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Two Panel Comic Panel 1: Person is pointing to a beautiful sunlit landscape with rivers and forests and saying “Yo Elon, check out this beautiful life of infinite possibilities your immense wealth gives you access to” Panel 2: Elon Musk is on all fours in a darkened room, naked and covered in a dubious brown substance. He is surrounded by trash and smashing his phone with a hammer. He screams “The people on this fucking website won’t call me the meme maestro”
A couple is sleeping in their bedroom, the wife wakes her husband while a small child like robot is waiting expectantly at the door, like a child. The wife says "It's AI again, he wants another thousand glasses of water"
Comic showing the basic plot of Pokemon. It reads as follows: Mum: happy 10th birthday son! Here’s a rat! Now go into the woods and fight some strangers and don’t come back until youve explored the whole continent
Un dessin sous paint représentant un monstre cornu de façon trés basique.
Meme with the text: I’d love to go back in time and blow people’s minds with my incredible knowledge. A contemporary guy is sitting on a rock as if pontificating to a bunch of men from Biblical times. One biblical guy says, “But how do you make this ‘electricity’?” And the modern day guy says, “I don’t know”
Meme centriste avec du coté gauche de l'image le Ku Klux Klan avec une pancarte "We want to kill black people", du coté droit des personnes noires avec une pancarte "We want civil rights" et au centre un homme blanc avec une pancarte "Compromise?"
La couverture du livre "All the dust that falls" où l'on voit un robot ménager roomba aspirant une sorte de démon hurlant de terreur.
Deux photos montrant un soldat américain et un soldat sud coréen encadrant un soldat nord coréen. Le soldat nord coréen semble minuscule entre les deux autres, le sommet de son chapeau arrivant à peine à hauteur de leurs épaules.
Une photo officielle censée honorer des joueuses de tennis. Celles-ci sont reléguées à l'arrière plan pendant que 6 hommes, dont Trump, occupent tout le premier plan. Trump est monté sur une petite estrade afin d'avoir l'air plus grand que les autres mecs.
A bunch of baby paraphernalia (stroller, holder, diaper bags...) all in black or camouflaged colors in order to make them look manly enough for a manchild to accept taking care of his progeny.
Une BD en 3 cases: case 1: un groupe de personnages exclu 3 autres personnages case 2: les 3 petits personnage se sont fait leur endroit à eux loin des autres. case 3: le groupe initial reviens et se plaint d'être exclu par le petit groupe qu'ils avaient viré.
Un dessin tout pété sous paint représentant deux monstres fantastiques chevauchés par des personnages.
Meme with the text: I’d love to go back in time and blow people’s minds with my incredible knowledge. A contemporary guy is sitting on a rock as if pontificating to a bunch of men from Biblical times. One biblical guy says, “But how do you make this ‘electricity’?” And the modern day guy says, “I don’t know”
À gauche, une manif du Ku Klux klan avec une pancarte "on veut tuer les gens noirs", à droite une manif de gens noirs avec la pancarte "on veut des droits civils" et au milieu un abruti de centriste avec le panneaux "compromis ?"
Un dessin tiré du manga "Berserk" où l'on voit un beherit, une pierre maudite ayant la forme d'un visage, hurlant et pleurant des larmes de sang.
Une photo montrant 3 cartes perforées posées à plat sur une table.
A metal music festival poster with a couple dozen band names. All of them are black and white nearly illegible scribbles looking like satanic writings with one exception: the band Party Cannon is written in bright flashy colors with whimsical balloon characters.
Posts conservés ‪Smooth Dunk‬ ‪@smoothdunk2.bsky.social‬ · 18j COMING SOON: AI + Guy™ 6 Panel Comic Panel 1: A Purple Dude and a Green Dude in an electronics shop. The Purple Dude is holding a box containing a new laptop. Purple Dude: You’re all set. Here’s your new AI laptop and your guy. Green Dude: My what? Panel 2: A severe looking Red Dude in cap and shades has appeared behind Green Dude. Purple Dude: Your guy. Every new AI laptop comes with a guy. Panel 3: Green Dude is back at home. We see him through the window working at his new laptop. Panel 4: Interior of kitchen. Green Dude continues to work at his laptop. The Red Dude is standing next to him. Panel 5: Close up of laptop screen. Green Dude is about to turn off the AI features. Panel 6: Red Dude produces a gun and presses it to Green Dude’s temple. He hisses: Don’t you fucking dare. ALT ‪Karoline‬ ‪@karoline.bsky.social‬ · 19j "All of this falls apart if humans don't adopt the tech. This is why you've seen Meta cram its lame chatbots into WhatsApp and Instagram. This is why Notepad and Paint now have useless Copilot buttons on Windows. This is why Google Gemini wants to "help you" read and reply to your emails." Analysis: OpenAI is a loss-making machine, how can it survive? Don't call it a bubble! Loss-making monster OpenAI is on the hook for $1.4 trillion (with a T) in compute commitments. How can this go on? www.windowscentral.com 61 2,6 k ‪Existential Comics‬ ‪@existentialcomics.com‬ · 2j Anarchism has some problems as a theoretical framework, but its basic formula of: - no masters above - no servants below - chuck a bomb at the czar every once in a while Almost never fails to be correct. 9 86 ‪Alli Shaw‬ ‪@allidrawscomics.bsky.social‬ · 2j I try to focus on posting about art and comics and not my complaints about the state of everything but GOOD GRIEF 46 2,6 k ‪Vinz‬ ‪@musiques.live‬ · 9j Les cryptos, comment ça fonctionne. 5 110 ‪Ian Carrillo‬ ‪@…
Un gros camion jaune coincé sous un pont qui était visiblement trop bas pour le laisser passer.
6 panel comic Panel 1: Elon Musk is typing cry-laugh emojis into his phone. His small son stands behind him, arms in the air, desperate for a tiny shred of genuine affection Son: Hug Panel 2: Continuation of Panel 1. Once again, Musk’s son begs his father for a hug Panel 3: Seeing his father is still not responding to his pleas, Lil X shouts: SHOOTER Panels 4-6: Musk holding his son in various positions to shield himself from potential gunshots
Une image en deux parties; dans la première un gros poisson poursuit un banc de poissons désorganisés. Dans la seconde partie les petits poissons se sont organisés, formant un trés gros poisson et font fuir le gros poisson.
Couverture du "Fantastique livre des mammouths", illustré par IA
A comics where we see Batman dancing to the game "dance dance revolution" and getting a perfect score. In the final panel two characters are wondering if Batman really praticed to be the best at everything.
Une scène de foule en panique tirée du Film "Troie" de 2004. On y distingue clairement, au premier plan, deux lamas qui n'ont strictement rien à foutre là.
Pants in the colors of the US flag.
A scene from the community series where a guy explain that the big swastika on his chest is just the start of a big maze tatoo.
Microsoft notes that you can combine its new Al function with other Excel functions, including IF, SWITCH, LAMBDA, or WRAPROWS. The company adds that information sent through Excel's COPILOT function is "never" used for AI training, as "the input remains confidential and is used solely to generate your requested output." The COPILOT function comes with a couple of limitations, as it can't access information outside your spreadsheet, and you can only use it to calculate 100 functions every 10 minutes. Microsoft also warns against using the AI function for numerical calculations or in “high-stakes scenarios” with legal, regulatory, and compliance implications, as COPILOT "can give incorrect responses."
Microsoft notes that you can combine its new Al function with other Excel functions, including IF, SWITCH, LAMBDA, or WRAPROWS. The company adds that information sent through Excel's COPILOT function is "never" used for AI training, as "the input remains confidential and is used solely to generate your requested output." The COPILOT function comes with a couple of limitations, as it can't access information outside your spreadsheet, and you can only use it to calculate 100 functions every 10 minutes. Microsoft also warns against using the AI function for numerical calculations or in “high-stakes scenarios” with legal, regulatory, and compliance implications, as COPILOT "can give incorrect responses."
Facebook post that reads Chronicle of St. Erroneous: A white cockatoo named Maven escaped her cage in Edinburgh in the summer of 2013 and spent some time flying around town, living off people’s bird feeders. Having been poked by bird spikes intended to deter pigeons, Maven declared war on them and gleefully tore the spikes from walls and rafters wherever she could find them. Eventually, the city animal services department decided that Maven was a public nuisance and netted her. Confined to a plastic carrying case, she soon destroyed that as well.... the cockatoo is pictured ripping up the anti-pigeon spikes and sitting in a shredded cage. looking boss in both images.
A chair hanged from a tree with a blackboard criticsing Obama and calling a "king".
La jaquette de la série "Lasko le protecteur" où l'on voit le personnage principal torse nu (forcément) dans une pause martiale. On voit ses muscles saillant, ce qui est peu commun pour un moine, perso je suis plutôt habitué aux moines à camembert...
On the left a group of KKK members with a "we want to kill black people" placard, on the right a group of black people with a "we want civil rights" placard and right in the middle a lone white man proudly showing off a "compromise?" placard.
However, Microsoft specifically warns not to use it for "any task requiring accuracy or reproducibility," like numerical calculations. Microsoft also advises against using the feature for "financial reporting, legal documents, or other high-stakes scenarios," so basically most of the things people turn to Excel for.
6 panel comic Panel 1: Elon Musk is typing cry-laugh emojis into his phone. His small son stands behind him, arms in the air, desperate for a tiny shred of genuine affection Son: Hug Panel 2: Continuation of Panel 1. Once again, Musk’s son begs his father for a hug Panel 3: Seeing his father is still not responding to his pleas, Lil X shouts: SHOOTER Panels 4-6: Musk holding his son in various positions to shield himself from potential gunshots
Un filet de fromages babybel, chacun enveloppé dans de la cire noire plutôt que rouge et avec un logo en forme d'éclair. L'étiquette vante un rajout minime de protéines.
Un extrait d'un manga de Junji Ito où l'on voit un requin monté sur un appareillage mécanique lui permettant de se déplacer sur la terre ferme.
The cookie monster facing a giant human cookie? The text reads: At first cookie monster was confused why he was sent to hell by, but then he realized that the sinners had all been turned into cookies. He wasn't being punished, he was the punishment.
The Onion Sicko guy: a cartoon meme where a pervert-looking guy is looking through a window from outside while grinning and exclaiming "yes, ha ha ha YES!".
Une publicité pour des babybels de couleur noire qui vise visiblement les hommes qui se sentent émasculés s'ils mangent des fromages trop mignons.
Une affiche pour l'ia de la ville qui dit "Une question ? IssyGPT vous répond". Comme "ici j'ai pété"
Une capture d'un échange sur twitter: une personne se plaint que le chanteur du groupe "Rage Against the Machine" parle politique et explique qu'il souhaite écouter de la musique sans politique. Une autre personne lui rétorque "mais contre quelle machine vous pensez qu'ils ragent? La machine à laver?"
Omar Little from the series "The Wire", some time before his death. He was one of the main protagonists, one of the most interesting, he had survived against all odds several times and at the end got killed by a random kid with a gun. Fuck.
Single page comic. Images are of a wolf and a Borzoi passing in a snowy woods. Text: Always take care when walking alone Lest you meet those monsters in the woods They look beautiful at first (like snow) But then you see Their too long FACES Their eyes all BLACK And you hear their GARBLED WORDS Spoken in sing-song voices like a P A R O D Y of you. It's really such a terrible thing to know.
Viral clip of NBC Montana reporter seeing a wild bison during his live shot in Yellowstone National Park, followed by him packing the car while saying "Oh no, I ain't messing with you."
Case de bd sur la masculinité non toxique et les canards : par exemple, le vrai bonhomme ne donne pas de pain aux canards car cela les rend malades. Canard : de la salade ? Oh, grand merci, Votre Virilité!
A comic from Shortpacked! that has Amber explaining to an annoying adult Batman fanboy that if superheroes were designed to appeal to women, Batman would be less beefy and have more kissable lips.
C'est inhabituel. Hier, la politicienne Marjorie Taylor Greene (ED - Parti républicain) a déclaré que les personnes qui paniquaient à propos des droits de douane étaient des « perdants et des ratés ». Aujourd'hui, elle a révélé plus d'une douzaine d'achats d'actions, achetant des centaines de milliers de titres. Elle a acheté des actions lorsque le marché était très rouge.
A three panel comic: first: 3 characters, the first one is attacking the second one one who is asking the third for help. The third guy answers "sorry mate, I'm apolotical" second: the apolitical guy is splashed by blood. Third: the victim seems to be dead, the apolitical guy stands in confusion, with blood on his face and hand, while the agressor says "thanks for helping, mate!"
Une dédicace faite par l'auteur de BD Ptiluc de son album "La logique du pire". On voit une grosse tête de rat (les héros de la BD en question) avec la mention "regardeoù ça va te mener de jamais avoir d'idée Alexandre, devant la télé ou pire!!". Une partie de la page est déchirée de façon à créer un grand trou béant depuis le crâne du rat jusqu'en haut de la page.
Two Panel Comic by @smoothdunk2.bsky.social‬ Panel 1: Person is pointing to a beautiful sunlit landscape with rivers and forests and saying “Yo Elon, check out this beautiful life of infinite possibilities your immense wealth gives you access to” Panel 2: Elon Musk is on all fours in a darkened room, naked and covered in a dubious brown substance. He is surrounded by trash and smashing his phone with a hammer. He screams “The people on this fucking website won’t call me the meme maestro”
A picture representing on one side KKK men demanding the death of black people, on the other side black people demand civil rights and one smug imbecile in the middle proposing a compromise.
Un extrait du film "La planete sauvage" où des humains sont poursuivis par une machine colossale ressemblant à un aspirateur qui les aspire avant de les empaler.
Une tête de gondole dans une librairie américaine exposant une quinzaine de livres bannis dans les écoles en précisant les raisons (ridicules le plus souvent) pour lesquelles ils ont été bannis.
6 panel comic Panel 1: Elon Musk is typing cry-laugh emojis into his phone. His small son stands behind him, arms in the air, desperate for a tiny shred of genuine affection Son: Hug Panel 2: Continuation of Panel 1. Once again, Musk’s son begs his father for a hug Panel 3: Seeing his father is still not responding to his pleas, Lil X shouts: SHOOTER Panels 4-6: Musk holding his son in various positions to shield himself from potential gunshots
Une image du film "Troie", une scène dans un marché méditerranéen où l'on voit, au premier plan, deux lamas qui n'ont rien à foutre sur ce continent.
6 panel comic Panel 1: Elon Musk is typing cry-laugh emojis into his phone. His small son stands behind him, arms in the air, desperate for a tiny shred of genuine affection Son: Hug Panel 2: Continuation of Panel 1. Once again, Musk’s son begs his father for a hug Panel 3: Seeing his father is still not responding to his pleas, Lil X shouts: SHOOTER Panels 4-6: Musk holding his son in various positions to shield himself from potential gunshots
3 panel comic Panel 1: Purple guy and Yellow guy. Yellow Guy: Pah! You pussy-ass kids. My daddy used to hit me with a belt and it never did me any harm Panel 2: Purple guy reaches over and takes hold of Yellow guy’s forearm Panel 3: Purple Guy opens the front of Yellow guy’s body like it’s on a hinge, revealing within a rotting, twisted inner person who is also on fire.
la couverture de la BD "De Gaulle à la plage" où l'on voit le général en question sur une plage, torse nu et le pantalon largement remonté comme un pêcheur de moules. Malgré ce que l'on pourrait croire, il n'est pas du tout sexy. Carrément pas, en fait.
Une affiche dans une gare britannique "Level 5 goose warning! The goose on platform 2 has claimed the platform as his own, please avoid"