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photo of donald trump eating a taco bowl, this was a Cinco de Mayo post when he was running for president i think, idk, time doesnt exist anymore.
screenshot of google showing that Fri, Jul 10 is National French Fries Day
super closeup of the original pic in the post, showing a fucked up decrepit winking owl i think?? it’s incredibly cursed, i would not want to talk to it
handheld stainless steel wire cheese slicer, one of my favorite kitchen implements
screengrab of young tarzan from Disney’s Tarzan (1999), he’s a lil white boy with dreadlocks, he smirks as his locs blow in the tropical wind
screenshot of apple music page for the band Slaughter Beach, Dog with “slaughter” covered up, this is a very specific dumb joke
that meme of 4 white dudes in the mid 00’s on a dimly lit couch looking at something out of frame and reacting excitedly
a photo of a gorgeous longhaired borzoi with white and golden-red fur in a lush green meadow. incredibly long legs, long snoot, long body, long neck, just a precious precious boy
stock image of a vaguely european white woman with auburn-brown hair dressed in early 2000s fashion — black choker, pastel green henly tank top, hip hugger jeans. she is doing a sassy pose in front of a huge, glistening image of a dill pickle wearing a huge golden chain. the phrase “Pickle Princess” is superimposed in a vaguely cursive font. “Pickle” is in letters of green glitter
compressed image of a wide-eyed tabby kitten standing on his hind paws making a face like 🥺 — the image is captioned in impact meme font: “Thursday Oh I get it now! The days repeat each week”
screenshot of uncle rico from napoleon dynamite edited with a speech bubble to make it look like he’s saying the quoted post
screenshot of the costar horoscope app, giving her daily “At a glance” summary: Your anger is a small child whose opinions and feelings weren’t validated. her options for DO and DONT are nonsensical, it doesn’t even warrant putting them in the alt text. i don’t know when it started, but AI-assisted content is surely contributing to the nonsense
compressed image of a wide-eyed tabby kitten standing on his hind paws making a face like 🥺 — the image is captioned in impact meme font: THURSDAY. OH I GET IT NOW! THE DAYS REPEAT EACH WEEK
selfie of drucifer, known and beloved on the internet as Big Naturals Luigi, with a black and white filter applied. they are reclining on a hotel bed. their dark hair is fanned out, and they’re doing a little pose with their hand behind their ear. they are gazing out of frame left with a stupid lil smirk. you can’t tell because the photo is black and white, but the ring on their left hand is turquoise
edited image of Biden’s inauguration, with that pepe-faced mouse that was popular a few years ago, MS Paint edited to be wearing a blazer and sky blue tie. the chyron has been edited to say “UHM, CHEESED TO LEAD YOU?”
julianne moore as Maude Lebowski. she is a pale woman with auburn bobbed hair, wearing a baggy olive green velvet tunic. she is laughing at something ridiculous she was just told on a cordless phone
painted illustration of a marsh/swamp from the original Scooby Doo. a crooked, jagged sign stands among sharp grasses and cattails above poisonous green water. the words GO BACK are carved and a skull sits on top. the palette is desaturated, muted, teal, aqua, navy, emerald, olive
screenshot showing that jesse raub has made zero posts about severance, a highly acclaimed psychological drama about how the dehumanization and horror of corporate culture
screenshot showing me unfollowing Bingus.ough.club
production photo from Bill and Ted’s Bogus Journey. four teenagers dressed in late 80s/early 90s fashion stand looking down out of frame. between them is a bald man with pure white skin and black, sunken eyes.
compressed image of a wide-eyed tabby kitten standing on his hind paws making a face like 🥺 — the image is captioned in impact meme font: “Thursday Oh I get it now! The days repeat each week”
production image of the Little Shop of Horrors movie showing Audrey (played by Ellen Greene), a blonde, petite woman in white wedding dress, standing next to the mechanical puppet of the giant carnivorous plant, Audrey II. a speech bubble has been added to made it look like Audrey is saying the quoted post.
brass herald, an artifact creature - golem from Apocalypse. they are a 6 mana 2/2 that has you name a creature type when they enter, then reveals the top 4 cards of your library and puts all creatures of that type into your hand. they are very bad but they have a killer bod. the art is by darren bader, it depicts a tall, statuesque brass automaton standing on a steep hillside. in their hands they hold a broadsword and a bugle made from a spiral horn. refugees/followers are visible on the hillside in the background, following in its wake
art from the legend of zelda: link’s awakening dx game booklet. link is sitting under a tree looking hella sleepy or stoned. he’s wearing a green tunic that goesto mid-thigh, and no visible pants or tights. free-ballin it to save the realm
black and white manga panel of Popuko, an exaggerated chibi schoolgirl, nodding confidently with a :3 expression, saying “AAH, so it’s like that huh. I understand everything now.” a small arrow points to her with the caption “Doesn’t Get It At All”
wallpaper illustration of Asuka from Evangelion. she is a redheaded teenage girl with blue eyes, wearing a tomato-red mechanized jumpsuit. she is looking at the viewer with a vague but palpable contempt, standing atop a skyscraper. art is by Ryoshi
compressed image of a wide-eyed tabby kitten standing on his hind paws making a face like 🥺 — the image is captioned in impact meme font: “Thursday Oh I get it now! The days repeat each week”
Roz from Monsters, Inc., a mucus-colored slug-woman with cateye glasses, red lipstick and burgundy cardigan, glowering slightly off-center towards the viewer. she has the voice of a lifelong smoker, you should read the post in her voice
image of Camel Cash C-Note, a fake dollar bill with Joe Camel dressed as George Washington. there’s a sweet cig hanging from his mouth. the color palette of the Camel Cash looks like the final alternate color for the most annoying Smash Bros character, it’s a sickly green, annoying purple and bright carrot orange
selfie of Billy Ray Cyrus from his iconic “Much to think about” tweet. he is looking down and away from camera pensively, as if deep in thought; from another perspective, his look seems almost haunted. perhaps this man is troubled with the burden of demons too secret and terrible to name. the selfie is of him standing in his enormous stone-paved driveway, with a garage and gate barely visible in the background, flanked by walls of thick hedges
compressed image of a wide-eyed tabby kitten standing on his hind paws making a face like 🥺 — the image is captioned in impact meme font: “Thursday Oh I get it now! The days repeat each week”
costar screenshot of white text on black. “tell your partner what you need, even if it’s not what they want to hear.”
image of timon from the lion king. he’s smirking and gesturing with open palm, as if he’s explaining something condescendingly to the viewer
screenshot of apple music showing the album art of Saputjiji, featuring a polar bear standing on its hind legs in a field of poppies. a helicopter is crashed in the background, and the sky is a yellow haze, somewhere between warm and menacing. the album is, very funnily, categorized as “spoken word” for the genre
compressed image of a wide-eyed tabby kitten standing on his hind paws making a face like 🥺 — the image is captioned in impact meme font: “Thursday Oh I get it now! The days repeat each week”
compressed image of a wide-eyed tabby kitten standing on his hind paws making a face like 🥺 — the image is captioned in impact meme font: “Thursday Oh I get it now! The days repeat each week”
Teen Girl Squad screenshot, showing a fork with a mustache and scarf driving a formula 1 car, with the giant caption TINES!
compressed image of a wide-eyed tabby kitten standing on his hind paws making a face like 🥺 — the image is captioned in impact meme font: “Thursday Oh I get it now! The days repeat each week”
screenshot of my animal crossing island “bratville,” with my mustachioed Villager smiling in the snow next to the flag, which resembles the album art for “brat” by charli xcx (the word Brat in a serif font on fluorescent green background)
baby picture of Drew, beloved on the internet as “big naturals luigi,” wearing a boldly striped rugby shirt, standing amongst a flower bed. their hair is baby blond, they have a weird smile. they’re not looking at the camera cuz the sun is in their eyes
compressed image of a wide-eyed tabby kitten standing on his hind paws making a face like 🥺 — the image is captioned in impact meme font: “Thursday Oh I get it now! The days repeat each week”
google image search of an upholstered white box designed for housing the remains of a small-statured human individual. image is unrelated to original post
same pic of cats cuddling from the original post
selfie of drew, beloved on the internet as Big Naturals Luigi, doing the “tongue between two fingers eatin pussy” gesture with a wink and a smile, in warm light
compressed image of a wide-eyed tabby kitten standing on his hind paws making a face like 🥺 — the image is captioned in impact meme font: “Thursday Oh I get it now! The days repeat each week”
screenshot of Morty’s post, with a “view full thread” button and TeenagePhlebotomy and BastilleMagnolias below joking about invading greenland and peru respectively. the full thread has brits defending Britain’s cultural heritage of theft and oddly juxtaposing it with president trump’s imperial lust for greenland
Ariana Grande and Cynthia Erivo as Glinda and Elphaba from Wicked
picture of my Lorwyn Eclipsed limited deck (minus some of the filler). it is a red-blue elemental deck with lots of synergy. multiple copies of strong cards made the deck much more consistent. cards are 1x Hexing Squelcher 1x brambleback brute 1x flaring cinder 2x eclipsed flamekin 2x showcase frame twinflame travelers 1x hovel hurler 1x omni-changeling 1x stratosoarer 1x run away together 2x tweeze 1x feed the flames 1x unexpected assistance 1x firdoch core
screenshot of a stupid fucking lib handwringing on my post. i said “yeah sorry you should probably just unfollow me, i have zero interest [the thing he was saying]” he then replies “What are you doing to change the circumstances? Specifically please.” do not fucking say this to people
iconic screenshot of king of the hill. principal moss is scolding bobby, sayint “if those kids could read they’d be very upset”
photo of two magic cards: Helga Skittish Seer, featuring an illustration of a frog druid manipulating water droplets, and Keruga The Macrosage, a thicccccc hippo with saber tusks amd a giant stegosaurus tail
box of 6 donuts. roughly half the box is taken up by a GIGANTIC and PERFECT apple fritter, there are also a couple old-fashioned, a red velvet, a crumb, and a raspberry filled.
merriam webster word of the year gif showing “mortifying”
nyt spelling bee game in dark mode. “BADABING” is not a valid word according to the linguistic chauvinists at the NY times
wooden blocks that spell FAMILY rearranged to say YA MILF
scene from Iron Man of Jeff Bridges yelling at a scientist when he can’t replicate the brilliant sleigh-engineering of The Grinch
zoomed in boxart of turbografx bomberman. the blue-bomberperson is looking thicc and curvy
dark mode spelling bee showing that TIDDY is not a valid word
compressed image of a wide-eyed tabby kitten standing on his hind paws making a face like 🥺 — the image is captioned in impact meme font: “Thursday Oh I get it now! The days repeat each week”