Uncle Drake

@drakeis.gay

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contact and other places: https://drakeis.gay art is tagged with #drakeart, nudes/other IRL body pics with #drakenudes

small blower fan brand of "coolcox" lmao
"now this might strike some viewers as harsh, but I believe everyone involved in this story should die"
scooby doo doing his dumbass smirk
silicone tunnel through top of foreskin. you can see the glans through it
the classic "fire triangle" diagram but made into "the incest triangle". the three legs are "adult", "consensual", and "homosexual." oh noooo consenting adults engaging in sex that cannot produce offspring aaaaaaa this is clearly just as bad as pedophilia ughhhhhhh
teddy bear with horrifying full set of human teeth
dog
Bowser and King K. Rool Amiibo, a Leatherhead figurine (apparently trying to hug K. Rool), a 3D printed cute cartoony gator, a dragon statuette, and a tiny happy lizard figurine on a tchotchke shelf
fat stubby alligator man wearing a mankini lol
an old laptop lid covered in various gator and croc stickers
"tonight's episode: the writer's explicitly advertised fetish"
me sitting in shorts and a button down shirt with alligators on it. my shirt is unbuttoned and you can see my belly and moobs teeheehee
HAPPY GATOR DRAKE FACE
warranty expired in 2023
anthrocon forecast, 95, 91, 88, and 85 degrees respectively (something like 30-35 celcius)
pep boys sign but the E is burned out so it says "P P BOYS"
"you can't fuck a fish!!!!"
screenshot of a thread on reddit where someone is trying to get a help with a blender problem I'm having, and the OP thanks a poster for their answer... but for some reason the answer post has been removed by moderation, so I have no idea what the answer is. FUCK ME.
Sega CD game case of a fake game called "Carlos corners". a man is stretching his arms and legs to touch all four corners of the case.
happy national alligator day!!
dr. manhattan exploding a dude
rilakkuma sweating nervously
a short video of my gator-Drake model being wiggled in blender, and his moobs jiggle in response, completely automatically
screenshot of my timeline, the Wolf Ass pic immediately above a closeup photo of a fox snout
burger king logo that says "hot tuba, put it up a butt, oh!"
thumbnail of review of the new animal farm movie and it's a uhhh very uhhhh handsome scruffy pig in sunglasses and an unbuttoned collared shirt driving a car and smirking out the window handsomely he's handsome okay I'm a fucking gay f word okay
sad dino with caption "no armpits?"
"I am going to create a 3D boner that is so realistically firm"
distorted face emoji, like the flushed emoji but with a fisheye lens effect so the eyes are pointing in opposite directions
le fishe au chocolat
"look at me. I'm the dad now."
finally some good fucking food
cat food made of ALLIGATORS
a brown bear holding his feet
slightly derpy anthro husky holding an enormous battery (or maybe he's micro)
lord farquaad pointing meme with caption "white"
fig. 1. eating one battery eating five batteries
bac bac (cartoon polar bear) staring at his phone with a look of terror or maybe just "are you fucking kidding me" in reference to the bullshit invasion of Venezuela I woke up to
honse.
derrrrrrp
concrete mixing tub made of black plastic
cute lil early solid state gateway branded mp3 player
"I think I will"