dr. Marcel Piss 🥜

@drpiss.bsky.social

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James Fallon, the Irish American late night talk show host with a laugh that harms
An OK symbol made with a hand, upside down, on the hand owner’s thigh, aka The Circle Game
Burger King logo with “I DRANK ALL THE SINK SOUP” in between two burger buns With the word “bad” repeating in tiny letters underneath
Good ol Hildog and the Kainmeister at a rally for her doomed presidential campaign where she famously said her catchphrase “pokemon go to the polls” and we loved her for it didn’t we folks
Jockey riding a brown horse on a track. NBC headline says “Silent Tactic is out of the Kentucky Derby because of a foot injury, trainer says”
Willem dafoe looking up with distress
Residential bathroom with a huge wooden log sticking like four feet up out of the toilet. Text says: (slow heavy metal music playing)
YouTube still of a piss stream being shot down onto some cars from a second story window. Title of the YouTube video is “look out here comes my piss lol (REUPLOAD)”
Fucked up mr krabs sculpture in a dumpster with text that says “SpongeBob me boi I’m geekin”
Plastic jar of Great Value brand grated Parmesan cheese
Meme parodying porn banner ads. Girl playing recorder. Text to the side says: MY HUSBAND IS DEAD I don't want to remarry. I just want to HOO HEE HEE SEE MY RECORDER CLICK HERE
Thumb shaped ham colored white guy looking down at his phone, the viewer, with a Snapchat text over the image that says “I showed you my penis please respond”
Rough hand-carved wooden spoon
Stock photo of a guy midway through taking off his shirt, head and arms covered
Joe Rogan animorphing into a horse
Peppa pig using a cordless phone
Mr incredible and the dad from Coraline both on computers looking haggard as hell
Old gaming screenshot of Godzilla and a text box with a woman saying “Go ahead and destroy the financial district, Iran. Make the people happy.”
CNN market graphic that usually says Extreme Fear is driving the US market but Extreme Fear is replaced by “a bunch of gullible idiots and one big pedo dipshit”
Baby wearing adult shoes and adult hat
Funny you say works of Satan because I'd been loving the interpretation of Ahab as Satan himself hunting God. Melville toyed with it when the guy who changes Ahab's linens claimed they were often untouched in the morning but when slept in were hot to the touch. Plus the shady crew members that none of the other crew know who suddenly appear and row Ahab's boat during the first hunt. Summoned lesser demons, I thought. He is such a miserable glass-chewer that it becomes comical, notably when he hucks his pipe overboard because he's so angry all the time that he can't even enjoy things anymore
Kid with veins popping out of his forehead, seething with rage
Old farmer standing in the middle of a wheat field with text underneath that says “Storm’s a’brewin’.”
CRACKER 🫵
Glowing orange molten glass dripping from a metal rod during the glassblowing process
3D rendering of Thanos naked with a huge uncut penis
Death screen from the video game Cruelty Squad. Red contoured figure with wide eyes and energy spouting from the top of its head. Green text overlays the image that says: DIVINE LIGHT SEVERED YOU ARE A FLESH AUTOMATON ANIMATED BY NEUROTRANSMITTERS
Picture of a bunch of yellow bananas with a Google summary that says the following: Gros Michel Plant Source: South Eden Nursery Gros Michel, or "Big Mike," is a historic banana cultivar that was the world's main export banana until the 1950s, when Panama disease wiped out commercial production, leading to its replacement by the Cavendish. Known for its sweet, creamy flavor and thick skin, it's now a rare, heirloom variety grown by small farmers and hobbyists, not typically found in supermarkets.
Illustration of a fish smoking a cigar whilst wearing a yellow hat and holding a cane. There is indecipherable French writing below the fish. Above and to the right of the fish it says “1er Avril”
Bald with a patchy beard wojak looking disappointed and wearing a big ribbon that says “Fell for it again award”
Stock photo of a white guy dressed like a cowboy pointing a six-gun at the viewer. Cowboy outdoor looks like it was thrifted from a goodwill with the barest idea of what a cowboy is supposed to look like.
Cheugy sticker that says “you can’t scare me. I saw my family ripped apart by badgers” The “You can’t scare me” is written in a cutest typeface.
Three panel cartoon First panel: ape in a zoo is painting abstract shapes on a canvas Second panel: zoo visitors say “Aww, that’s cute.” The ape is within earshot. Third panel: ape is sitting in his art studio filled with abstract paintings and a large banana sculpture. The ape is depressed, sitting at his art desk, head in hands, with a cigarette and a lowball glass of whiskey.
Sim City advisor text box, guy with glasses and a mustache grinning Text says “Haha ha hah ha ha ha ah hahahahh god damn dude”
Picture of Ai generated woman’s feet inside a solider’s helmet
Bald guy from the nba saying GET READY TO LEARN CHINESE BUDDY
Twin peaks opening with text that just says AAAAAAHHHHHHH
A rough wooden spoon and a whittling knife
Two ceramic pots. Left one is blue with red drips, classic tapered bottom with symmetrical handles on each side. Right pot is large and round with slight taper towards bottom.
Chinese woman leaning way back yet casually cooking with a wok outside
Mads Mikkelson in a suit with his arms down but palms facing the viewer Text overlaying him says “i am no longer mentally ill”
Streamer guy in white shirt with long black hair and beard
Several stacks of watercolor paper layered to reveal pieces below through worn and ripped areas. Entire pages covered in shades of red to mimic bruised and ripped meat
Mr Boss from Smiling Friends. An older white guy with a bad haircut and wrinkled skin
Abstract watercolor painting of red and white blobs outlined in blue on top of a yellow background. The red and white shapes look kinda meaty
Lamb and lentil stew A cast iron pot filled nearly to the brim with browned meat, green vegetables, bright orange carrots, and unidentified golden vegetables (potatoes?). Green herbs float on top of the thick liquid. It looks heavenly and succulent
Fancy 80s text that says Mayor Pete Fucking Sucks
A bunch of rolypoly bugs and house centipedes. Text says “If you’re cold, they’re cold. Put them in your mouth”
Old-ish fat Caucasian dude in a froofy crimson outfit circa the 1700s or earlier. Town crier type, with a handbell, yelling
Big ass boar with the words “Crank me” superimposed over it
Smug-looking fat Caucasian blonde Christmas elf as an author portrait. The text below reads Mr. “Sprinkly Cookiebuttons is an elf at Santa's Workshop in the North Pole and a senior consultant at the McKinsey Global Institute.”
White guy grilling meme with text: THERE ARE PEDOPHILES IN THE UPPER ECHELONS OF AMERICAN GOVERNMENT? I JUST WANT TO GRILL FOR GOD'S SAKE!