Quilty Quilterton

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I'm here for joy, not doom, not politics. Reader, editor, quilter, hermit, ignores most dms (but not from Maggie because she has Linus stickers). If you complain about entire generations of humans, I will block you.

A chocolate mini dachshund completely unsure why a tri-color mini dachshund mix is in *her* car bed and there's NO QUILT!
a small, mixed-breed black and tan dog with massive ears sitting on a colorful plaid blanket
dangle earrings of a cleaver and two other knives with "blood" on them
a dangle earring with 2 bloody knives and a bloody cleaver. These are the best earrings of all time. From Femmecraft.com
Reddit sub titled I left my boyfriend over a sandwich
A white whole cloth quilt with a scene of two children reading as seen from above as the quilting pattern.
a skeet that says "The dead billionaire flavor was an impluse buy followed by Maggie re-skeeting the William Shakespeare account with the line: "Now die, die, die, die, die."
A screen with the National Academy of Television Arts and Sciences Gold and Silver Circle Honors ceremony logo and words on it.
A mini chocolate dachshund laying on top of a stuffed corduroy chocolate dachshund (larger than her) with several dog toys spread around
A chocolate mini dachshund wearing a purple vest on a long by a river
A river with a pool in the lower right of the image and the river rushing along the left side; you can see where recent high water has eroded the far bank.
A view of blue sky seen through the filter of the branches of an old Douglas Fir tree
a mini chocolate dachshund who has pinned a human head to a couch and is relentlessly kissing the person whose face is obscured by the back of the dachshund's head, which is fine because the point of the image is the adorable dog being completely adorable.
A screenshot of Luke's super duper cool, WOAH! CHOICE! data vis with the constellation Pisces in view and looking in no way like a fish.
A jelly roll rug in Winnie the Pooh fabrics with a chocolate dachshund on top of it.
An oval rug made from a collection of winnie the pooh fabrics.
Two skeets from my timeline. First says WEAR YOUR FAVORITE SHINY THING and the second, a quote from Moby Dick says: Bone is rather dusty, sir.
Three rings; moonstone, amber and quartz
War criminal Pete Hegseth with an american flag handkerchief in his suit coat pocket
Baby Ms. D before she came home. Picture of a chocolate mini dachshund puppy with magic milk chocolate eyebrow dots.
Gas station convenience store chageable sign reads Huge vape selection new flavors ice bags fire wood.
Two unrelated skeets in chronological order: first skeet says "They did not put a barf limit on this." And the unrelated next skeet says "This definitely could be about several dozen things."
Cover image of Kenneth Grahame's The Wind in the Willows with a sketch of Mole and Ratty in a boat, ratty is rowing the boat under a giant willow on the bank.
disappearing four-patch quilt with large green and brown borders made with Winnie the Pooh theme fabric.
illustration of threading bobbin thread through a "thread guide base" which is a post with a hole in it and a screw on top, once through the hole, thread is supposed to wrap around the screw, but it's a stupid and awkward design that fails more often than it works.
A line chart that demonstrates the US has more cases of measles on January 30, 2026 than they had by the end of March in 2025.
a part of a map showing the state of Minnesota
a handmade notebook with a map of part of Europe as the cover. It has horizontal and vertical elastic bands to hold it closed.
An alphabet quilt panel with a duck companion for each letter. Pastel colors primarily pink, yellow and gray.
USPS tracking showing a parcel going from Indianapolis to Anchorage - which is nowhere near the parcel's destination and is, in fact, further from the destination than Indianapolis.
Black fabric with white hypotrochoids on it.
image of a similar stool as described in the skeet.
a sign that says "Welcome to the bathroom, a dachshund will be with your shortly."
An alphabet quilt panel close up of the letter L which has a lamb and a duck.
A rocky alpine meadow with blooming pink flowers a few pines and a mountain peak on the distant horizon.
a miniature chocolate dachshund looking off camera with a person wearing glasses and a hat behind the dschshund's head.
VictorianandSteampunk design of a repeating Cthulu in teal and greens and blues in a large repeating pattern
Chocolate mini dachshund laying atop a corduroy stuffed animal dachshund, with several stuffed animal toys to the side of her.
Guicy Guice's Night Hypotrochoid fabric with white hyotrochoids on a black background. They designed it for their 40th birthday.
Guicy Guice's Night Hypotrochoid fabric which is 108" wide fabric with a variety of white hypotrochoid images on black fabric.
Microsoft 360 is now renamed Microsoft 365 Copilot app LOL This is so desperate - it can't be real. Screenshot of Microsoft Support page announcing that Microsoft 365 app transition to the Microsoft 365 Copilot app. The new app name and icon reflects the integration of Copilot within the Microsoft 365 app.
A chocolate mini dachshund sitting on top of a wide wale corduroy chocolate dachshund with most of her toys gathered around her. She is adorable and looks a little pensive.
Album cover for Great Big Sea's 1999 album Turn
flowering vines and crescent moons on a black background; the moons glow in the dark.
two shoe tongues cut such that a motif of a moth on a thisle plant is centered for the toe box.
Autumnal image of Meech Lake in Ontario
a child's drawing of a human face
a rectangular pizza on a baking sheet, ready to go in the oven.
A chocolate mini dachshund on a couch next to a corduroy chocolate dachshund that's larger than the sweet dog.
purple and blue flowers on a black background
fabric with thistle, moth and crescent moon