Docteur Nno

@drnno.bsky.social

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I walk through the valley of Social Media, watching, contemplating, and trying to understand. Reason is my guide, and bullshit is my enemy. Not a real doctor. And I'm french! Why do you think i have this outrageous accent?

XKCD comic. A scientist on a small ladder is partially covering the beam pipe of the Large Hadron Collider with her thumb. Text is: This year's physics Nobel will go to the scientists who figured out that you could make the Large Hadron Collider more powerful by covering part of the beam pipe with your thumb.
In the end, I think we're going to look back at this era with disgust at the sheer waste and obvious mistakes that were made.
A gray-haired man seems happy to have received his set of Bolted!, a game of creative necromancy by David Malki.
A caricature of Donald Trump. The yellow banner says "Iran talks continue..." Donal Trump has a red telephone handset against his ear. The cord from the handset leads to a toy phone with a clown face, blue and red stars, and blue wheels.
An airport club sandwich, labelled Big Bread Cheese Mustard.
A fake painting of Italian dishes in front of a Rome street. This is clearly AI slop, people are fuzzy and headless, nothing makes sense.
Cover from the album Last Splash, from the Breeders
Un poisson blob (Psychrolutes marcidus). On dirait une tête en gélatine rose avec un gros nez et une bouche flasque. Le poisson blob ne semble pas content d'avoir été comparé à Gérald Darmanin.
An Amazon order status for some packs of cards. The delivery is scheduled for 27 November 7433 between 1AM and 9PM.
An animated GIF of Fenneko from Aggretsuko, in the 4 phases of each and every day: Work, go home, Internet, sleep, repeating endlessly in loop.
One character of the cartoon (a human-looking bird) is writing at a desk. The second character (a human-looking dog) is holding a sheet of paper with probably something the bird wrote, and says: "But you're writing bullshit, in fact". The bird answers: "Yes, shouldn't I ?" The dog advises: "Well no, you have a think a little".
Brian Johnson from The Breakfast Club (who is indeed totally me)
Results of a search of LibGen's repository of books that was used by Meta to train their LLMs. The author Hitler has 200 books in the repository, including Mein Kampf English.
Doctor No, from the James Bond movie.
The top of the Sun slowly rising through the fog. The Sun is bordered by branch of trees.
Lion-o from the Thundercats.
The plain at the feet of Pic Saint-Loup near Montpellier, France, as seen from the summit.
A computer generated picture of the Earth next to Saturn, as a way to compare the size of the 2 planets.
A table listing the distance of each planet from the Sun in Astronomical Units as well as in meters as if the distance from the Sun to Pluto was 1 kilometer. Yes, Pluto is a planet, sue me.
A close up selfie of a handsome 50-years-old man with a handlebar moustache.
A close up photo of Dr. Julius No, from the first James Bond movie.
Title screen from the Throb TV Show. Throb is written in red in a semi cursive font over a photo of a street from New York City.
Waning gibbous Moon in a blue morning sky.
A map of France with the civilized areas that call the little chocolate pastry "Pain au Chocolat" as opposed to the rednecks who call it "Chocolatine". Don't even start me on the barbarians from the East.
The green slimmer ghost from Ghostbusters, posing as the driver of a ghost bus in New-York.
Cartoon, by Will Santino, of a straw man walking a red herring up a slippery slope on his way to the comment section.
Carte de France des noms du crayon a mine de graphite selon les régions.