Wheezy McWindedpants

@drumtroll.bsky.social

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Single-issue voter: democracy. Big fan of glaciated landscapes. He/him/fuckyounazi

A portrait of Alfred E. Neumann, the fictional mascot of Mad Magazine, famous for his tagline of “What, me worry?”
A portrait of Alfred E. Neuman.
Screencap of Citizen Impeachment’s impeachment tracker showing Congressman Ted Lieu’s face and the following text: Name: Ted Lieu District: CA-36 Vote: Present
Screencap of skeet from Robert Mahon @bedform.org • 5h Base towing capacity 1995: 3,500lbs Base towing capacity 2025: 3,500lbs Bed length 1995: 73 1/2' Bed length 2025: 73 1/2" Bed width 1995: 57 1/8" Bed width 2025: 56 3/8" Robert Mahon @bedform.org • 5h Which is to say for all that extra weight it has gained exactly zero extra utility
A picture of Andrew Mountbatten Windsor, younger brother of Britain’s King Charles, formerly known as Prince Andrew, seen looking dazed and devastated while leaving Aylsham Police Station in a vehicle, on the day he was arrested on suspicion of misconduct in public office, after the U.S. Justice Department released more records tied to the late financier and convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein, in Aylsham, Britain, February 19, 2026. REUTERS/Phil Noble Cropped photo from “UK's former Prince Andrew leaves UK police station - Reuters witness” Reuters Reuters https://apple.news/AbhETDzpgS6O4SQj3wu5Xbw This material may be protected by copyright.
A picture of Andrew Mountbatten Windsor, younger brother of Britain’s King Charles, formerly known as Prince Andrew, seen looking dazed and devastated while leaving Aylsham Police Station in a vehicle, on the day he was arrested on suspicion of misconduct in public office, after the U.S. Justice Department released more records tied to the late financier and convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein, in Aylsham, Britain, February 19, 2026. REUTERS/Phil Noble Cropped photo from “UK's former Prince Andrew leaves UK police station - Reuters witness” Reuters Reuters https://apple.news/AbhETDzpgS6O4SQj3wu5Xbw This material may be protected by copyright.
Scene from Andor between the Ghormon senator and Mon Mothma: “They don’t even bother to lie badly anymore.” “I suppose that’s the final humiliation.”
Pic of Bsky post from Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer‬, September 7, 2025 at 5:37 PM: working on a new unified theory of american reality i'm calling "everyone is twelve now" Pic of Bsky post from Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer‬, September 7, 2025 at 5:51 PM: “I’m strong and I want to have like fifty kids and a farm” of course you do. You’re twelve. “I don’t want to eat vegetables I think steak and French fries is the only meal” hell yeah homie you’re twelve. “Maybe if there’s crime we should just send the army” bless your heart my twelve year old buddy
Washington Post headline: "Rubio promised to betray U.S. informants to get Trump’s El Salvador prison deal" Byline: " Story by John Hudson, Jeremy Roebuck, Samantha Schmidt • 11h • 12 min read"
Picture of one of the “automated weapons systems“ drones from the Star Trek: The Next Generation episode “Arsenal of Freedom” firing a beam, presumably at the away team, in a really bad jungle environment TV set with a not-even-hiding-it’s-a-blue screen in the background. Through the course of the episode, our heroes discover the entire planet’s population was killed by these automated drones during a sales pitch weapons demonstration.
Screenclip of Drudge Report headlines from the center of the page, reading as follows: "ICE Launches 'Operation Midway Blitz' Targeting Chicago... JESUS DEPORTED TO AFRICA... Racially profiling... You look Mexican? The Black Vans Are Coming... Supreme Court Allows... Billionaire oligarchs making millions off roundups..." "You look Mexican? The Black Vans Are Coming..." is circled in red.
Photograph of the 1986 Space Shuttle Challenger disaster: A huge orange fireball in the center with atomized debris flying away from it, a column of the propellant exhaust plume leading into the center of it at the bottom, and two propellant exhaust plumes leading away from it, branching away from each other in a "Y" pattern, the tip of the one on the left is illuminated by the glow of one of the still-burning solid rocket boosters.
Top image: Ghorman senator being arrested and dragged away by stormtroopers. Bottom image: Mon Mothma and her generals, ready to shove ordinance down Palpatine's throat.
Top image: Ghorman senator being arrested and dragged away by stormtroopers. Bottom image: Mon Mothma and her generals, ready to shove ordinance down Palpatine's throat.
A screencap of the top of the Drudge Report, showing a mirrored picture of two Donald Trumps in profile, looking grumpy, and facing away from each other. Below it are the following headlines in all caps: PRESIDENT FOLDS ON TARIFFS YES, NO, YES, NO, YES, NO 'PSYCHODRAMA' STOCKS DOWN SINCE ELECTION DRUDGE REPORT
A painting of victorious Canadian/British troops marching in the foreground while the White House and the rest of Washington D.C. burn down during the War of 1812.
Diagram drawing of humane figure with arm at multiple positions: Straight down at the side "rest," at about 30 degrees "pet dog," at about 50 degrees "pet children," level at 90 degrees "call taxi," upwards at 85 degrees "NAZI" in giant letters, and straight up at 180 degrees "call waiter."
A graph depicting the claim denial rates of multiple medical insurance companies, including United Healthcare at 32% and the industry average at 16%.
A picture of Kino Loy (from the Star Wars show Andor) in his prison jumpsuit looking dejected and dazed as other prisoners escape while he does not because he can't swim.
A bar chart of poll results: Fox News: 13%. CNN: 10%. Local TV: 6%. ABC News: 5%. NBC News: 3%. NPR: 3%. MSNBC: 3%. NYT: 3%. CBS News: 3%. X (Twitter): 2%. Other: 32%. Did not name a main source: 17%.