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@drjeb.bsky.social

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i’m a hip old granny who can hip-hop, be-bop, dance til you drop https://drjeb.bandcamp.com/

POV from a soldier looking in his helmet at a picture of his honey back home but it's Crystal the panda lady from Swan Boy
Newsweek cover from 1995 with the headline "Bisexuality: Not Gay. Not Straight. A New Sexual Identity Emerges." on top of two two people and Alf
Screenshot from Threads of Mitch McConnell with the text "My name is Mitch McConnell and I am in heat and I am relentessly satisfying myself in my bedroom. I will also wakeup early in the morning around 4am to satisfy myself to help resolve being in heat. I been in heat since Sunday , after coming home from from my client's home. I am still in heat. Please pray for me that this shall subside.
spooky A24 poster for a groverhaus film called "haus"
product shot of a La Roche-Posay blemish kit having a brand tie-in with the minons. little yellow freak on the box for some reason
screenshot from craigslist: "Black office chair. Adjustable" a plain black office chair on some grass and with a bright white toilet raiser on the seat.
kid rock's "hey authority" tweet but instead of flipping the bird at a courthouse he's at the pentagon saluting in front of an american flag for memorial day and he looks like he looks like absolute dogshit, a corpse with a terrible hat and big sunglasses, heisenberg if he was using his own product
that big netflix comedians picture and grogu is waving behind louis c.k. and dave chappelle.
Dr. Naomi Wolf twitter screenshot where she's just saying "Call me ill-informed"
smoke from boat on fire in the background with the met gala stairs in front and jason derulo falling absolutely crazy style. anyway remember this meme, thought it'd be nice to see it again
spinning wheel from a website that says "Win Free Worms & Discounts!" The slices of the wheel say "FREE Worms" "20% OFF" and "No Luck"
ian miles cheong in the dubai club baby yeah
picture of the original kermit the frog puppet, text on top says FUN FACT OF THE DAY — Initially, Kermit the Frog had realistic human-like genitals. His fleshy cock & balls was officially lopped off during a 1969 TV special.
two piles of money crossed out over a picture of Elon and text that says "friendship ended with MONEY. now NOBODY is my best friend."
White puff of smoke coming from the Dilbert-looking tower from Scott Adams' stupid mansion. Rest in piss fuckface
wikipedia excerpt about Tiny Tim in Dickens' A Christmas Carol: Dickens tried other names such as "Tiny Mick" after "Little Fred" but eventually decided upon "Tiny Tim". After dropping the name "Little Fred", Dickens later used it for Scrooge's nephew "Fred".
a fake AI render of a "tiny house" loft that is actually two stories and has weird impossible geometry, four to six cups of coffee on saucers sitting on various surfaces, and OH YEAH a big fat dog lying on the floor
Front cover of a kids booster seat box with two kids in the seat.
screenshot from genius.com with the lyrics for wood by taylor swift: I ain't got to knock on wood [Post-Chorus] His love it set me free That dick is giving me CTE QB sack into my back wall Never gonna fumble those big ol balls
craigslist free section ad for a "Wooden Tower 19' Free". it's a very shoddy homemade wood tower in someone's backyard.
singing the label to Celery Victor to the tune of Eleanor Rigby
a post from iwaspoisoned.com: "Walmart Supercenter, East Jackson Boulevard, Erwin, NC, USA. About ready to throw up, AGAIN! Stomach ache. Had eight marketside chocolate fudge brownies. now throwing up in toilet. | Symptoms: Nausea, Diarrhea, Vomiting"
lots of pictures of a very sick old man who seems like he could pass away any day now
rucking fotten september 11 drop. a long sleeve white shirt with NEVER FORGET SEPTEMBER 11 on one arm, 2001年9月11日 on the other. the center is george w. bush beoing told about 9/11 with exclamation marks above his head and the towers exploding behind him, surrounded by japanese characters and NEVER FORGET 9/11. up in the top are details of the drop and a small preview of an osama bin laden shirt. this is a parody teeheehee
screenshot from twitter, Kick streaming saying "Welcome to Kick @MrBean" with a green heart over a black and white photo of mr bean. it has 7.7 million views.
screenshot of a sky writing website, sky-writing.com. there's a waving american flag, an angry bald eagle, a huge screed of text, and two example images of words written in the sky, one that says "I (heart) you" and the other says "Hooters"
supercut of the couple from this house hunters clip just saying "beebles" over and over
cute cat Pete on cute couch, he sleeping but his eyes are closed and you can’t distinguish any features, he’s just a dark void of black
A dark, rough four panel comic. #1: two figures at the top of an old cellar entrance. It's all black and white except for yellow light at the entrance. "Montressor! It's down there? Truly?" "Indeed Fortunato! You stand but a flight away from..." #2: A glass and bottle of wine on a barrel, strangely colored yellow, surrounded by darkness "...Amontillado! I'm curious what notes it raises to your lips. Hazelnut? Dried fruit? The salty ocean air? Or perhaps..." #3. Fortunato brings the yellow glass to his lips, satisfied look on his face, but Montressor continues "...my piss?" #4: Fortunato shocked, spitting you the piss and spilling the wine. Montressor is behind him shouting up the stairwell "He did it! Fortunato drank my piss!!" New figures can be seen at the entrance, their laughs ringing down the stairwell.
grave digger driving in front of the supreme court building, there's a big brown splat underneath its tires, yucky! looks like poo poo
An extreme promo graphic for two big cats, a parody of those insane bully breeder graphics. The text says BigBalls Cattery: Pillsberry (2x Buzumbuddy) and Chunkaroni Gold (3x Chunkxilla). They're separated by the ground cracking in twain.
screenshot from a website About page talking about how people and community lies at the heart of everything they do, with an illustration of two hands really going at a big bulging, buxom heart
Sunday dinner Cuomo style.
An extreme promo graphic for two big cats, aparody of those insane bully breeder graphics. The text says BigBalls Cattery: Tytanyck (2x XTRABEEF) X Dr.Jeckal (3x Pornk). Then a facebook link to facebook/BigKittyBallers. The cats are very big and one has purple eyes.
photo from a cat scratching post box: the text "Encourages the Mental & Physical Stimulation of Cats!" over an orange cat scratching on a post with the cover and first couple pages of Infinite Jest printed on it
selfie of me in front of two elevators and I got a nice flower sweater on
screenshot of the trending topics on bluesky. Caturday is surrounded by "Minnesota Assassination" "ICE Protests" "US Marines" "Iran-Israel Conflict" and "Tel Aviv"
hand doing the "shave and a haircut, two bits" knock
screenshot that says "The applicants' personal data contained in their applications must be protected during processing. Unfortunately, AI systems tend to favour one gender when making selections for certain professions, so you should always check the results."
screenshot of YouTube search for Ice Cream Truck Song
a pixelated image that yells GET TO KNOW MY MUSIC TASTE for ever like, i will post one song i love <3
you tellin me a cinnamon toasted this crunch?
two terribly ugly posters that say I HEART 90s and 90's VIBES with a boom box, cell phone, and game boy
the final scene of Thelma and Louise with the music replaced by Rainbow Road from mario kart
cat name pete looking like someone took all his bones and draped him over the arm of a chair
screenshot from genius, parody lyrics to harry chapin's "cat's cradle": Your child arrived just the other day He came to the world in the usual way But there were posts to hatch and birthday memes to make He learned to walk while I was up late And he was talkin' 'fore I knew it, and as he grew His dad never said thank you No Elon never said thank you
big text that says Friendship Ended with TRUMP, now NOBODY is my best friend over a picture of elon with two pictures of trump crossed out. parody of the mudasir/salman meme.
ndsa? sfih? eriammd? the fuck?
the freak norm on the billy elliot poster
yoda looking at the orb trump touched with the text "second term, going back for more orb"