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Georg Friedrich Error Invalid Handel; Dirty Sock-puppet, cat-herder, sometimes pilot. I've been told I'm a Seattle-based attorney in real life, but I have my doubts.

B&W photo of bald man with gigantic slitted-eyes from Outer Limits episode, "The Mutant."
Cyclops on the cover of Odyssey magazine.
Young Corey Feldman promo photo, probably from a teen magazine.
Norman Bates' mother, in her rocking chair.
Norman Bates’ mother from Psycho, in her rocking chair. Spoiler: she’s been dead for quite some time.
Norman Bates’ mother in Psycho, in her rocking chair, as seen from behind.
Photo of Holloway Dictionary Stand.
Ice cave scene from Logan's Run, with shiny, murderous robot about to freeze escaping humans' asses for strategic protein reserve.
Hand drawn version of Gadsden flag (yellow, with snake in center) captioned "No step on snek."
Child actor portraying Atreides sister in 1984 version of Dune.
Who - he, she they; whom - him, her, them; whose - his, hers, theirs.
Kenneth Mars as Franz Liebkind, author of “Springtime For Hitler” in 1968 version of “The Producers.”
Offended German dude.
Tuxie cat with proud expression and dead bird.
"Search Assist" AI has already included Keir Starmer in response to "How many Prime Ministers has Larry (the No. 10 Downing Street mouser) outlasted.
AI-generated answer to "How many Prime Ministers has Larry (the No. 10 Downing Street mouser) outlasted?" now includes Keir Starmer.
Charles Nelson Reilly in trademark oversized glasses.
Charles Nelson Reilly, flamboyantly dressed, with trademark gian t glasses.
Match Game era Charles Nelson Reilly, in his trademark oversized glasses.
Taxidermy coyote riding a giant red rocket with ACME painted on the side.
Store-bought green onions, replanted then left to do what they do.
Double sundogs at Yellowstone NP, rainbows forcing themselves on everyone in broad daylight. The horror, the horror.
Video of a guy carrying a Corgi dog in a backpack; I improved the music. Just posting it to test the new size limits on BlueSky.
Wikipedia entry for Dopp Kit men's toiletry bag, explaining its origin in 1919 by Charles Doppelt and how the name came into generic usage.
Zombie hand clawing through its grave.
Dead zombie hand.
South Seattle Shell station showing regular gas at $6.60 per gallon.
“get well” card asking “have you tried kale?” Kale is never the answer.
Regular gas in Seattle, Washington is 6.59-9/10ths at this Shell station.
Souvenir Aztec death mask, as found anywhere in Mexican tourist areas.
Star Trek episode: "The One With That Salt Vampire."
Shell station, Seattle, WA showing regular gas at 6.59 per gallon.
Oskar, portly lynx-colorpoint cat, making a beeline to the most borderline toxic plant he can find. (He lived.)
"Asking only workers wages, I come looking for a job--but I get no offers, just a come on from the horse on Seventh Avenue."
Mr. Big candy bar, photographed from a curiously unflattering angle.
Famous National Lampoon fake ad, combining floating VW Beetle and Ted Kennedy Chappaquiddick incident: "If Ted Kennedy drove a Volkswagen, he'd be President today."
Looking north at downtown Seattle in the distance, with several layers of possibly threatening clouds overhead.
Young tuxedo cat lurks in a green onion and cilantro jungle.
A drawing of a sheep, underneath a box. Taken from "The Little Prince" by Antoine de Saint-Exupery.
Stuar Smalley, staring into mirror with his daily affirmation- “I’m good enough, I’m smart enough, and doggone it, people like me.”
Don't speak Italian to the goats.
Oskar, a cross-eyed longhaired Siamese-ish chunk of a cat, blocking the stairs until he can get his tummy rubbed. That is the toll. If the toll isn’t paid, he runs further up the stairs and flops down again.
Oliver, the tuxedo-cat, staring down ominously. He either wants out, or to be fed.
Oliver, stalking the cameraman through a green onion and cilantro jungle.
White placard printed with “Blow Operator For Five Minutes Before Starting Engines.”
Close up of Gritty, the Philadelphia Flyers’ deranged, orange furry mascot, focusing on his orange and black eyes.
Tuxedo cat falling asleep while laying on its back balanced in its servants armpit.
Fat cross eyed cat lounging against stair riser.