Dungeon Fapper Carl

@drthunderchaps.bsky.social

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NSFW Alt. 🔞 Normal human gay that stans bush. Seattle.

Marcia Brady displaying well-placed skepticism toward her younger sister, Jan, and saying "Sure, Jan"
Looney Bros' Marvin the Martian looking through his ginormous telescope as he plots to blow up the Earth
Brunette with long bouncy hair facing away but turning ever so quickly... so fast... to look over her exposed shoulder at the camera in a Pantene commercial. Her face seems to say I am a cis woman and I use shampoo.
Simu Liu, shirtless and shrugging, in an episode of Kim's Convenience.
A handsome close-up of Murphy Pendleton from Silent Hill downpour
A suited and sunglassed man in a gif asking "is it too much to ask for both?"
Ewan MacGregor hopping around onstage as Curt Wild in Velvet Goldmine, full-frontal, his uncut cock flopping around visibily as he flips a double bird to the audience.
The Owens house from Practical Magic
Me in the bath
My legs crossed in my hammock with the sun shining on them and a little shadow of the tip of something on my thigh?
Me and a hammock showing bush and root.
Ghostly hobbling Hag on dirt road from a viral video
An image showing a shallow open grave with a blank, light-colored tombstone standing at one end. A mound of excavated dirt is piled beside the grave. Overlaying the image in the center are the words: "MAYBE IT WILL HAPPEN IF WE ALL POST HOLE". Above the image, there's a social media post header that reads "Catmin's Anticapitalist Treehou..." with a profile picture featuring a non-binary flag and two cartoon animals, and the text "Just brainstorming".
Right after the OP posted a photo of him in watermelon pattern briefs, a post follows in my timeline by a user named watermelon shorts that I also follow.
A protest scene featuring two individuals with signs. On the left, a person in a rainbow-colored outfit (tutu, lei, socks) holds a sign that reads: "Statistically more likely to be a sex predator more than anyone here," with an arrow pointing to the right. On the right, a person in a blue shirt stands next to a large sign that states: "PRIDE GOES BEFORE DESTRUCTION AND A HAUGHTY SPIRIT BEFORE A FALL. PROVERBS 16:18 ABOLITIONISTSRISING.COM." The background shows brick buildings and green foliage.
This is a photo of a Halloween prop, specifically a "Crone Witch" figure with a price tag of $499.99. The witch has a wrinkled, pale face with hollow eyes, a pointed hat, and long, gray hair. She is wearing a tattered gray outfit and has a collection of bones hanging around her neck. The prop is displayed in a shop or store setting.