Dracoris

@dracoris.bsky.social

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Father, fiancé, lawyer, former podcaster. He/Him. Novice DM, expert storyteller.

Drac, wearing an Alliance-themed Christmas jumper. Also Drac is bald now.
An edited Simpsons meme showing Lenny replacing the 4 with a 0 on a sign denoting "X YEARS WITHOUT TRYING TO SELL TAL-GALAN = MEDIVH"
Drac in aviator sunglasses and a straw Stetson against a clear blue sky. It is very very hot.
A clip of Drac editing his bio from "boyfriend" to "fiance".
Drac and his new fiancee standing in a theatre (the Sondheim in London). Both look very happy.
Drac inna white Stetson hat wearing a red apron emblazoned with the legend "Barchew King"
Turalyon, High Exarch of the Army of the Light, General of the Alliance, and absofuckinglutely someone who would rather drink horse semen than trust a doctor.
I'm on bluesky, get to know me better. 1 like = 1 answer
Bucky O'Hare, a weird alien hare guy. He looks disapproving and is about to level a pistol at the viewer.
Nathanos Blightcaller
Promotional image for Baldur's Gate 3
Drac's blood elf paladin standing in an open coffin in a basement in Brill
A picture depicting a multitude of dragons roaring and snarling
XKCD's "Today's 10,000". It's a welcoming illustrating the statistics that for each thing "everyone knows" every day there are approx 10k people in the US hearing about it for the first time, and how it's better to celebrate these moments than to shit on them.
A note of two quotes, one from the Jailer and one from the Primus. Both say "Death comes for the soul of your world".
An image of Orweyna from WoW. Her eyes are green (and she's clearly a dreadqueen). (Info in parentheses is Drac's opinion only)
The cover of Arthas by Christie Golden
The cover to World of Warcraft
I'm Doing My Part meme from Starship Troopers
A little over a thousand arcade reward tickets
Drac in a dinosaur festooned Xmas shirt
A screenshot showing the end of Drac's Honor Mode run in Baldur's Gate III. 18 and a half hours, died at level 4.
Carson from Downton Abbey disgruntledly holding a telephone
An Azeritini!
A screenshot showing that the DNR boys hare Drac
This one is too green!
A screenshot showing Spotify playing "You and Me (but Mostly Me) from the Book of Mormon
A very tired Dracoris trying to decide how he wants to do this
Dracoris' podcasting setup. Slightly dusty, but working!
Drac Jr being cuddled by Jaffa, a very old cat.
Squall from Final Fantasy 8 choosing between "Sure, I'll let you see it" and "Nah."
Dracoris' Whitening Beard (which sounds like a kick-ass D&D spell)
A failed wisdom saving throw
Drac and daughter
Dracoris on a train, in a shirt, tie, woolen waistcoat and tweed jacket.
A screenshot from BG3 with Karlach saying "I love this time of year. The dickheads start popping up wherever you look."
A picture of a completely flooded junction with all pedestrian access obscured under several inches of muddy water
A screenshot of a Twitter warning relating to a Tweet from Dracoris in 2021 saying "hey, go fuck yourself"
A roaring fire
A pretty dog
A screenshot of the headline and intro to an article about a "secret" in Skyrim's Temple of Mara - something that has been common knowledge for almost 12 years.
Drac's attempted rendering of a gold dragon
Drac's kids, wielding wooden swords made of twigs and vines
Drac and kids in the woofs
A screenshot of Cait's post with the offensive chair blanked out
A picture of Dracoris and his kids in front of a fire engine 4 years ago. They are leetle.
Dracoris at a train station looking faintly bemused
Dracoris' favourite D20, showing a freshly rolled 16. With his obvious CHA modifier of +5, and proficiency in Persuasion, he's safe today.
An image of Bruce from Finding Nemo, entitled "Fish are friends, not food"
A meme showing Jaina Proudmoore being offered a bouquet of red flags and saying she loves them
A pic from BG3 depicting a failed Wisdom check at 19/20
A still from Warcraft 3 showing Arthas Menethil saying "this entire city must be purged".
A shot of Karlach, Shadowheart, Wyll and a player avatar in Baldur's Gate 3. All four are bedecked in late-game armour, all four also have purplish-black veiny tracings on their faces, and a cloud of some malignant energy hovers in the air.
A picture of Jaffa, a very old ginger tomcat
A meme based on Baldur's Gate 3
Picture of The Count, the counting vampire muppet from Sesame Street.
A screenshot of Larian announcing patch 3 for BG3 which includes a magic mirror for appearance changes.
A little bitch report form
An old meme format with a pic of Dracoris next to directions to: comment, like or retweet based on whether you, someone else, or Dracoris might be a dreadlord.
A meme featuring Shadowheart from Baldur's Gate 3 looking disgusted at Isobel (from the same game), captioned with Isobel as "my work phone ringing", and Shart as "me trying to play BG3"