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@drspam.bsky.social

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pixel miner at a cartoon factory. opinions my own. he/him

a text thread reads as follows: person 1: “ham acquired!” person 2: “it's literally impossible for a better sentence to be uttered” person 1: “2lbs of ham acquired!”
on a website where humans respond to AI-style prompts, i asked for an image by saying “show me a shoe with legs.” the response is a crudely drawn trainer with 9 Ls below it, in a line from heel to toe, creating a kind of centipede shoe creature
bud cort as harold in “harold and maude”, playing a banjo as he walks away from us into the rolling hills of northern california. you can almost hear the cat stevens music.
brown paper peels back to reveal a print of brandon campbell’s “cinemajestic” in a brand new wooden frame. the package sits on a work table, frame samples sit in the background.
a screenshot of the amazon app. the category header is “Your Interests”. the category is empty, so it says “You do not have any Interests yet.” just below that is a button that says “Create a new Interest.” fuck you bezos i got lots of interests!
color photograph by william eggleston. the view from behind of a fair-skinned woman wearing a pink and white checker dress, sitting in a teal green diner booth. she has grey hair in a beehive, and wears a pearl necklace. her head obstructs her dining partner’s face. she’s smoking a cigarette.
a fresh copy of the iron circus comics novel “banned book club” sits on a counter, about to be opened, trembling with anticipation. a mug of weissbeer sits to its left, a worthy companion.
an iphone reminder saying “which roommate’s jacket is this.” i have no roommates and no unaccounted-for jacket pollutes my home. the reminder is over a year old because i can’t bring myself to delete it.
an empty red plastic tub sits on a countertop. behind the tub sits a vase full of sunflowers. the tub is labeled “dirty parts.”
an as-yet unopened copy of the graphic novel “ten earth-shattering blows” sits on a wooden table, surrounded by a snack platter and a stein of beer. promise abounds.