Doyce

@doyce.bsky.social

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Schrödinger's Canadian. I like #ttrpgs, running, my kids, my spouse, my dog, and ~3 other people. My safe word is Alderaan. https://linktr.ee/doycet

Someday a mortician gets to superglue his lips shut.
"Leaving colorful Colorado" sign, circa 1950.
The fam.
Picture of a garage full of unopened moving boxes. Text meme in the upper left hand corner that says "once you realize you don't need to sleep you can really *stops talking and stares into the middle distance for 4 minutes*"
Nobody else doing it like me. Mostly because the way im doing it is needlessly difficult.
4mm allen wrench
Tools, flowers, paperwork, plastic bags, and the sense that every flat surface has been deputized into logistics.
Coffee shop board with Americano replacrd with Canadiano.
My kids at Renaissance Festival for Father's Day.
We are at stage "Crocs with socks in public." Apologies for the shame I have brought upon my family.
Photo of our fully jam packed uhaul van as well as my dad's pickup pulling one of our cars. This will be the first of three trips to Nanaimo BC this month as our family relocates.
Picture of the back half of a 26 ft U-Haul truck emblazend with the tagline: Venture across Canada.
10 pairs of shoes for 13-year-olds. Eight of the 10 are canvas Converse All Stars in various colors and decorations.
cellphone battery, inflated like a deadly pillow, cracking its cellphone case apart
Picture of someone who should fucking well know better wearing wide-leg jeans turned back up at LEAST 10cm, and ending the pant leg well above the ankle, making simultaneously too long AND too short. Amazing. A car wreck.
Skeletor says: ADD COMMA'S [sic] TO YOUR PASSWORDS TO MESS WITH THE CSV FILE THEY WILL BE DUMPED INTO AFTER BEING BREACHED Second image is Skeletor running off, with the bottom text "UNTIL NEXT TIME"
Text memed selfie that reads "they should make a sleep that feels like you've slept"
April Fool's Day is actually the most sensible day of the year because it's the only day on which people will read something on the Internet and stop for a second to consider whether or not it's actually true. They should start calling it April media literacy day.
Screenshot of an badge in the New York Times "Strands" word search game for finding the spangram first, 100 times. Something that is "normal to want and possible to achieve."
Photo of a rhinoceros.
A photo of a printed paragraph on off-white paper with several phrases highlighted in yellow. The text discusses “intellectual loneliness,” describing it as the feeling that few people tolerate complexity, that people rush to feel right rather than understand, and that small talk can become alienating. It concludes that the desire is not for “smart people” but for “people who are still thinking.”
screenshot from a roadrunner cartoon. RR has stopped at the edge of a cliff. coyote has overrun and it's looking back in dread while hanging over the drop. Road runner has been painstakingly (read: as if by an amateur with Flameshot) labeled "Netflix", the coyote is labeled Paramount, and the drop is labeled "WB."
A waist down picture of two (one assumes) men. Arms emerge from the zip flies of the pants, shaking hands. One arm wears a smartwatch with a rainbow face. All this is exactly as disturbing as it sounds. The headline of the article reads "Big Story -- Inside the Gay Tech Mafia." Subheader reads: gay men have long been rumored to run silicon valley. Wired investigates." We're told this is a 21-minute read, which is well above the average length for such things. Almost too long too believe. Longer than most people can take, unless they're professionals. I mean, *I* might have a Big Story too, but you don't see me doing secret handshakes with it.
In discussing the film adaptation of Just Mercy, my son makes a sweeping generalization about film adaptations that he then immediately creates an exception for with regards to Ju Jutsu kaizen, echoing a recurring bit in the jjk series about Satoro Gojo.
A palm m105 on its cradle, connected to a nearby laptop via a serial cable and USB to serial conversion cable.
“Screenshot of a form with radio buttons for contact method. ‘I can only be contacted by text message (SMS)’ is selected. Below, a field asks why telephone calls are not allowed. The answer filled in is: ‘I don’t like it.’”
Three groups of sundered Isles asset cards. first character group is an Augmented blademaster Gearhead modeled after the character art on the front of the Sundered Isles book. The second is a sorcerer windbinder swashbuckler - an ex-nobleman my son is playing, and the third group is brawler, haunted, slayer for my dude (who is searching for his sister's inhuman killer) .
Picture of Kermit the frog, in a desert, drinking from a bottle of Arrowhead water. Text reads "remember to drink lots of water and stay indoors between 11:00am and November 1st."
Argumate tumblr post that reads: "love the genre of discourse that’s like “the world used to be [thing it never was] but now society is [I’m over thirty]”
Employee ID for Robert Robertson in the video game. His employee ID is 5318008, because of course it is.
It's 10 o'clock in the morning on October the 24th,if you want to know.
Guardian headline reads: Trump uses UN speech to attack global body as feckless and pernicious
The Trump administration canceled federal grants for bike lanes, trails, and pedestrian safety projects, calling them “hostile to motor vehicles”
Wooden pencil sharpened down to less than 1 inch, and then taped to the end of a red and white striped plastic straw to give you something to hold on to.
Wooden pencil that has been sharpened down to less than an inch and then taped to the end of a striped plastic straw to give you something to hold on to
A picture of Kabru from Dungeon Meshi with a low battery warning overlaid on top of it, which makes it look as though he is angrily pointing at his "2% charged" status.
Nanami cosplay
3d printed body lying its back, stuck with 12 toothpicks, like a voodoo doll.
A panel from the Frieren Manga where you find out the stille bird species is made of meteoric iron WHAT.
Painting of a Rufus Sewell-looking knight in armor, looking despondent, with text superimposed over the image, reading: "at the function with a heavy heart."
"not what I'm called" meme where the kid is calling Mr Fantastic "Invisible Man."
A "not what I'm called" meme image. Emma Frost says "hey guys", the pointing kid shouts "Diamond Lady!", Emma Frost responds "Not What I'm Called."
Hand embroidered Millennium Falcon on a dark grey sweater hoodie.
I want my tax dollars to go to Elmo not Elon
Image is white text on black. Reads "Get a warrant. Riley v. California, 573 U. S. (2014)"
Foursquare review of Apple Covent Garden Peadar de Blúit: Really helpful and efficient staff. Excellent customer service. Probably the best Apple Store I've been to. Pleasant surprise 👍 Londonist: Yeah, it looks all shiny now, but go back 230 years and you'd be watching graverobbed corpses being dissected by the Hunter brothers. How quickly people forget.
Ancient gaming markers. the top most one indicating bad luck another one indicating Victor and the bottom one indicating trifler
I stand with Ukraine
Text from son: Neuro diversion My reply: Daydream His reply *three fire emojis*
Hello, I am the intolerant left. I do not have to take your bigoted bullshit. I want you to have housing, food, education, and Healthcare because these are human rights. But that doesn't mean I have to listen to one word out If your useless bigot moth while I work for that day.
Small wooden chest decorated with construction paper to resemble a mimic with a purple tongue rolling out of its half open mouth
Ladyshinga: Updated version of Boy Who Cried Wolf but there are actual wolves every single time and no one ever believes the boy - they get closer and closer every time he tries to warn them, until it's too late and the whole town screams at the boy for not warning them "enough", and blame him for the wolves at their door.
"The limits of tyrants are prescribed by the endurance of those whom they oppress." Frederick Douglass
"Is it still January Pooh?" "Yep, Piglet. It's still fucking January."
The GM with her rulebook.
A Lego model of the milky way
New shoes match old coat.
Post screenshot that reads "not only is it not Friday, it's not even Thursday."
Picture of my desk at home with three different soda cans all with soda still in them located at various spots on the desk
Group picture of the family