Drew Fustin

@drewfustin.com

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ML/AI at VSCO, UChicago Physics PhD ;\ Chicago, Music, D&D, Drake Basketball ;\ Husband/Dad/he/him

Screenshot of web search results with articles like "Kimi K3 is competitive with Fable" and "Kimi K3 vs Fable 5: I Built the Same Website Twice"
Text to an iPhone that reads: “Hello! I'm a real person happy to assist with finding you more affordable health plans here in FL, Can I send you a estimate? -Brittany with (BCBS)”
Hoby, my adorable Coton de Tulear. He’s a good boy.
View from a shaded, thatched-roof balcony with a hammock overlooking a calm tropical shoreline. Palm trees sway in the wind against a bright blue sky with scattered clouds, while rustic wooden railings frame the ocean view below.
Built to Spill’s Keep It Like A Secret
Northern Flicker, a loud ass woodpecker.
Edgar Winter, albino musician.
Stupid tattered looking black and white flag printing with the stupid blue line for one of the stripes with a stupid picture of a roaring bear in the middle labeled “CODE 4” and “HUMANIZING THE BADGE,” stupidly.
Boy’s knees pop backwards and bend the wrong way as he runs off. He’s an alien from The Arrival (1996).
Post from The Bad Place from @Sindershift saying “I can see why you’d think it was one of those, but as an actual skeletologist I can confirm it’s actually this:” followed by a picture of the outline of the Hamburger Helper mascot with a horrifying skeleton inside it, mouth opened in a scream and with four arm-like protrusions reaching into the fingers of the gloves.
Yao Ming laughing meme
Satellite image of a single house tucked away between the Edens, Forest Glen Ave, and Cicero Ave and forest in the Forest Glen neighborhood of Chicago.
Satellite view of the 11400 block between S St Louis and S Spaulding in Chicago.
Backs of kids’ heads sitting waiting for a concert to start.
Amp and kick drum with Friko written on it surrounded by mics. It’s very blue. Metro in Chicago.
Sleeping/Dead Trump skeet above the skeet being replied to with a bastard posing with a dead lion.
Nancy Grace, the television personality.
Nancy Grace, the TV personality.
Tow truck with Mazi Brothers sign on it. Looks like it says Nazi Brothers.
xkcd cartoon with a shrugging stick figure explaining to a grumpy-looking stick figure: "You're trying to predict the behavior of <complicated system>? Just model it as a <simple object>, and then add some secondary terms to account for <complication I just thought of>. Easy, right? So, why does <your field> need a whole journal, anyway?" with a caption: "Liberal-arts majors may be annoying sometimes, but there's *nothing* more obnoxious than a physicist first encountering a new subject."
Email from Ring. Subject: “Chicago Police Department Al…” and preview text is “7th Englewood & Taste for the Homeless…”
Angine de Poitrine Vols 1 and 2 peaking out of my vinyl collection.
A regex leaked in Claude Code's source code to detect user frustration: ``` /\b(wtf|wth|ffs|omfg|shit(ty|tiest)?|dumbass|horrible|awful| piss(ed|ing)? off|piece of (shit|crap|junk)|what the (fuck|hell)| fucking? (broken|useless|terrible|awful|horrible)|fuck you| screw (this|you)|so frustrating|this sucks|damn it)\b/ ```
“The. What?” lady from memes. Looks just like this guy.
Topher Grace as Eddie Brock, praying for God to kill Peter Parker.
Skeet from “The Woke Ginger” That engagement was fueled by misinformation and subpar reporting that assumed correlation equals causation. Rest assured, I’ll be donating all monetization generated from the hate and threats toward me and my loved ones to Planned Parenthood.
Mike remembers Donna walking up to the front door, explaining to security that she had baked Fugazi a cake, and delivering it. (John Darnielle, of the Mountain Goats, was working backstage security that night.) “It didn’t even seem that weird for my mom to make Fugazi a cake,” Mike says, laughing. “But we never got the sheet pan back.”
Turntable playing a vinyl record on a wooden desk beside a green banker’s lamp. In the foreground, a white LP sleeve reading “Drive Like Jehu – Yank Crime" rests on the desk. The scene is warmly lit, with mail and small desk items nearby and a microphone arm extending over the workspace.
Tweet from the Bad Place: "im on the ither sight" @jon_snow_420 god: i have made Mankind angels: you fucked up a perfectly good monkey is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety
From The Royal Tenenbaums, Eli Cash (Owen Wilson) in a cowboy hat and tacky western wear sitting on a gaudy couch in front of an inexplicable painting (but here goes) five shirtless men wearing jeans and monster masks (one is presumably RFK Jr, right?) sitting on ATVs, all holding their arms over their heads like scary monsters do, channeling something like the Thriller music video.
White Coton de Tulear dog named Hoby living the good life (sleeping).
Patrick O’Connell on his way to the backfield while the ball is unsnapped. Gonna be a bad no-call.
Screaming liberal person meme, suspiciously looking like OP death cult guy.
The Sam Darnold "Out Indefinitely" meme, but replaced with Lou Holtz's head and the reason for being "Out Indefinitely" is now "HOSPICE"
The Sam Darnold meme where he's confidently pointing at the camera that says "OUT INDEFINITELY" and now it says "HOSPICE" underneath is as the reason he's out indefinitely.
"Hi, [REDACTED]. Palantir? Thanks, but no. Absolutely not."
Alduin, the World Eater, being confronted by the (canonical) Dragonborn from Skyrim.
A screenshot of Google Maps showing yellow traffic on highways from Dallas to Memphis to Indianapolis to Detroit and from Charlotte to DC to Philadelphia to New York to Boston.
A sticker on the back of a Jeep with stylized font that looks like it says “Dirt and Hitler, mom of both.”
Aerial view of Bloomington, IN from a plane as I’m flying over right now.
Sunset from an airplane with the wing visible in the bottom right. On the ground, it's dark, and city lights are visible. The sky is an amazing coral fading into deep blue fading into black in bands ranging from the middle of the image to the top of it.
Me petting my white dog Hoby pretentiously (ominously?) on a private jet.
AI video of cats in kitchens inexplicably spraying water out of their mouths like out-of-control fire hoses as families duck for cover.
A map showing LaBagh Woods and Sauganash in Chicago, with red labels showing “your tree” on the south side of the image and “my tree” on the north side. It’s probably a couple thousand feet between them.
White ash tree in Sauganash, Chicago, IL from October 2023 that’s all sorts of yellows and oranges and reds, all at once.
Vinyl record shelves in my office, with this on them: https://www.discogs.com/user/drewfustin/collection
A compact, lovingly overbuilt home office seen from above, styled like a personal cockpit. A curved bamboo-topped wooden desk sits beneath a window, centered on a Dell 40-inch ultrawide curved monitor displaying code. Below the desk is a compact black tower PC tucked neatly underneath. On the desk are a keyboard, mouse, microphone, camera, and a glowing green banker’s lamp. To the left, a small fridge filled with sugar-free Red Bull cans is lined up underneath wall shelves packed with vinyl records and books; a turntable spins nearby, with a numbered DMM 45 of Björk’s “Post” prominently visible. Seating includes a black Herman Miller Embody chair at the desk and, to the right, a red Knoll Womb Chair with matching ottoman. A large telescope on a tripod points into the room, framed by industrial ceiling lights, mid-century accents, and framed art and diplomas, blending high-tech focus with warm, personal character.
Full moon in icy clouds making a nebulous glow. Charleston, IL. 2026-01-02.
Full moon, Jupiter immediately next to it, with a halo in the icy, thin clouds with some silhouettes of trees framing the bottom of the image. Charleston, IL. 2026-01-03.
Full moon in icy clouds making a nebulous halo. Charleston, IL, 2026-01-02.
Full moon with an icy cloud halo around it. Charleston, Illinois.
The Onion Sickos guy
Church entrance with classical pillars and font over it saying “DOM SUB INVOC S HEDWIGIS”
Jay Som playing Drop A at Lincoln Hall in Chicago
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White Coton de tulear dog, Hoby, frolicking in the snow
Another image, this time from Oblivion Remastered, with the same facial features as the OP woman.
Oblivion NPC, looking shockingly similar to the OP woman.
Image of a red chair with a metal leg next to it, the red chair and background brick is reflected in the metal leg. This is on the left of the image, and is labeled "original." On the right are two images. The top is labeled "FLUX.1" and shows the same scene but with a white chair. The metal leg is unchanged, as is everything about the fabric of the chair and color composition of the image, save for the change from red to white in the chair. On the bottom is an image labeled "FLUX.2," which shows the same concept (a white chair) but now there is significant change in the reflection in the metal leg, showing the white color in the reflection. However, the color profile has shifted noticeable in the background brick and other details.
Kid Rock tweet saying "Hey, authority:" with a picture of him with a... bowling shirt (?) on peaking out from a doorway flicking off the camera. The sign next to the doorway says "State Court"