DrGecko

@drgecko.bsky.social

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Antifa HR. Only *minor* terrorist organizations can ignore the paperwork. Please submit your timesheets on time.

A diagram of positions in the strange game known as cricket. Many of the names are funny. It is unclear whether any of these is parody. That is the nature of the game.
A gecko perfect score
A beautiful tokay gecko. It's about time for a female Bond.
A pteranodon. Pteranodons don't make good pets because they can't be housebroken.
Sign on my bathroom wall "Employees must wash hands"
Bread in the form of capybara
monkey-puppet meme (monkey looking guilty)
cartoon of a blood-soaked plushie holding a knife
Our SwampLizard skeeting, "Developing a 'caveman diet' which promises to kill you by age 40."
Jello salad, which cannot be described in polite company
an upside-down giant madagascar gay gecko
A large snow phallus with even larger balls.
Calyxa, my tokay gecko. She judged harshly but fairly. But harshly.
A cynodont, an adorable but unfortunately extinct reptile that would undoubtedly make an excellent pet.
An impressive microscope
a Cray supercomputer.
Bibendum, the Michelin man.
The well-known optical illusion where the middle prong of a trident can't be traced back to the base. If you are visually impaired, it may not be so well known.
AI-generated pencil sketch of a Giant Madagascar Gay Decko properly admiring his reflection.
Mars Attacks! The Martians were played by geckos.
Toe socks
Mars attacks. The Martians are played by geckos.
Candy labeled "Chewy! Alexander the grape."
My gorgeous tokay gecko. Dogs are reptiles, honoris causa.
Screenshot of the rolling-text narrative sequence at the beginning of Star Wars, from the Navajo-language dub. I'm not going to transcribe it because it's in Navajo.
A full-color, signed certificate attesting that DrGecko has completed 100 million points for Folding@home distribution computing.
Statue of winged Assyrian god with Roman advertising added to the base.
A pictures of an elderly Rod Stewart in swim trunks that if you're low vision you should be grateful you can't make out too clearly.
savannah monitor which is a dog in lizard form
Rod Stewart in a skimpy bathing suit and with a towel on his head. If you're blind or low vision, be glad you can't see this.
Rod Stewart in a skimpy bathing suit with a white towel on his head and the rest of him hanging out. If you're visually impaired, you are lucky.
gecko foot on glass
Kimberly Guilford desperately trying not to look like a old crone
a healing wrist after a 4-cm wound was stitched and taped. One piece of tape still adheres. There are purple polka dots for some reason, maybe from knots in the sutures.
a tokay gecko
A male collared lizard with his collar nicely in place
A cute tokay gecko
A cute, smiling tokay gecko.
Sign on a cage at a zoo: Caution, tapirs can spray backwards 7-10 feet. Please stay alert! Urine danger.
Sad-facex electrical outlet
A gecko with its mouth open in a threatening pose
The Bristol Stool chart, framed, hanging on my grubby bathroom wall
Sign at a zoo: "CAUTION Tapirs can spray backwards 7-10 feet. Please stay alert! URINE DANGER."
100 state quarters, all Georgia and Vermont, displayed on the wall.
A brilliantly colored day gecko.
Tweet, or whatever it's called, from Santiago Z Reich beginning "You know @kathryntewson.bsky.social, the TX-based lead atty" implying that Kathryn Tewson is the attorney, but she's actually just the person being addressed by the tweeter (or whatever they're called).
a terrifying Madgascar day gecko attacking some food.
Straight edge razor
Dunno. I have no idea.