drake duck

@drakeduck.bsky.social

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Multiple thing enjoyer. Fursuit, drums, mascots, VHS, toons, check out feed for clarification. toon & tf enthusiast ๐Ÿ’œ Hegdish Coyote PNW - PDX ๐Ÿป Bosco, ๐ŸซŽ Morris, ๐Ÿฅ Vardaman Ensemble @vardamanens.bsky.social

The author stands in a cement circle, apparently having been summoned.
A wolf is a kindergarten scholar, a pig is spelling puzzles and a horse knows the alphabet
A KIA car in Oregon with tons of those stickers that have like letters that mean something in the middle idk
Short staircase with lots of hand rails
A colorful display of tomatoes including two Cherokee Purple and a lot of romas and some cherries as well
Peppers growing on the vine. Green peppers.
Lars Ulrich quoted saying that the 80s were crazy man, everyone was fucking everyone. If point to a Chuck E Cheese animatronic that I thought was cute and him it'd be waiting backstage for me after a show, lubed up. Cracked up to max speed. Ready for Lars to suck on
A Willamette Weekly clip saying nice things about a show that's going on at Portland venue Turn! Turn! Turn!
Somebody has chosen to eat a pineapple outside, behind a brick external trash caddy, on a piece of cardboard with only a knife I guess
An assortment of tomatoes and pea pods sit on a harvest gold counter among stainless steel accouterments
The platform is closed
The author behind the drums and bass player Nick go back to back during a Vardaman Ensemble show at Wyrd Hut in Portland Oregon
A band from Corvallis Oregon called Mallicious Mischief plays on the stage of Wyrd Hut in Portland Oregon
A community garden plot is shown an in its entirety. Pepper plants up front, determinate tomatoes in the middle, indeterminate tomato
An assortment of VHS tapes lay on the ground for the viewer. One of them says Bob Hope 90. One says Carson. There's a photo of Burt Reynolds cut out from a newspaper, and it looks like there's a lot of weird things cut out from newspapers. They're stuck inside the video cassette shells that sit in front of you.
A skeleton contemplates why he is finding out because he has never even fucked around. The meme is not signed but I made this one. Inspired by a quote @renegadekangaroo posted
A skeleton contemplates why he is finding out, as he has not never even once fucked around.
In the grand tradition of dasharez0ne a skeleton holds two large automatic weapons while the messaging encourages "librels" to listen up because Trans and Black Lives Matter. This message is now and forever and if you don't believe it, fuck you.
A sticker that reads FLUSH TWICE! IT'S A LONG WAY TO GEORGETOWN with a picture of an airplane talking off, a stripper outline, a garbage truck, a barrel of toxic waste and a train car.
The view from the the outside stage at Slim's Last Chance in the Georgetown area of Seattle. The stage is built onto an antique Ford flatbed truck
a smoking moose sticker on a pole in the Georgetown area of Seattle. It's heavily sun faded.
The stage at Slim's last chance in Seattle is built onto the back of a Ford F-600 truck
A tall can of Hamm's on a picnic table under a mostly blue sky as a man with an acoustic guitar plays some music
A sticker that says Avery Wolves with a picture of a cartoon wolf
The author in the foreground wearing a Hamms shirt while the Hamms bear holds nothing on a tray behind.
An all purpose trimet bus stop at the Beaverton transit center
A car that's up on all four blocks. There's a toe sticker attached to the window. Not sure how they're going to tow it.
A Shari's restaurant sign taken from below up toward the and the Blue sky and clouds
Some doofus who thinks people care about him
16 chip n Dale rescue rangers crayons in their spill proof package and built in sharpener
A package arrives but is also met by somebody at the front door with gardening shears. It's dusk and you literally do not have time for this.
A sign that says "ENTERING PORTLAND" at a place that is probably mostly Portland
A box of johns Manville asphalt asbestos floor tile
A vintage cylinder of propane with a GI JOES price tag
A vintage tin of allspice from crescent spices. It apparently says that it is 2 oz. It also says something about it being from Seattle, Washington, USA. I am not certain what year this is from but it probably is earlier than 1974.
A package of crescent brand ground cardamom. It sits on a counter with other spices at an estate sale. There seems to be a grocery price tag on the top that says, I don't know 279, 289 I don't know
The Fox River paper plant apparently had their own aprons. It's a yellow canvas material. There's a stylized cartoon fox and the name Fraser paper company across the mid. There appear to be Fox prints all over it by design.
An apron made of denim and reads polychrome.
The american-made leisure Time hammock.
A Pepsi playing cards. A Coke playing cards.
Flowers and a hammer
A flyer advertising a rock concert at Slim's last chance at 5606 1st avenue South in Seattle Washington (the Georgetown neighborhood) It features a bottle of crush orange soda and a hot dog stating that the viewer should flush twice because it is a long way to Georgetown. The Show promises to have Hi Crime as a solo act, The Belly Cats, Vardaman Ensemble, and Saint nameless in a matinee program beginning at 2:00 p.m.
An empty slipcase of a VHS copy of Spice World. Behind the hand holding the slip case, you see a couple of VHS reporter cameras in their cases.
A time lapse of an Instax photo developing
A photo of the author holding his glasses silly to make his eyeball larger. He will do this almost any time you ask him because the one lens has a very powerful prescription and the other is just regular glass. There's pizza, there's a drink umbrella, it's chaos
A pretzel being dipped in beer cheese sauce and some "Brat-chos" flank a picture of the author holding an old fashioned which is sitting in the foreground
A bobcat named Cornel stands with arms crossed next to the Cornel's Plumbing logo
A tiger "Renhard"? struts proudly with an HVAC pipe over his shoulder
A picture of a TV in a room that is showing a picture of the TV in the same room but it's showing a different picture
A USPS coming to you soon email notification indicating that I have zero mail pieces and zero packages coming to my address the day before my birthday. Perhaps they will all come tomorrow. Perhaps my fan club has dissolved without telling me.
A moose named Morris meets a shark and shakes their fin in the bright sunshine against a brick wall and bank of windows
A moose named Morris hovers after successfully getting a trucker to blow his loud horn on a peaceful afternoon
A moose named Morris stand in an empty cart corral near a security camera and screen combination. A man in a moose shirt takes a photo
Bingle Kingle Have It In A Way
Two dog folks, one named Quinton the other ลŒkii make their way down a hallway toward you
A 12x12' community garden plot which has been mostly planted.
Please note that this is a work in progress. The music and visual effects are temporary!
Homeworx, Panasonic, Panasonic, Phillips, Sony remote controls
A man stands within some upper body busts that have soccer jerseys on them in a department store
A time lapse of people walking through Washington Square Mall as seen from the Nordstrom Cafe on the second floor