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Pansexual wife guy. He/him, not actually a doctor. I'm like 30 or 40 years old or something idk. If you know me in real life, no you don't get out of here

Album cover of "Songwriter" by Johnny Cash
MTG card "Sauron, Lord of the Rings"
Jadzia Dax, a Trill alien from Star Trek Deep Space 9, in a swimsuit. She is otherwise a humanoid pale skinned femme but has like, two lines of leopard spots - down each side of the neck, and then along the outside of the leg. I am very happy that they included this episode, and you can tell the actor was having a blast.
Achewood comic strip. Transcription from OhNoRobot.com [[Ray, wearing a shirt and tie, pokes his head in as Roast Beef, also in a shirt and tie, types on a computer.]] <<CLICK CLICK>> Ray: Roast Beef! That lady don't have no underpants on! [[Roast Beef turns around in shock.]] Ray: Why, I didn't even think you liked that kind of stuff! Roast Beef: I...I'm a normal man Roast Beef: I have needs [[Ray puts his hands on his head]] Ray: That just makes me SO mad! SO so mad! Oh my LORD I can't believe how angry I am right now! [[Ray's head begins to move]] <<rrr... RRR...>> [[Ray lifts his head off of his body. Roast Beef is frightened.]] Ray: DO YOU WANT SOME FRITTATA? [[Roast Beef wakes up with a start as Ray enters holding a dish]] Ray: Beef! Wake up! Téodor brought us a delicious-looking frittata! {{Alt-text: It is the angriest a person can be, to do this}}
A screenshot of somebody who was pissy that I blocked them, I forget why, so he blocked me back
Art by Jeff Zapata & Gonzalo Mayo of the Magic the Gathering character "Dakkon Blackblade", a warrior with skulls on his armor and no face apart from glowing red eyes inside the shadows of his helm, sitting beneath a tree with a castle in the background. There are, for some reason, fairies and mushrooms around him.
Magic the Gathering card "Calix, Destiny's Hand". Text reads: Calix, Destiny's Hand {2}{G}{W} Legendary Planeswalker — Calix +1: Look at the top four cards of your library. You may reveal an enchantment card from among them and put that card into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order. −3: Exile target creature or enchantment you don’t control until target enchantment you control leaves the battlefield. −7: Return all enchantment cards from your graveyard to the battlefield. Loyalty: 4 Illustrated by Magali Villeneuve
Magic the Gathering card with awesome art by Magali Villeneuve. Art depicts (and stay with me here) a jackal zombie fire wizard, covered in blue metal armor even over its ears, with red flames flickering everywhere and blue flames in its claws. The Egyptian-inspired plane of Amonkhet is shadowed in the background. Text: Wildfire Eternal {3}{R} Creature — Zombie Jackal Cleric Afflict 4 (Whenever this creature becomes blocked, defending player loses 4 life.) Whenever Wildfire Eternal attacks and isn’t blocked, you may cast an instant or sorcery spell from your hand without paying its mana cost. 1/4 Illustrated by Magali Villeneuve
Meme of Leonardo DiCaprio pointing, from Once Upon a Time in Hollywood.
Magic the Gathering card with art by GodMachine of a black-winged angel crawling through skulls and viscera, with Norse woodwork as a border. Text: Firja, Judge of Valor {2}{W}{B}{B} Legendary Creature — Angel Cleric Flying, lifelink Whenever you cast your second spell each turn, look at the top three cards of your library. Put one of them into your hand and the rest into your graveyard. 2/4 Illustrated by GodMachine
Magic the Gathering card "Henry Wu, InGen Geneticist" Text: Henry Wu, InGen Geneticist {B}{G}{U} Legendary Creature — Human Scientist Henry Wu, InGen Geneticist and other Human creatures you control have exploit. (When a creature with exploit enters, you may sacrifice a creature.) Whenever a creature you control exploits a non-Human creature, draw a card. If the exploited creature had power 3 or greater, create a Treasure token. 1/4 Illustrated by Justin Cornell
Grilka, a Klingon, staring
Screenshot of our comments, we said the same thing but I spent 33 seconds too long and was pipped at the post. Pain :(
Magic the Gathering card called Dingus Staff. The art is by the immortal Richard Kane Ferguson and I'm gonna be honest with you, I don't know what the hell is going on in it, sorry. It's fucking, it's all over the place. The text reads: "Dingus Staff {4} Artifact Whenever a creature dies, Dingus Staff deals 2 damage to that creature’s controller. “A sharp conscience is the weapon of the soul.” —Hanna, Weatherlight navigator Illustrated by Richard Kane Ferguson"
Gif of wrestler Kairi Hojo (currently in WWE as Kairi Sane) doing a flying elbow off the top rope - her pose of which looks very similar to the art in the quoted MTG art.
Thumbnail of a suggestion for "The Comeback: 2004 Boston Red Sox" on Netflix. But the baseball footage itself is of a catcher attacking another playing and seemingly trying to gouge his eyes out.
Magic the Gathering card, with art by Ryan Pancoast, of an evil cunty elf queen standing on her castle balcony with a goblet of wine. Her crown has the black veil of a widow over it, but beneath it she is smirking and looking down her nose at everyone. Her dark purple gown is accented with a gold armor tightwaist corset and gold pauldrons, with gold chains connecting her earrings to noserings. I have a massive crush on her, even though I accept it would end badly. Text: Ayara, First of Locthwain {B}{B}{B} Legendary Creature — Elf Noble Whenever Ayara, First of Locthwain or another black creature you control enters, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life. {T}, Sacrifice another black creature: Draw a card. Mourning shifts seamlessly to celebration as she chooses her next suitor. 2/3 Illustrated by Ryan Pancoast
A Magic the Gathering card with art (by Carl Critchlow) of a Japanese mythical beast called a "kirin" that in this interpretation is somewhere between a giraffe, a horse, and an elk. It is floating in a curled position in dark clouds, with flaming lanterns floating around it. Its long almost reptilian tail is curled up under it, it has a single antler, long grey hair like a person, Godzilla-esque spines along its back, horse hooves, visible ribs under its skin, and it has deathly pale yellow eyes. The text reads: "Infernal Kirin {2}{B}{B} Legendary Creature — Kirin Spirit Flying Whenever you cast a Spirit or Arcane spell, target player reveals their hand and discards all cards with that spell’s mana value. The kirin bellowed—an echoing, twisted parody of its once-inspirational call. 3/3"
Magic the Gathering card. Sick art by Svetlin Velinov, of a burning steel red and black dragon with like, flaming red exhaust ports. Imagine if a dragon was a Mad Max vehicle. It's shooting blue fire onto a bunch of helpless Phyrexian invaders, just wrecking their shit. It's very cool. The text reads: Chiss-Goria, Forge Tyrant {6}{R}{R}{R} Legendary Creature — Dragon Affinity for artifacts (This spell costs {1} less to cast for each artifact you control.) Flying, haste Whenever Chiss-Goria, Forge Tyrant attacks, exile the top five cards of your library. You may cast an artifact spell from among them this turn. If you do, it has affinity for artifacts. 5/4 Illustrated by Svetlin Velinov
The Achewood comic strip by Chris Onstad. A depressed cat has stolen his friend's old-timey rocket ship. The following is a transcription of the comic from OhNoRobot.com [[Extreme long shot of Pat's rocket ship as it flies into the air over mountains.]] Roast Beef (voice-over): Man this is actually a pretty decent rocket ship Pat made Wow are those Altoids [[Close-up on Beef's face, looking through the rocket ship's porthole at the Earth, visible at lower right.]] Roast Beef: So long dang old Earth [[Extreme long shot of the rocket ship approaching the Moon]] Roast Beef (voice-over): Wow man That must be the dang moon [[Extreme long shot of the rocket ship diving towards the Moon's surface]] Roast Beef: Here I come dogg <<R-R-R-ING!>> Roast Beef: Aww nuts man Pat's cell phone is in here [[Extreme long shot of the rocket, still descending]] Roast Beef (voice-over): Hello Pat (voice-over): Roast Beef, this is Pat. I am very angry with you right now. This is because you stole my spaceship. {{When Pat speaks over the phone his speech bubbles have pointed rather than rounded corners and a zig-zag rather than curved tail.}} [[Long shot of the rocket, angled downwards out of the panel.]] Roast Beef (voice-over): Man Pat you don't gotta talk to me like they teach you in that class for people with too much anger Roast Beef: Oh hold on for a second would you please Roast Beef: I am about to land on the moon and must concentrate {{Alt text: check in from ground control}} {{Archive title: Approaching Moon}}
Miles O'Brien and Julian Bashir from DS9, in WW2 British fighter pilot costumes after having just reenacted the Battle of Britain.
The meme of "Heartbreaking: Worst person you know made a great point" but point is scribbled out and replaced with "suggestion and it would be funny if they did it, eat each other alive haha go for it"
Screenshot of what I see - Corey responding to a box saying "Blocked" because whatever dweeb it is I blocked them and will never know lol
Google result for "salt pork substitute kosher" with an AI result suggesting "thick cut or slab bacon"
The Magic the Gathering card "Goblin Outlander", with art by Trevor Claxton of a slavering sharp toothed goblin from the monstrous shard of Grixis, with a hatchet and skull necklace, walking through an ancient rainforest and squinting into the sun, a thing it had never seen before. Overgrown ruins of castles of the shard of Naya are in the background. It's the Conflux, when all the shards of the plane of Alara have been forced together, and the terrifying and natural alike now have to cohabit. The card reads: "Goblin Outlander {B}{R} Creature — Goblin Scout Protection from white Egbol stared in wonder at Naya’s landscape. So much to eat. So much to steal. 2/2 Illustrated by Trevor Claxton"
A Magic the Gathering battlefield with the previously played Storm Herd having created 17 1/1 flying Pegasus tokens, with the commander being Dakkon Blackblade with 11/11 power/toughness. And finally, sadly, two copies of Dragon Throne of Tarkir - which crucially says "Equipped creature has defender and '2, tap: other creatures you control gain trample and her +X/+X until end of turn, where X is this creature's power". But importantly, the version I have actually sleeved up in the deck is in German, and is called "Drachenthron von Tarkir" and I bloody forgot what it does, so I lost :(
Andrew Dice Clay, a terrible comedian, with a big plastic looking leather jacket and shitty sunglasses and a big ass gold chain around his neck, popping his collar with his be-gloved hands
Tim Curry from Red Alert yelling "SPACE!" He is covered in USSR military medals and dressed as a Soviet general.
Zoom in on Starscream's leg, propped on the cubes of Energon, to show that he has cunty high heels.
Steve Buscemi meme with the skateboard and backwards hat in a high school, but "kids" is scribbled out and haphazardly replaced, so now the meme says "How do you do, fellow NORMIES"
Stylized art by Sonny Ross, showing a brown-haired person punching the shit out of a blonde Nazi, while a dark-skinned femme pulls the Nazi dork's pants down from behind. He has white boxers with love hearts on them, and he looks like a real geek. Good.
Two Magic the Gathering cards, both dogs but one that is also a jackal, and below a picture of my brown and tan kelpie named Red, tongue out and smiling. Next to them all is that meme of Pam from the Office saying "they're the same picture"
A Magic: the Gathering card with art (by Dominik Mayer) of a pale woman called a Kor, summoning swords and rocks and stuff from the ground out of molten rock, with the sun behind her and her eyes glowing and arms outstretched, white hair flowing with the energy. The card is from the set called March of the Machine: Aftermath. The text of the card says: "Nahiri, Forged in Fury {4}{R}{W} Legendary Creature — Kor Artificer Affinity for Equipment (This spell costs {1} less to cast for each Equipment you control.) Whenever an equipped creature you control attacks, exile the top card of your library. You may play that card this turn. You may cast Equipment spells this way without paying their mana costs. 5/4"