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also Ryubbert or graeyWolf in other places

the 'thonking' emoji, a slightly wonky, off-kilter version of the 'thinking' emoji
Shadowheart from Baldur's Gate III, in her silver-haired aspect, sitting at a table with a night orchid in a vase, slamming her other hand, balled into a fist, down on the tabletop, and spit-taking with a cup of tea that has a mustache painted on it and says 'husband', as drawn by the incredible @tcustodis.bsky.social
a crucial moment in the fan-favourite _Star Trek: the Next Generation_ episode 'Darmok', where Captain Jean-Luc Picard has finally figured out that the Tamarian culture central to the plot communicate "by metaphor, by citing example!", or, as conveyed by text added in MS Paint, he "understood that reference!"
a 'worked example' spit-take panel from shortpacked.com, the webcomic by @damnyouwillis.bsky.social; Robin Desanto has a glass of something green and is performing the spit-take with it, while Leslie Bean is protecting herself from the splash with a purple umbrella
the logo to the Nintendo/Super Famicom/Super Nintendo Entertainment System game 'the Legend of Zelda: a Link to the Past', but with 'Past' altered in MS Paint to say 'PTSD' instead
Josh Randall as Mad Pierrot at the 'Earthland' theme park with a gun
better visual for how the stats are supposed to interact, or so one hopes; current thought is that failures on Recover and Avoid risk injuries
the sketchiest of first drafts, as is Yours Truly's wont
staff rather than players, but the same general principle applies, they just have 4 stats instead of 7
TC's art of baby Connie with his family
Jason Mewes and Shannon Elizabeth a scene taking place in the back of a furbished van in Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back
a black-backgrounded Uno Wildcard, but with the added text 'Be Normal About This Picture -Or- Draw 25'; a wooden tabletop with various bits of paper scattered over it is visible behind the card
bad MS Paint tracing of a smiley, waving their hands excitedly, blushing, and producing love hearts
the 'thonking' smiley, a slightly wonky and off-kilter version of the 'thinking' smiley
the second panel from above, but with the text shrunk down, separated, and added to in inkfree 48 type, to say 'Sorry for making a face after my calling you "PATHETIC" during my Episode made you cream your pants' by some hoodlum using MS Paint
waterproof led light on an electric wire
an edited version of a doubling-up at a soda fountain, the buttons being pushed having text replacing the brand logos, saying "I am; 'gazing', 'drooling', 'fanning myself' " and followed by text on the 'big drink' container saying "but, respectfully"
the 'thonking' smiley, a slightly wonky and off-kilter version of the 'thinking' smiley
the 'thonking' smiley, a slighty wonky and off-kilter version of the 'thinking' smiley
a panel featuring Bernard Dowd and Tim Drake dressed for dinner, but some hoodlum has altered Bernard's narration box to say 'please put a nastygram in my homebox, Tim Drake' in MV Boli typeface in MS Paint
a black-backgrounded Uno Wildcard, but with the added text 'Be Normal About This Picture -Or- Draw 25'; a wooden tabletop with various bits of paper scattered over it is visible behind the card
bad MS Paint tracing of a smiley, waving their hands excitedly, blushing, and producing love hearts
the 'girl pretty' meme, but with Connie's mustache glued onto the character speaking (two times) in MS Paint by some hoodlum
a graph, explaining that the ability to 'see'(=analyse) art and _make_ art do not improve in complete lock-step, creating times of discouragement when an artist may perceive more flaws in their own work than they previously could, _before_ developing enough to have or see the improvements they're making in their style and techniques
a cat-like being leaning agains something and crying, going 'wait hold on a minute i think i need a moment, wait wait' etc.
the 'none of these thoughts are in the bible' meme, but with a clipart book edited into the blushing, trembling, sweaty, and overwhelmed figure's hand in MS Paint, and the text changed to say 'all of these thoughts are in the thighble'
the 'none of these thoughts are in the bible' meme, but with a clipart book edited into the blushing, trembling, sweaty, and overwhelmed figure's hand in MS Paint, and the text changed to say 'all of these thoughts are in the thighble'
bad MS Paint tracing of a smiley, waving their hands excitedly, blushing, and producing love hearts
a crucial moment in the fan-favourite _Star Trek: the Next Generation_ episode 'Darmok', where Captain Jean-Luc Picard has finally figured out that the Tamarian culture central to the plot communicate "by metaphor, by citing example!", or, as conveyed by text added in MS Paint, he "understood that reference!"
bad MS Paint tracing of a smiley, waving their hands excitedly, blushing, and producing love hearts
Goro, a four-armed ogre-esque character from the video game Mortal Kombat, face-palming with both of his left hands
a whole mess of art prints, stickers, and buttons featuring the female lead characters of Revolutionary Girl Utena, Ace Attorney, The Guy She Was Interested In (aka Green Yuri) Dungeon Meshi, Signalis, Gundam Witch From Mercury, Owl House, BG3, and She-Ra And The Princesses of Power
the 'thonking' smiley, a slightly off-kilter version of the 'thinking' smiley
a white/silver furred werewolf, recognisable by her facial scar as Shadowheart from Baldur's Gate III, going 'hrrf hrrg' and then violently shaking Connie/Tav (the customisable main character also from BG3) because of how much she loves him, as drawn by @tcustodis.bsky.social
an edited version of the 'balanced diet' pie chart, with a red section labeled 'protein', an orange section saying 'grains', a green section saying 'fruits & vegetables', a separate blue circle for 'dairy', and a purple section that says 'food coloring'
(screenshot from twitter;) Beyond Trek Podcast 🖖🎙🎧 (@BeyondTrekPod) 14 Oct 2021 Explain a Star Trek episode poorly. Giggly Tzardust (@Draugmith) 15 Oct 2021 Elric (the Techno-Mage), Trelane (the Squire of Gothos) and Count Baltar (the Traitor) walk into Quark's. I guess having sex with your co-worker while they're being puppeteered by an alien slug is fine, huh? (aka, "I can't believe *this* epsiode _isn't_ called 'Violations'...!") "Is there a Doctor in the house?" "No, for the moment I actually think I'm a holoengineer cosplaying as a doctor."
an albino dragonborn from Baldur's Gate 3, usually referred to as 'Durge', (itself a shortening of 'Dark Urge') wheezing with laughter, in response to a joke by Minthara (a Drow character, also from Baldur's Gate 3) "it was a beautiful webbing", as drawn by ‪@niziolek.bsky.social‬
bad MS Paint tracing of a smiley, waving their hands excitedly, blushing, and producing love hearts
the 'thonking' smiley, a slightly off-kilter version of the 'thinking' smiley
an albino dragonborn from Baldur's Gate 3, usually referred to as 'Durge', (itself a shortening of 'Dark Urge') wheezing with laughter, in response to a joke by Minthara (a Drow character, also from Baldur's Gate 3) "it was a beautiful webbing", as drawn by ‪@niziolek.bsky.social‬
a 'worked example' spit-take panel from shortpacked.com, the webcomic by @damnyouwillis.bsky.social; Robin Desanto has a glass of something green and is performing the spit-take with it, while Leslie Bean is protecting herself from the splash with a purple umbrella
a bunny girl in a black longsleeve shirt that says 'sickos', pressed up against a window, with a word balloon that says "yes... ha ha ha... yes!" i'm very sorry, i can't remember nor find who the original artist is
a black-backgrounded Uno Wildcard, but with the added text 'Be Normal About This Picture -Or- Draw 25'; a wooden tabletop with various bits of paper scattered over it is visible behind the card
the 'thonking' smiley/emoji, a slightly rough and wonky version of the 'thinking' smiley/emoji
a black-backgrounded Uno Wildcard, but with the added text 'Be Normal About This Picture -Or- Draw 25'; a wooden tabletop with various bits of paper scattered over it is visible behind the card