DrRelling

@drrelling.dev

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A nerd of many varieties; primarily coding, whittling and tabletop role-playing. Married to @emilyjaneart.bsky.social, who also made my awesome logo and avatar. Like my weird little carvings? Find my Etsy shop here: https://drrelling.etsy.com.

The Taskmaster seal but with the TM replaced with BT
A ginger and white crochet cat toy balanced on a bannister, side view.
A crochet white and ginger cat with no legs yet, it's still a work in progress. Behind that is a tonne of junk on my desk but don't worry about that, it's not relevant to the joke
An orange crochet ball with a very confused cat face on it
Someone holding up a chart of skin colours with "OKAY" written next to the lighter tones and "NOT OKAY" written next to the darker tones.
A red wooden teapot with a yellow rim and white spots. There are two wooden pins next to it; one painted yellow, the other plain wood. Next to them is a yellow handle, and in the background is a dish of wood shavings with a knife on top.
A Calico cat lying on top of a bag attacking the yarn I'm trying to crochet with
A dotted notebook page covered in pencil diagrams and notes, some of which are vertical.
A close up of my hand holding a large brown cockchafer beetle
A chess board set up for a game with hand carved pieces.
A carving of an old man with a long beard in a robe, stained a dark brown
A small cross stitch sampler with a heart and the number 135 in the trans flag colours.
My hand holding a whittled knight with a sword and shield, with the wood grain very visible.
Two whittled king figures with long beards, pauldrons and sashes in front of a shelf of old books.
A Claude window with the caption "What's up next, His Holiness, Nigel the Majestic?"
A carved king with a long beard, a stern expression, a big nose and full armour.
A carved wooden owl on top of a leather bound Latin dictionary
Two faceless whittled ladies in gowns with crowns and braided hair.
A screenshot of an error page saying "there was an unexpected issue in the application"
Four carved hooded figures with long beards, belted robes and staves.
A carved druid with a tiny arm holding a staff.
Four carved wooden castle towers on a shelf of old books.
Sixteen carved knights on top of a dresser, next to a bunch of carved dragons.
A poster of an old TV with a movie title card for "The Horror at Millstone Falls", with a trifold leaflet saying "Welcome to Millstone Falls Amusement Park"
Four carved dragon heads on a shelf in front of a lot of old books.
A carved dragon head, seen from the left.
A row of five whittled monsters, with a variety of colours, shapes and eyes.
Wooden blocks arranged in a grid on a white surface. Eight of them have been carved into knights (pawns), two have been carved into old men with staves (bishops) and two have been carved into castle towers (rooks)
Lines and rows of wooden blocks for all the pieces of a chess set, with some already carved into the pieces.
A wooden carving of a knight with a sword and shield, with a castle tower, a wizard and two more knights in the background.
A carving of an old man in a robe with a beard and a long staff. Behind him are two smaller carved knights and a castle tower.
Two wooden knights with swords and shields, next to an uncarved block. The one on the right is fractionally taller than the one on the left.
A toy plastic sesame street violin
A carved wooden rook chess piece next to my carving knife and various debris on my desk
A screenshot of DuckDuckGo search results. The first two are obituaries for Trevor Lock, the policeman involved in the Iranian embassy siege. The third is a Search Assist panel claiming that Trevor Lock is an English comedian who's still alive. Which might be true, to be fair, but rather misses the point.
A very grumpy looking carving of an old man in a tattered robe with long sleeves and a ragged beard.
A small carving of a man in a long robe with what looks like a huge smiling mouth. Three tiny pencil marks look like eyes and a nose.
A wooden knight with a sword, a shield and a helmet, seen from the front.
A screenshot of a survey asking why I'm switching back to Google Assistant. The text box simply says "slop".
A screenshot of an email saying "Meet Gemini, your new AI assistant".
A tiny wooden tank with the barrel raised, the hatch open and an aerial on the back, painted in pink and green (side view of turret).
An old fashioned tank carved out of wood and painted yellow with dark blue blotches and metallic treads.
A tiny green wooden tank with silver treads on a bookshelf, side view.
The character of Butt Goblin (a goblin with a really big butt) sitting on a shelf next to several other carvings looking contented.
A tiny wooden sword with a black and silver blade, a red fuller, a brown grip and a red and black pommel, resting on a creepy altar.
A tiny carved wooden sword, on top of a closed pocket knife, which is in turn on top of a little dish of wood shavings.
A whittled tomte gnome with a Viking helmet and double-headed axe. He's sitting on a wooden box with old books in the background.
A black wooden pawn-like shape.
A video of my hand holding a small pawn with a black cloak, a grey body and a natural wood face. I'm slowly turning the piece around to show all the sides.
A skein of grey-purple wool on my lap, with some stitches on a steel knitting needle.
A pair of wooden necklaces made from two halves of a heart. The left one has the initial A on it, and the right has the initial M.
Two wooden doors, about an inch and a half tall and an inch wide. Both have stone pillars on either side and a wooden beam at the top of the frame. One door has a diamond shaped window, the other has an eye in the top of the frame.
A carving of a black bat with a pig nose and a brown tummy on a small base
An eBay listing of the TIME magazine "person of the year" edition, featuring Elon Musk.
Three whittled barrels, with two standing upright and a third on its side.
A very small whittled tomte gnome with a black beard. The hat is purple and carved to look floppy, with a gold tassel coming from the middle.
A collection of whittled scenery: two barrels, a fallen pillar covered in green mold, a bloodstained altar with a bronze d20 dice on top, a bookcase, a stack of crates and in the background, a pile of rubble. Two goblins stand in the centre of the picture looking at the altar.
A tiny whittled barrel next to a tiny bookcase. The books are various colours with embellishments and titles scribbled on in gold lines. In the middle of the centre shelf is a tiny dark blue bottle with a cork.
A frying pan with four sandwich crusts fried to a golden brush colour.
A carving of a large sword stuck into a cracked stone.