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Unapologetic Tuff Turf lover. MSP- on the good side of the river.

Craig Finn of The Hold Steady with a quote bubble
The Stone Temple Pilots album Core
A scene from The Sopranos. “This fucking guy!”
The immortal Ricky Jay
A poster for The Darjeeling Limitex
Joe Don Baker
The floating eyeball monster from Big Trouble in Little China
The poster for, “The Hunt for Red October”
Scene from The Simpsons edited to emphasize my distaste for Ohio. Marge, “There are only 49 stars on that flag.” Grandpa Simpson, “I’ll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Ohio.”
Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever poster
Ralph Wiggum saying “The air tastes like burning” instead of “The berries taste like burning”
The Last March of the Ents changed to have Treebeard saying”My business is with the White House tonight…with rock and stone.”
Scene from Kill Bill. “My name is Buck, and I’m here to fuck.” Please meet people to fornicate with in the way this article suggests and not the way Buck does in this movie.
Two dead guys Lindsey Graham and Mitch McConnell
Henry Cavill representing all of us patiently waiting for the news of Mitch McConnell’s demise, while Jason Momoa representing Lindsay Graham sneaks up behind him.
George Lucas
Vince McMahon meme using the chyron of the west below “Libraries are turning into dig-infested sex dens”
“Maybe it will happen today” in the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse font
Seared scallops with wilted kale and sweet corn risotto
The con-man Lyle Lanley from the Simpsons
“Return of the Mack” singer Mark Morrison
Hipster barista saying “I didn’t like Graham Platner before it was cool because I didn’t like him for having a Nazi tattoo.”
The poster for Three Men and a Baby. If you saw this poster you would not believe that there is a whole portion of this movie about heroin smuggling
Columbo looking flummoxed
Jimmy Butler looking confused at what he is reading
The cover art for “Why, Charlie Brown, Why?”
The Hapsburg from 30 Rock
Clueless scene with Brittany Murphy (RIP) changed to say “You’re a virgin who can drive”
“Maybe it will happen today, I’d settle for Mitch McConnell” in the Scooby Doo font
Chris Matthews and Tucker Carlson debating the InfoWars Elf on Hardball
Paul Giamatti in Big Fat Liar
Optimus Prime with a guitar and racks of amps behind him with “You’ve Got The Touch” written. That Stan Bush song rips and of course Optimus Prime will be in this entire movie right? It didn’t traumatize me at all as a child, right?
Scene from the movie Drop Dead Gorgeous. A young woman has a large ball of twine on her head and is saying “My Uncle Phil’s world’s largest ball of twine in Bundy, Minnesota….it makes me proud I’m American.”
A child saying a prayer that goes, “ Please God let this happen because it would be so fucking funny”
A scene from The Simpsons with someone in an egg costume running away while Homer yells ,”You better run Egg!”
Maybe it will happen today in the House of Dragons font
Epic handshake with one arm being The Vikings and another arm being The Netherlands. They bond over “Getting my hopes up about football and then losing before getting to the championship game.”
Jacob Frey, a terrible mayor and worse person, signing a good ordinance
Scene from Hellraiser II. “I am in Hell help me” written on a wall in blood
Ketchup/Catsup from The Simpsons with “Mayor of Kingstown” and “Mare of Easttown” on the labels
SPARKS in the movie Rollercoaster
Maybe it will happen today in the Jackass font
A poster for the movie Lovelines
Homer Simpson in a lesbian bar without a fire escape
Gene Hackman in Young Frankenstein saying, “I was going to make espresso.”
Scene from Blazing Saddles. A toll booth in the middle of a desert and an oaf saying, “Someone’s gotta go back and get a shit load of dimes!”
Maybe it will happened today in the Minions font
Homer Simpson with a mouth full of cigarettes
Old ass Buzz Aldrin punching the shit out of a dude who suggested the moon landing was faked
A teenager posterizing a small child on a need hoop
“Maybe it will happen today” in The Matrix font
Jake Johnson drinking and smoking on a GoKart in the underrated move “Safety Not Guaranteed”
Arm breaking scene from The Nice Guys
Dril post “and another thing: im not mad. please dont put in the newspaper that i got mad.”
GI Joe font that says MAYBE IT WILL HAPPEN TOFDAY PLEASE, I NEED SOMETHING AFTER THE NAZ REID NEWS
Annakin/Padme meme Annakin “We’re trading fan favorite Naz Reid” Padme “For someone equally likable?” Annakin stares Padme “For someone equally likable, right?”
Morris Day giving Jerome a little low five while they dance
Homer Simpson on his couch in a bath robe smoking a cigar and drinking a beer while his family is at church, saying, “Ellveryone in stupid except me”
Clueless scene with Brittany Murphy (RIP) changed to say “You’re a virgin who can drive”
Igor in young Frankenstein. “ILL NEVER FORGET MY OLD DAD. ... THE THINGS HE'D SAY TO ME WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING IN THE BATHROOM DAY AND NIGHT? WHY DONT YOU GET OUT OF THERE AND GIVE SOMEONE ELSE A CHANCE?*