Paul Tyreman 〓〓

@drpaulitious.bsky.social

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Kernow. Nag usyans na tegen. Cornishman. Neither use nor ornament. Truth! Justice! Freedom! Reasonably Priced Love! And a Hard-Boiled Egg!

Mostly black cat with white belly and paws, lying on his back, feet up, waiting for belly rubs.
Empty field at Trump's "Great American state Fair".
Golowan Band at Mazey Day in Penzance. It's a sunny day, the band wears white clothes and various types of hat. The visible front row has 5 people playing squeezebox instruments.
Text: "I've completed the May cycle challenge. MND Association. May Cycle challenge."
Littl5black cat with a white neck lying asleep on his side next to a human leg clad in jeans. There is a bouzouki fretboard visible in the background.
10 year old (at least) cartoon by Lunchbreath. It is presented in the form of a mind map and titled "Behold the awesome science of mindmapping an instructionalicious guide." Various parts of the typical mind map crowded layout read There's no such thing as a bad idea! Emphasize everything! Disregard hierarchy completely! Create Random Acronyms Pointlessly Colors = creativity Drop shadows -> why not? Empty space? Draw a brain. (There is a drawing of a brain between these) or a diagram (there is a two-part Venn diagram with no labels other than A and B) Write something big and conceptual in the middle (this is in the middle) Turn it into a process! Out of ideas? Draw pictures & symbols Trademark a (TM) proprietary name for your unique mindmapping protocol! Mine is called "Brainkrumping" Misconstrue word association for meaningful content Present final map to client as a deliverable: Job well done! There are plenty of curly arrows linking bits randomly.
À black cat with white paws and a white chest patch. He is three years old. His name is Merry. He is squeezed in between the arm of a char and the human with whom he shares the chair.
End of a Bluesky post about social media behaviour. The post ends "interested to hear everyone's thoughts." At the end of the dateline is the message "Replies disabled."
Airline fare selection showing basic fare of 94 with 30 fee for cabin bag, and regular fare of 144 which includes the cabing bag and what they call "free seat selection"
Screenshot showing results of a search on Bluesky for "Andy burnham". Has three results one is Mayor Greater Manchester account, one a man called Andy Burnham but not that one, and one a man called Andy Slade.
A shopping list that reads, "Tuna Jam Salad"
Tuxedo cat (his name is Merry) lying on top of his climbing thing, looking out of the window. Kath gwynn ha du (Merry y hanow) a'y wrowedh war y dra krambla, ow mires der an fenester.
À black cat laid on a purple bean bag. He has white bits underneath but you can't see them. His name is Merry.
A church door, near the top of the granite arch is a carved lamb and flag symbol.
Two books about carols. Hark! The Glad Sound Of Cornish Carol's by Hilary Coleman and Sally Burley, and Christmas Carols From Village Green To Church Choir by Andrew Grant.
Looking out of the window to a blue sky with high cloud. The name Flatties can be seen on the glass, in reverse.
À wooden base, on which are mounted a stack of what appear to be discs of temwo metals, with wet paper squares between paired discs, i.e. the sequence is metal 1-metal 2-wet paper....
Kath "tuxedo" pur deg, henwys Merry. A lovely tuxedo cat called Merry.
A sleeping black and white cat. His name is Merry.
Text of a Bluesky post. "Do you think if that voting in the FIFA Peace Prize had gone against Trump they would still have presented it at the ceremony?"
Lego tuxedo cat on a shelf. At the back of the shelf below, a plastic Homer Simpson head peeps over a Rubik's cube box with Chinese writing on it.
Rubik cube with first two layars complete
CD case of "A Midwinter's Night" by Jackie Oates and John Piers. Cover illustration is of Holly leaves and berries with Robins among them.
Picture of some lovely vintage railings that have had their supports broken. It was done by a reversing lorry.
Teaser for a YouTube video. Text reads "7/9-2/3 Answer is not 5/6. 99% f... For you: Fast and Easy Maths !"
Text. "Tomorrow I am starting canvassing in the Penzance Promenade ward. If there are any willing volunteers out there who can spare some time to help I would be so grateful. Message me if keen, weather looking good."
Text. A letter to Private Eye headed "Bald Action. It reads: Sir, thank you for winning a bet I had on how you would depict the people taking part in flying the flags (cartoon, p7, Eye 1657). Yep, true to YOUR colours (red) they are all skinhead thugs. Pray tell how you would depict the folks who fly the pride flags and the Palestinian flags that have been flapping around our lampposts for over a year with no comment from the left-wing media.
A cat, Merry his name, he is black with white paws showing, lying on a sofa, peeking around the arm of the sofa with one eye.
Guardian headline. Read: Deputy leadership - Race to find successor will re-expose party's divisions.
Book cover. "How Mumbo Jumbo conquered the World: A Short History of Modern Delusions" by Francis Wheen.
Text: Hey. A vegan, a craft beer guy and an e-bike enthusiast walk into a bar. How do you know who they are? It’s that one dude sitting all by himself.
Guardian headline: "Have hot British men, Charli xcx and bonkers slang made Britannia cool again?"
Text: "I love looking out at the bay blue but what that big brown patch down ny the beach at long rock" [sic]
Picture of part of a page of the Guardian newspaper journal section, showing a caption under the political cartoon which pointlessly explains what the cartoon is about.
A mostly black cat with white paws and chest patch sitting on a lap.
Two adjacent Bluesky posts. First quote-posts a picture of a giant Trump banner and comment "I real thought the Trump's face on giant banners phase of our North Koreanization wouldn't hit until his military parade." Second is a quotation from Moby Dick: "We are all somehow dreadfully cracked about the head, and sadly need mending."
Guardian headline: "Starmer'completely rejusts' suggestion he echoed Enoch Powell in immigration speech, No 10 says"
Text: "The Black Country is the home of metal working. Welding is on the shortage occupations list. About time it came off, we stopped importing welders and trained local people instead. So glad to see this line in the briefing of the immigration white paper in the Tel." Then a quote from a newspaper article: "Existing workforce will also be required to train for roles often taken by workers on foreign visas."
Google "AI overview" of a daft phrase interpreted as a real English idiom. It begins: "The saying 'You can' t sink a ship with a hedgehog'emphasises that minor irritations or obstacles are jot enough to destroy a larger, more resilient system or project. The hedgehog, being a small creature,..."
Lack kitten with some white patches lying on his back on a chair, his front legs resting on a human's jeans, he is staring at the camera.
Two pairs of legs stretched out from a chair. On the right a person's legs, on the left their cat's hind legs in the same arrangement.
Two pairs of legs stretched out from a chair. On the right a person's legs, on the left their cat's hind legs in the same arrangement.
Anonymised picture of two Bluesky posts, one expressing the sentiment that anyone can be a Brummie, the other that anyone can be Scottish. Both were made in response to Suella Braverman's idiotic ramblings about how many generations of English ancestors you need to be really English.
Front view of a sleepy white and tabby kitten, just over a year old. His name was Pippin.
Sign at Brussels tram stop showing the name "Araucaria".
Screenshot détail from Google Maps, with "Gulf of Mexico (Gulf of America)" stupidly written in the Gulf Of Mexico.
Close up of the face of a tuxedo cat
Close up of face of a young tuxedo cat with white whiskers. His name is Merry.
Close up of the face of a black cat with white chest markings and white whiskers.
View of half the pitch and seats, players of West Ham United and Crystal Palace on the pitch ready for kick off, the London Stadium, 18 Jan 2025
Screenshot of a Bluesky post: "I'm sceptical when someone says they "need a car." Most times, the truth is they took decisions over the years that now make having a car necessary. They organised their life around car ownership. They say they "need a car" as if it was inevitable, ignoring their role in making it inevitable."
5-6 year old boy pictured in mid-late 1960s wearing a "Thunderbirds" outfit.
Black cat (Called Merry) with white paws and patch on chest, reaching up to a decorated Christmas tree. Someone has drawn in the photo a santa hat on his head.
Black cat with white chest patch (and white paws out of isght under him) loafing on a rug. His mmname is Merry.
Sign about coffee outside a restaurant in Penzance. It reads "Hand roasted in Cornwall."
Fallen tree blocking Creeping Lane in Newlyn. Effect of storm Darragh.
Supermarket fridge well-stocked with packs of butter. Facebook user's caption is "Not a soul in Britain is touching Arla's Christmas Lurpak."