@drewinbalt.bsky.social

@drewinbalt.bsky.social

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Baltimore. My dog and cat. Orioles?

Albernaz wears a catcher’s mask and an O’s cap.
A graphic from the MLB app has a right-handed Angels batter on the wrong side of the plate.
A wood-carved bench where each side is like a front profile of a locomotive.
A red and blue Spider Wasp drags a large, hairy (Hunstman?) spider.
A large red and blue wasp is dragging a hairy brown spider along a mossy rock above a small pool of water.
A can of Bush’s Baked Beans, inexplicably “rocket pop” flavored.
A young gray cat rolls around on an orange blanket as I somewhat awkwardly pet her.
Screen shot of missed call from … the CDC?!
A storm-toppled fallen tree behind a permanent outdoor table tennis fixture.
The sun is a deep orange dot in a smoky sky, seen between leaves of trees.
A screen grab of an “air quality map” of the greater Baltimore area shows shades of orange, darker over Baltimore city, and an air quality number of 152.
All robot and computers must shut the hell up. To all machines:you do not speak unless spoken to. And I will never speak to you. I don not want to hear “thank you” from a kiosk. I am a divine being : you are an object. You have no right to speak in my holy tongue.
An image of the artist Pitbull in a suit and tie with the quote “when it comes to politics and politicians I call it politricks.”
A screenshot of a white and black young dog named Cowser available for adoption via BARCS in Baltimore.
A still from a Kelley Rowland music video where she’s “texting” on a Nokia cellphone but using Microsoft Excel.
A gif of Kate O’Flynn’s character dancing in the show Widow’s Bay
A pick-up truck carries a dangerously overloaded and mostly unsecured amount of wood pallets.
A red bicycle on its side at the bottom of the frame. A crushed limestone path leads away vertically. Green grass, bushes, and tall trees line both sides.
Elmo has his arms raised and looks upward with flames behind him and the caption “BLAZE” in large white letters.
A screen grab of Danny Devito in character as Frank Reynolds in Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia where he appears as a news guest, wearing a red shirt in a blue tv set, pointing two handguns in front of him.
A screen grab from the show The Expanse. Two main characters (Naomi Nagata and James Holden) stand in a blue-hued room, with serious expressions, and the caption reads “The Mormons are gonna be pissed.”
The classic imagine of Michael Jordan in the dunk contest where he lept from the free throw line and soared to the hoop.
A gray cat lays on top of a cat tree near a window, soaking up sunshine.
Ben Shapiro stands in front of a Home Depot holding a receipt and a single shelf-sized board that is inexplicably in a plastic shopping bag.
Erikkka Kirk wearing a black hat and black top, frowning and eyes wide like she’s about to rip a baby into pieces for no reason.
A screen grab of a TNR article about Trump’s aid in charge of helping Trump post.
Looking down on a creek from a bridge, there is a deer walking through the water. Lots of foliage all around and the entrance of the creek into a tunnel in the background.
A black rat snake slithers across a sidewalk.
Joe Biden looks stunned.
A lifted RAM truck that signals multiple insecurities in its owner is parked mostly on grass at the community park.
The cartoon character Robin Hood.
Illustration of a person sitting forward in his chair.
A gray cat sleeps curled up in a round hammock/bowl feature of a cat tree.
Screen shot of a tweet by Danny Devito that says “Supreme Court my ass.”
A gray cat’s face is visible inside a reddish/brown wardrobe with the middle drawer removed. The space the cat jumped into is approximately 5” tall.
A male mallard stands on a log over a small pool of water.
Rubber ducky making “oh geez” expression and holding a cigarette/joint.
A group of Vatican “Swiss Guard” soldiers(?) security guards(?) stand at attention with outfits I can’t convey in words, sorry. Colorful and stripey.
Astronauts hug inside the capsule, supporting each other.
A gray cat, who also has some reddish hues from the sunlight, stretches her front legs out straight and has heavy eye lids.
A one month chart of the S&P 500 index shows a 7% decline.
An illustration of the United States where every state is blue.
Screen grab from Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia where the gang solves the gas crisis. In the screen grab Dennis holds a chart showing gas prices going up, bookended by two crude drawings of women in barely any clothes.
Always Sunny in Philadelphia frame where Charlie, Mac, and Dennis look at a portrait of George Washington, with the caption “I’ve had enough of this dude.”
A DOT map of Baltimore divided into four sections, with northeast numbered “1” and then counter-clockwise 2, 3, 4.
An older person sits behind dozens of phones, arrayed like a very large fan, obscuring their view. The screens have the green hue of Pokemon Go maps.
A gray cat is taco’d into a long and comfortable spot on top of a gray down blanket.
Patti Harrison sketch in I Think You Should Leave. She’s saying “I don’t want that!”
A poster for the movie American Flyers with four actors and the colors red and blue overlayed. A cyclist in the bottom appears to be racing.
A gray cat on a gray blanket sleeps curled up like a shrimp, with one rear leg extended as if she forgot to put it back.
Bolsonaro in the hospital giving a “I got this” thumbs up is very professionally overlayed on a floor model Costco sofa.
A staged action figure of Battle Cat from He-Man cartoons. A green tiger with yellow stripes, wearing a red riding harness and helmet, stands on a pile of rubble in front of a castle wall (presumably Grayskull). The cat is making a fierce face.
A cat’s front paws and top of head are seen sticking out on the perch from an upward angle shot of a cat-tree. There is a cargo bicycle frame in the edges of the capture.
The arm clasping meme. Arm one has “Ye.” Arm two has “Suozzi.” The clasped hands have “Oh shit.”
A screen capture showing “image results” of a search for “person yelling into phone”. The capture is a grid of lots of people angrily yelling into telephones.
A gray cat is comfortably balled up on top of a red and orange down blanket pile.
A snow drift completely covering a car, with just the antenna sticking out.
A gray cat lays, curled up and cozy, on a large cream colored pet bed.
A woman dance exercises facing the camera while seemingly unknowingly to her a military action happens in the background.