David Bayer

@drbayer.bsky.social

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Technologist, performing artist, table top gaming enthusiast

Illustration from Edward Gorey’s The Gashlycrumb Tinies. A tiny face peering out of a large window with the caption “N is for Neville who died of ennui”
Film poster from the 1981 animated film Heavy Metal
Smith Corona Clipper manual typewriter
Product image of Soylent Complete Protein
Still image from the movie Metal Lords showing the characters Emily with a cello in front of her, Kevin holding drumsticks, and Hunter in KISS style face paint, all sitting in a row at a table.
4 toilets in a yard all with flowers growing in them
The character Vizzini from The Princess Bride saying “you fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous of which is’ never get involved in a land war in Asia.’”
Screenshot of the “I’ll just floss tomorrow” post being replied to showing that the post happened 45 minutes ago and the quoted post was from 2 days ago
Book cover of Cajun Night Before Christmas showing a shack in the bayou with Santa flying overhead in a swamp boat pulled by alligators
A bag of coconut balls snacks from Wholesale Unlimited. “Hawaii’s favorite local snacks.”
News headline from USA Today: Health Secretary Kennedy, Trump link circumcising to autism through Tylenol
Screenshot of an e-commerce order showing item subtotal $11.00, shipping total $11,690.00 with a note saying “DO NOT SEND TO USA THANKS TRUMP”, and cart total of $11,701.00.
Animated gif from Captain America The First Avenger showing Captain America punching a fake Adolph Hitler. In the background is a line of chorus girls wearing dresses inspired by the American flag.
Picture of a light brown dog with greying fur lying on a fuzzy blanket
Movie poster for the film Idiocracy
Tesla’s total revenue from car sales dipped 20 percent and net income fell an astonishing 71 percent during the first quarter of 2025, the company announced Tuesday.
Bluesky Alt Text rating report for drbayer.bsky.social showing 10 of 11 images were posted with alt text
News article headline: Florida residents warned to prepare for falling iguanas amid temperature drop
Vincent Price holding a red cocktail glass. A raven is sitting on his other hand drinking from the glass while Vincent watches with a small grin. From the movie The Raven.
Errol Flynn standing in front of Olivia de Havilland after she buys him at a slant auction in the movie Captain Blood
Jon Cryer in the movie Hiding Out wearing a fish necktie.
Picture of an acoustic coupler
Coffee mug without a heat on the side filled with coffee
Movie poster for the 1963 film The Raven directed by Roger Corman starring Vincent Price, Peter Lorre and Boris Karloff
Movie poster for Captain Blood starring Errol Flynn and Olivia de Havilland
Front cover of the book The Latke Who Couldn’t Stop Screaming by Lemony Snicket
Photo taken on the side of a mountain showing rock formations in the foreground and distance with trees below. The sky above is full of wispy clouds with blue sky showing through.
Photo taken on the side of a mountain showing rock formations in the foreground and distance with trees below. The sky above is full of wispy clouds with blue sky showing through.
Picture of a toy missile tired to a toy frog with a red ribbon hanging from the ceiling, captioned with “it’s that time of year again, don’t forget to hang your missile toads.”