Nathaniel Downes

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Photo of William Shakespeare captioned "The Lady doth protest too much, methinks"
Photo of ever larger blank dominoes, with the smallest one labelled "Lowtax bans hentai" and the largest one labelled "Trump destroys democracy"
Donald Trump post on Truth Social from June 17th, 2025, saying "Unconditional Surrender!" in all caps.
The Man With One Red Shoe
A poetry assignment. Explain your gender in 10 words or less without using boring words like "male" "female", "nonbinary", "masculine", or "androgynous".
Image of a statue of Caligula, with the caption "On January 21, 41AD, the ancient Roman version of the Secret Service killed the mad emperor Caligula. Just saying..."
David Prouse as Anakin Skywalker
Margaret Dumont saying "I believe Donald J Trump was sent by god." Groucho Marx saying "Why? Did he run out of locusts?"
Image is of a blue flag with the caption "Marked Safe From Recieving Classified Information on Signal Today"
Image of Ikea instructions for a guillotine
Image of the muppets Statler and Waldorf. Captions on image say; "Remember when America had friends?" "You mean last month?"
Photo of person being loaded into ambulance with the caption "If you're not getting taken away in an ambulance with sparkle panties, oompa loompas, and two crying easter bunnies, you're just not living your life"
Photo of Napoleon Bonaparte, quoting him. "The amateurs discuss tactics: the professionals discuss logistics"
Back in my day there was so much Toilet Paper and Eggs that we would throw them at the houses of our enemies
Woman says "I believe Donald J. Trump was sent by god." Groucho Marx retorts, "Why? Did he run out of locusts?"
Carl Sagan quote: One of the saddest lessons of history is this: If we’ve been bamboozled long enough, we tend to reject any evidence of the bamboozle. We’re no longer interested in finding out the truth. The bamboozle has captured us. It’s simply too painful to acknowledge, even to ourselves, that we’ve been taken. Once you give a charlatan power over you, you almost never get it back.