Max Shitto

@drmax.bsky.social

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friend of cats. star wars enjoyer. wife guy.

Callie the tortoiseshell cat
hydrogen bomb vs coughing baby
A patch of wildflowers and native grasses with bright oranges, yellows, blues, purples
Callie the tortoiseshell cat sitting as a loaf inside a pet tunnel
Evie the grey kitty with her tongue sticking out
Bedazzled “abolish ice” sign. Sign is beneath a planter with herbs.
Sign that says abolish ice. The abolish letters are newly bedazzled with rainbow stones
Elote on a stick with 1/2 green Za’-atar dusting and other 1/2 red sumac dusting. In a metal basket with wax paper.
Mazda 3 with the grill obliterated
Evie, a gray girl cat, in the shelter the day we picked her up from the humane society. She is underweight and looks scared.
Evie, a gray cat, lying on a quilt comforter. She is lying on her back. Slightly blurry
Lightning McQueen from cars on the cross. Mater is watching
Howard the brown tabby cat standing in the middle of an incomplete puzzle on a table. He is staring at the camera.
Callie the tortoise-shell / calico cat and green eyes
Howard the brown tabby cat asleep on my lap
Evie the grey cat standing over the floor vent. She barely has her eyes open bc she is half asleep
[satyrical ad from the onion] U.S. Army recruitment ad labeled “DIE FOR DONALD TRUMP.” In the background is the shoulder of someone wearing army fatigues
Howard the cat squinting because I flicked water at him
Howard, a boy tabby cat, on top of my kitchen cabinets hiding behind some decorative greenery. His eyes are filled with Crime.
2 heart-shaped sugar cookies. One with yellow icing, one with blue icing. One cookie says “no human is illegal.” The other cookie says “ICE OUT”
Absolute white out conditions on the interstate. Can barely see semis directly in front of me. All 3 lanes completely covered in snow.
2 hot dogs floating in a bowl of Cheerios. Slice of cheese
some muddy French fries
“Top house democratic appropriator Roas Delauro will not commit to reducing ice funding” article. She has ugly ass blue hair stripes
A large jar of everclear and lemon peels. A note says: homemade limoncello Open 1/1/26
Evie the cat sleeping in front of our Christmas tree.
Evie, a grey cat, yawning. Looks like she is screaming.
A small single bathroom with an office chair sitting perpendicular to the wall
Picture of Warren Buffett with the quote “Freak the fuck out and panic sell everything right now. It’s fucking over.”
Callie. A calico/tortie cat sitting in a perfect loaf. She has green eyes and is looking directly at the camera.
Howard the cat in a hotdog costume. In front of a sign that says Howie’s Hotdogs
Joe Biden looking sad
2 lungs with the caption: thank you for vaping
bosnian war criminal drinking poison
What? -Joe Biden
A hardback book titled “A parent and teachers guide: management of brain damaged children”
A brown tabby boy cat is standing on top of an R2D2-themed instapot with the lid ajar. This is all on top of the refrigerator
Hospitals: Noncompetes Protect Our Investments The American Hospital Association (AHA) declined to comment on the proliferation of state noncompete bans, telling Medscape Medical News it doesn't take positions on state-level policies. However, the organization has previously stated that noncompete agreements promote the continuity and integration of care, and "are valuable tools for protecting investments that hospitals make to recruit doctors and senior executives. This is particularly important in rural and other medically underserved areas.
Evie the gray kitty crouching next to Callie the calico/tortie kitty who is a perfect loaf.
A picture comparing the average amount of water used by 1200 ChatGPT prompts to the amount of water used to make 1 hamburger. There is a picture of a hamburger with eyes.
Calico cat
Sam Altman: I do think that we'll need to consolidate kyber crystals in one location for better energy efficiency Theo Von: Do you really? Altman: But I don't know. We could use them to build a moon-sized space station. Something like that could even hold a planet-destroying super laser. That would be very neat. Von: A Yeah.
I want pictures of kitty cats
please god let this happen meme
Patrick star booing
Callie the calico/tortie cat curled in a ball on her back. She is asleep
Shirt that says “my wife says I’m not allowed to have any cigarettes”