring out into the middle distance
PUT A COLOR IN ME Angel Dust: soft kisses and cuddles for you 4ever Pickel Juice: We’ve been trying to contact you regarding your car’s extended warranty Regular Purple: Please sleep with me. Please. I’m so lonely. I haven’t slept with anyone in a very long time and you are so good looking. Please do me the favor of having sex with me “Blood Orange” She’s So Pretentious It’s Fucking Red: I’d let you use me in ritual sacrifice Indigo Girls: I’d let you dress me up as a doll (because I think you’re stylish) Deep Purple: I’d let you dress me up as a doll (sexual) Spume: I like you but only as much as you like me and if you don’t like me I’m totally kidding but if you do yknow you should tell me Error 404: ngl I’m a little concerned about your mental health but I don’t know you well enough to say anything Knight Time: I WILL BE YOUR SHIELD YOUR SWORD YOUR DEFENDER IN YOUR HOUR OF NEED Gold Trans Am: We have a warrior’s bond (homoerotic) Ectoplasm: CUM 👏 IN 👏ME 👏 IDFK IF IT’S PHYSICALLY POSSIBLE OR NOT Mulch: let’s watch movies and eat a bunch of snacks together Hot Pants: none of the other options fit so I’m gonna tell you how I feel RIGHT now:
Nagi Usui from Neo: The World Ends With You
Pause GIF and discover your Kinkymon type… CORRUPTION PUPPY
Homer Simpson thinking “I know you can follow my suggestions, hypnotee.”
Squidward looking out the window meme
Pliskin MGS2 yelling “No! That is NOT Life Day!”
An actor playing Homer Simpson saying B’oh!
GOP congressmembers tried to stop Rep. Maxine Dexter of Oregon from even holding a Pride flag while speaking out in support of LGBTQ servicemembers. Rep. Sara Jacobs of California countered anti-trans rhetoric by drawing attention to the many kinds of gender-affirming care commonly provided to cisgender people, such as Botox, but Rep. Mace began yelling and posted on social media that Jacob’s, who is Jewish, needs a “nose job.”
Top Gear’s Jeremy Clarkson saying “Oh no! Anyway,”
That one meme of two muscular guys grasping their hands; one guy says “SINNERS” and the other says “K-POP DEMON HUNTERS” and their hands join with “VILLAIN MUSICAL NUMBERS ARE SO BACK”
A notepad with the phrase "I am a slave" written by hand over and over. A pen sits on top.
Box art for the Sega CD game Silpheed featuring a spaceship flying away from an explosion
Ethel, the main character of Her Love, Like Poison, lies in bed. Text box: "Ethel couldn't imagine the girl at the church crying. She couldn't imagine her blushing, and she definitely couldn't imagine her shipping Sam and Dean Winchester."
Zombie dogs crashing through the window in the first Resident Evil
Kazuhira Miller exclaiming “They played us like a damn fiddle!”
A fake screenshot featuring a “Coat that if touched loses all value” being touched, current value $0-$0