drmorr

@drmorr.appliedcomputing.io

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Optimizer. Photographer. In disbelief that computers actually work. Accidentally writing a role-playing game. (he/him) https://hachyderm.io/@drmorr

A screenshot of a LinkedIn post. Ian says "It turns out not all workloads fit in our Kube. We've applied several patches on the kubecon floor. Our line is currently fully operational. Send tape tho." Beneath that are several photos of a cardboard box labeled SimKube and ACRL. One person is sitting on the ground with the box on their head. Another photo has several people trying to shove the box on someone else. David says, "unfortunately we don't have an autoscaler for our Kube. Next year!"
A cardboard sign that says "CAN U FIT IN THE KUBE"
A purple octopus with an inquisitive expression on his face, holding a magnifying glass to his right eye.
1. Save Them From Jumping into Cliffs 2. Start Easy, Then Expose the Complexity 3. Repeatable Patterns let you build a Strong Foundation 4. Have a Clear Win After the Big Boss 5. Ship a Sequel so you build a Following 6. Let Princess Peach Save You From Time to Time 7. Give your Players Shortcuts 8. Have your Nintendo Power Hotline Available 9. Everyone Should Have Fun 10. If you die, restart
A sloth-y, bear-y creature, collapsed on a branch, eyes shut, mouth hanging open, definitely going "zzzzzzzzz"
A big-horned... goat? Of some variety. Its head is tilted and eyes squinted in a classic "what the fuck are you doing??" expression.
A close-up of an orangutan collapsed on the ground, one hand covering its face in a "go away and leave me the fuck alone" gesture.
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SMILEYS :-) :~) :-( :-| .^V :-o %-) :-D ;-) Over 650, compiled by David Sanderson, the "Noah Webster of Smileys" O'Reilly & Associates, Inc.
A giant stack of books on my coffee table
A screenshot from the Substack dashboard: All subscribers: 200 (up arrow) 1 over last 30 days.
A screenshot of output from Claude. It has written multiple versions of an ECR lifecycle policy from a single prompt, entitled "Corrected ECR Lifecycle Policy", "Final ECR Lifecycle Policy", "Correct ECR Lifecycle Policy", and "Final ECR Lifecycle Policy Solution".
navigate complex priority resolving merge conflicts git github actions project management pipelines arm assembly mailing lists resolving merge conflicts creating merge conflicts
A picture of the scale badge with my name and company. The background has a penguin building with lego bricks.
Screenshot of an email subject saying "Your inactive Comcast.net email account will be closed"
A mocha pie covered with chocolate ganache and edible lace in the form of snowflakes.
An inflatable curling court in the kubecon vendor hall with curling stones on wheels.
"They're the same picture" meme where the two pictures in the first frame are labelled "Depreciating Asset #1" and "Depreciating Asset #2", and Pam is renamed to "Hazel, probably" in the second frame.
A collection of posters. Top left: a 1950s-style poster with a women in polka dots saying "join the rebellion". Top right: a rainbow background with bold white text saying "you are safe here." Bottom left: a blue and white Stand By Me poster with the silhouette of a train and several kids. Bottom right: green leaves.
A black Toyota rav4 with a giant orange traffic cone on its roof.
A tshirt with the kubernetes logo on a 7-sided deep dish pizza.