dreamdropdazing (new pic, still me)

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ddd - she/they - 30's - NSFW/18+ - hypnokink shorts, stories, musings & kingdom hearts. happy to be on a bright and shiny new boat that absolutely nothing bad will ever happen on.

the phrase "HOOCHIE DADDY SHORTS ON BOTTOMS" in the classic Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles font
Agent of the Shadow Thieves Legendary Enchantment - Background Commander creatures you own have "Whenever this creature attacks a player, if no opponent has more life than that player, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. It gains deathtouch and indestructible until end of turn." Flavor Text: Your skill, dexterity, and moral flexibility make you a valuable asset to your guild.
Wilson, Refined Grizzly 1G Legendary Creature - Bear Warrior This spell can't be countered. Vigilance, reach, trample, ward 2 Choose a Background 2/2
Squidward Tentacles' paint-on-canvas masterpiece, "Bold and Brash"
the post above with alt text describing the GIF displayed as follows: Luxord, the most eldest-member-of-the-boy-band-energy member of Organization XIII from Kingdom Hearts. he's got short blonde hair with a saucy little blonde goatee and he controls cards with magic and i think i want to fuck him now and i didn't think this was where i'd find myself with my sexuality but HERE WE ARE
Discord post highlighting the "FUTA Tax" video posted above. One user writes, "Please rethink your acronym Don't call it that Please" Another user replies, "The video will tell you that employers are responsible for footing the bill for these Federal Unemployment Taxes and that they aren't automatically withheld from wages So it's not inconceivable to imagine a business owner who biffed it and forgot to set aside this money... ...saying to themselves, "Man, I am getting absolutely railed by FUTA this year..." "
a Google doc draft titled "Gender Shutdown", body of text reads: An important update on (redacted): Friends, family, & dearly beloved – Today we’re here with important news: After years of consideration, we will be winding down support for the name "(redacted)" and taking our masculine pronouns offline by the end of Q4 2026. In its stead, we’re proud to announce our new name, “(redacted)” [she/they]. We thank you all from the bottom of our hearts for 30+ years of continued [buttery spiel, thank you for the music]. However
Thurid, Mare of Destiny 2WW Legendary Creature - Pegasus Flying, lifelink Whenever you cast a Pegasus, Unicorn, or Horse creature spell, copy it. (The copy becomes a token.) Other Pegasi, Unicorns, and Horses you control get +1/+1. 2/4
A handsome little rat stands before a miniscule toy piano, artistic inspiration flowing from his little paws. Captioned: Neil banging out the tunes April 13, 2006
a polished disc of amethyst suspended from a piece of string, worn as a necklace
aura farming hypnosis hippie approaches you, says they see how dingy your aura is, offers to help by harvesting the darkness from your aura until you're left glowing and so they talk, & you focus, letting their words permeate your essence and fleck away at the dark bits of your aura, bits that they gradually gather & wrap around their finger the aura they've farmed now binds you to them like a leash, but your mind feels soft and your aura aglow they've helped you clean your aura, now they get to color it however they please
the "My 9 Games" template of post showcasing, from top left to bottom right: - Dance Dance Revolution Extreme - Enter the Gungeon - Dissidia: Final Fantasy - Beetle Adventure Racing - Kingdom Hearts II - Prey (2017) - Persona 5 - Team Fortress 2 - Golden Sun: The Lost Age
Magic: the Gathering card of "Karn, Liberated". he can exile things and then restart the game having taken said exiled materials for himself
Castlevania: Symphony of the Night intro Richter: "damn, bitch u live like this?"
magic: the gathering card of: Master Pakku Legendary Creature - Human Advisor Ally Prowess (Whenever vou cast a noncreature spell, this creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.) Whenever Master Pakku becomes tapped, target player mills X cards, where X is the number of Lesson cards in your graveyard. (They put the top X cards of their library into their graveyard.)
Magic: the Gathering card for "Jenova, Ancient Calamity" from FF7
The Master, Mesmerist Legendary Creature — Time Lord Rogue Tap: Target creature an opponent controls with power less than or equal to The Master's power gains skulk until end of turn. Goad it. (A creature with skulk can't be blocked by creatures with greater power.) Whenever a creature with skulk deals combat damage to one of your opponents, put a +1/+1 counter on The Master and draw a card.
🎶from the port of Falmouth back in 1802, Capt. Witterel set out for Good Hope with 52 crew and 8 passengers on while the topmen clung onto the tightropes their lives were cut short, for they never made port 'til 5 years on, the ship was returnin' now the task falls to you, find the fates of the crew of the East India vessel Obra Dinn🎶 below the parody lyrics is the cover to Gordon Lightfoot's single "The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald"
a statuette of Sephiroth from Final Fantasy 7 holding a pear, captioned at the bottom with "Shall I give you 'dis pear?", a comical homophone on Sephiroth's line from the film 'Final Fantasy 7: Advent Children': "I was thinking of getting you a present...shall I give you despair?"
Advice Dog Meme, text reads "You can be the change you want to see in the world".
In the style of Peach's letter to Mario from the beginning of Super Mario 64, Peach's letter reads: "Ay, Mario: You gotta check out this caked-up broad in blue that fell from the sky, she stalag-tight as hell an' imma go spelunking PEACH"