Dread Farmer Roberts

@dreadpirate-robert.bsky.social

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Just a simple farm boy. Still undefeated in fights to the death. Old knees, young heart.

A medium sized UAS quad rotor discharges a M72 LAW
A black pickup truck is connected to a large 5th wheel trailer, which is connected to a small tent trailer. The entire assembly is parked at a gas pump, and will be parked at another gas station soon.
A Tiger Moth biplane defies time and flies the clear North American sky
Homer Simpson laying on a couch, smoking a cigar. Text reads "Everyone is negatively polarized except me"
A red grain elevator with white painted words reading: Ziola Farms Nut Mountain
A luxurious Grey tabby with white socks is astonished by Max Verstappens skills.
A healthy and dashing orange tabby cat stares into the camera. He has pooped and is now full of beans. A scattered collection of remote controllers and literature are centre.
A chaoticly torn tyvex sleeve dangles tightly on a mans arm. Weeds present in the back of image are: kochia, lambs quarters, and red root pigweed.
A chaotic and violent orange cat lounges in an inverted position.
I always keep a nice cigar on hand. Just in case something good happens.
Lois Riel looks at you with a disapproving gaze.
Two incredibly spoiled shop cats snuggle and snooze in a tractor cab. The long haired, evil black cat dominates the chair. Behind him an adorable, cross eyed, half weasel happily purrs.
My perfect little lady* gently laps up water from her cup. *its a domestic medium hair tabby cat named Shrimp.
Bobby Hill meme wherein Bobby is showing a group of children a poster. Poster reads: France has done more for Ukraine than America. Bottom text reads: If those USians could read, they'd be very upset.
A jet black long hair domestic cat grumpily lounges beside a document and coffee mug. He craves violence.
Image shows Mevlüt Mert Altıntaş, a gawt damn hero, immediately after he retired the russian envoy to Turkey.
Bobby Hill meme where Bobby is holding up a sign board for kids in detention. Sign board reads, "France has done more for Ukraine than America" Lower text reads, "if those USians could read they'd be very upset"
Classic meme from "The Hunt for the Red October". In this scene the, I believe, foreign secretary or diplomat is asking the Soviet representative if they have lost a second submarine. The messaging had been reworked because the American air force has allegedly lost 2 E3 Sentry AWACS birds to Iranian actions.
Screenshot of Bluesky feed showing "Posylt not found". Only SwiftonSecurity knows what and why they deleted what they did. I thought it was brave to share a dream.
Graph showing wealth disparity in America. Top 10 percent of wage earners account for 50% of total American consumer spending. For those in the back, that's really, really bad.
A small orange cat vigorously sniffs a sock class foot.
A grey and white "tuxedo print" cat casually lounges on her banister. She has a playful, toothy, smile.
Two guys on a bus meme. Left guy (sad) looking at 2026. Right guy (visibly happier) looking at F1 2026.
Simpsons meme School chef is preparing a meal, and feeding the NFL logo into the meat grinder. Caption reads: There's very little actual playtime in this sport.
Screen shot from the video game "Liberation Day".
If you can't make sense of this, you're not alone. I think it's a corporate lingo logo which is trying to convey the idea that we're all in this together. The titles inside the rings read: Management, Supervisor, Employee. Isn't it weird how everyone is an employee but employee is also the lowest title they can assign to you. Kinda makes you think.
Image above reworked to include Mark Carney
A somber snow pile. Whisps of blown gravel dust mark the direction of the prevailing wind. It is -18°C outside. Wind, 15km/h, steady. Locally this is known as a "nice day".
This is a picture of a truth post by donnie t. In the post that clown is claiming that he will be taking a pile of crude from Venezuela into his tiny hands and using that crude to "help Venezuelans". America is cooked.
A tube is centered in the middle of the image. Tube is coloured in an abstract fashion. Tube text reads, "Confetti Blaster".
A long orange cat possessively snuggles his second favourite human.
A black and white cat lounges in the centre of image. Long orange cat stoically monitors under the table. A giant himbo tabby examines the monstrea vine to the right of the image. F1 qualifying plays on the television. The announcer was talking about Stroll so I knew nothing important would happen.
A campfire or bush pie maker. Top of image shows a cast iron square shaped pie iron in the closed position. Lower position shows an open pie iron with a cooked pie inside. Pie is usually constructed on slices of buttered bread with various fillings.
A long orange cat peacefully snoozing with the F1 pre race feed shown on TV. Large Monstera in upper right.
A screenshot of the American defense secretaries Twitter feed. Text describes the upcoming military action in Latin America.
A fluffy, and brainless, black cat playfully bops his favourite 3/8 inch chain.
Image of Trey Yesavage, Blue Jays pitcher, striking out Shohei. Shohei's helmet is askew on the field and he has fallen to a knee. Meme lettering on Shohei reads: Fireworks bylaw
A mildly overweight, extremely fluffy black cat lounges between a pair of coverall dressed legs.
Doge meme. Blonde doge in centre of image. Text reads: Very Martyr (top) Such Dramatic (bottom)
An image of a male youth being pointed at by 3 children behind them. Text reads, "Make fun of other people".
A well renowned liar complains about the bluesky platform. The content being shared isn't important. Glenn is just repeating what his handler told him to say.
A pudgy black cat with green eyes stares blankly into the camera. He is rocking a bright pink collar and is laying in front of a large, yellow concrete bollard.