Doug Pasnak

@dougpasnak.bsky.social

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I am a meat popsicle.

Screenshot of WSJ headline. THE WALL STREET JOURNAL. OPINION And You Thought Hunter's Pardon Was Biden's Most Disgraceful Even with broad legal protection, Dr. Anthony Fauci refuses to answer Covid questions. By James Freeman Updated Jul. 30, 2026, at 4:54 pm EDT
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An image of a pensive man on the left frame and three goth women on the right. Text underneath reads “Local Bloke Utterly Obsessed With Roman Empire Because He Too Would Like To Be Destroyed By Goths
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A grey and white cat slays on the edge of couch.
A campfire over which marshmallows are being roasted.
A cartoon villain manipulates a mechanical device, saying “LITTLE DID I DREAM-.. WHEN I DEVISED AN INCINERATOR TO DISPOSE OF OUR VICTIMS THAT IT WOULD BE THIS USEFUL!
Poster for the 2018 movie “prospect“ starring Pedro Pascal.
Poster for movie “Bugonia”.
A collage of angry white people wearing sunglasses sitting in their cars. Probably all talking bullshit.
A bug eyed worm who claims to be head of the FBI sobered up long enough to pretend the latest assassination attempt is anything more than an isolated angry person with access to guns.
Sam Adams O@samadams.bsky.s... Even as a critic who has tried to write about MJ's legacy with nuance and grace, I appreciate the clarity the director of Leaving Neverland brings to the table. Walk me through the evolution of your thoughts on Michael Jackson through the making of these films. What have you learned? I learned Michael Jackson fucked little boys.
Kate McKinnon as “Weird Barbie”. She is holding a high shoe in one hand and a sandal in the other.
Advert for Disney movie Moana showing the two main characters, Moana and Maui in front of a background of ocean waves.
Image of a CAPTCHA featuring a variety of cymbals, two screwdrivers, a duck, a stork and a buffalo. Text above image reads "Click on everything that weighs as much as a witch"
derekvanvliet Threads "viktor orban gonna lose so bad he has to run for a seat in alberta"
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Grey and white cat rests on the arm of a couch.
Spock, for the movie “search for Spock”.
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A hand with a rosary wrapped around it and a black cat with its fangs bared. “Jesus is dead til tomorrow so let’s do some crimes”
A hand with a rosary wrapped around it and a black cat with its fangs bared. “Jesus is dead til tomorrow so let’s do some crimes”.
Image of two men standing in front of NASA logo. One in glasses saying “AMERICA CAN, SHOULD, MUST, AND WILL BLOW UP THE MOON.”
Image of a tv on a wall showing the Artemis rocket preparing to launch.
Image of Ensign Boimler in sick bay with Pike, Mbenga and Noonien-Singh from Star Trek Strange New Worlds.
An exchange with a hysterical person. jasper pilled @hoovybaby.bsky.... 8h Bluesky Elder INSPIRING! The Mueller She Wrote lady has agreed to acompany Bob into the afterlife! Scotgirl72 @scotgirl72.bsky.soc... • 2h Reported to @bsky.app for death threat Doug Pasnak @dougpasnak.b... • 32m In literally no way, shape, or form is that a death threat. Learn how language works. Scotgirl72 @scotgirl72.bsky.social Oh sweetie. Go suck that orange pedo harder, Nazi. 8:09 PM • Mar 21, 2026
Miniso store display for Miniso Edmonton. Basically a giant red ball with a smiling face and a blue hat.
Screenshot of character Leon Kowalski from “Blade Runner”.
Grace Jones wearing a black suit jacket. A cigarette dangles from her lips.
Series of skeets concerning an absolutely unhinged poster thinking making a joke makes you a Nazi.
Screenshot of Uruk-Hai soldier. Text reads “LOOKS LIKE HUMOUR IS BACK ON THE MENU, BOYS!”
Screenshot of a collider article. Headline reads “Kevin Smith Once Joined a Protest Against One of His Own Movies” Images of four actors, including Kevin Smith, from the movie.
3 panel Simpsons Van Houten race car bed meme. DO YOU HAVE A LAMBO IN YOUR SITTING ROOM? MY SITTING ROOM IS FOR FAMILY AND FRIENDS
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Picture of a thrift store sign. BACKDOOR THRIFT STORE TREASURES Text above sign reads: “when everything reminds you of her”
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Image of a decaying pedophile. The pedophile is wearing a white ball cap. His eyes are glazed. His skin is sallow, noticeable even under the bronzer.
Close up image of the face of a corpse wearing a baseball cap and blue suit over a white shirt. For some reason the corpse’s eyes are open.
8 panel Olgaf cartoon. UH, JEFF- A PASSAGE YOU TRANSLATED IS RAISING QUESTIONS Jeff -WHICH ONE? “...AND LO GOD SAID TO ALL THE HOT BITCHES, 'GET ON JEFF'S DICK, FOR IT IS GOOD'” THAT IS TOTALLY IDIOTIC Jeff -BUT THEY'RE LONG SO I UPDATED IT FOR CONTEMPORARY BITCHES THE ORIGINAL TEXT DOESN'T TRANSLATE EXACTLY, OF COURSE THE INTENT WAS TO GET YOU SEX? BUT THAT CAPTURES THE INTENT WITH THAT ATTITUDE YOU DON'T DESERVE TO GET ON MY DICK NO, TO GET THE ORIGINAL AUTHOR SEX I DON'T DESERVE THIS SHUT UUUP. YOU HAD EVERY OPPORTUNITY TO GET ON JEFF'S DICK
Screenshot of skeet with red underline to point out the exceedingly high number of quoted replies. . Text reads: “Orim Reaper/El cirujano @smolotterbean.bsky.social "hAhA, CHARLIE KIRK was murdered, I'm a ViOlEnT SiCk CUNT wItH mOmMy and DaDdY iSsUeS sO I sEeK VaLiDaTiOn fRoM a PoLiTiCaL pArTy tHaT wOuLd KiLl mE If iT gOt tHeM MoRe VoTeS" Go fuck yourself if you think CHARLIE KIRK'S assassination is funny. 4:43 PM • Feb 25, 2026 2 Some people can reply 2 reposts 316 quotes”
Image of a sundowning racist rapist who routinely falls asleep at meetings. Text above image reads “mags.hh0 Stop complaining about (Trump) falling asleep. The real problem is that he keeps waking up
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Merlin Mann • @hotdogsladies My gut is that most conspiracy theorists have never been project managers. Their optimism is adorable. 2017-01-29, 00:08
You start out in 1954 by saying, “ni***r, ni***r, ni***r" By 1968 you can't say "ni***r" - that hurts you. Backfires. So you say stuff like forced busing, states rights and all that stuff. You're getting so abstract now [that] you're talking about cutting taxes, and all these things you're talking about are totally economic things and a byproduct of them is [that] blacks get hurt worse than whites. And subconsciously maybe that is part of it. I'm not saying that. But I'm saying that if it is getting that abstract, and that coded, that we are doing away with the racial problem one way or the other. You follow me - because obviously sitting around saying, "We want to cut this," is much more abstract than even the busing thing, and a hell of a lot more abstract than "Ni***r, Lee Atwater - Advisor to President Ronald Reagan Quoted in "The Two-Party South" (1984) by Alexander P. Lamis
Snapshot of tweet from Jon Schwarz @schwarz Humanity's lucky that we invented public sewage systems before we invented "free market" think tanks 6:50 AM • 8/23/24
Starship Valley Forge from “Silent Running.
A cat in a blue business suit sits at a table reading a newspaper. The caption at the top reads “I should read Neuromancer again…”
Series of tweets from PoundPoundPoundHat @Popehat I get it. Epstein is one of the most famous and controversial prisoners in the world, a focus of immense media/political attention, and recently may have attempted suicide. Therefore, you think, it is extremely implausible that jail officials would allow him to kill himself./1 12:36 PM • 2019-08-10 /2 But your assessment of plausibility is based on your assumptions about how the system works. Those assumptions are, mostly, wrong - naive Dick-Wolf-level law-enforcement-are-competent-good-guys stuff. /3 You find it implausible because you think jailers would have to be freakishly incompetent to allow it to happen, and surely they aren't. But they often are. You find it implausible because they would have to be wantonly indifferent to human life, and surely they aren't. Dude.
A black triangle on a yellow background. In the Center is an Escher style sketch of an impossible staircase. The words “Cognitive Hazard” are below the triangle.
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Post by user Brendel @brendelbord Text reads. “This is a disgusting display of everything wrong in posting” However, the user that Brendel is quoting has already been… • Blocked
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Poster for movie “Avengers: Endgame”
Lego Wall-E robot posed with his Lego instruction manual.