Bob Beatty

@drunclebob.bsky.social

531 Followers 820 Following

People should be free to pursue their happiness. Flyers, Eagles, Phils, Sixers, Victoire, and still pining for the Beauts. He/him but you'll call me what you will and I'll care accordingly

Mick Jagger looking oddly like a hippy Don Knotts in a white ball cap nattily attired in a dark blue, white collared. dress shirt adorned with tiny white flowers that tie it all together. Really...kudos...he looks great
Philadelphia the 2026 MLB All-Star game
Three books 1983, Villager, Everything Will Swallow You. All by the author Tom Cox who lives in England and has had quite a few cats
Black bear in the Poconos Pennsylvania that just wanted to lay in the soft green grass by the just out of frame fire pit and have beers with us
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Ackos ack ha ha ack
Mike + The Mechanics 1989 tour poster
Jack Benny, exhausted from telling her no, finally accepts the always adorable Spud's presence
Pre red scare dollar bill without in god we trust on it
A pre red scare dollar bill with "in god we trust" notably absent
Me and my first cat Cosmo. A tabby who is stretched contentedly across my shoulders uncovered as I stand in my biege kitchen yakking away to someone out of frame
The comic strip character Cathy looking out a window in a parody of the "sickos" meme with a word bubble exclaiming "ack... ha ha ha... ack!"
Stephen Miller, his face in it's normal twisted mask of misdirected anger, spits all over himself in a blind rage about something that is surely pure fiction
Wearing a green suit and a sad face in front of some party balloons a young Peter Brady realizes no one is coming to the celebration he has thrown for himself
Moonrise in the Pine Barrens. A glowing moon rises above a stand of tall pines at the edge of a mirror like lake
Kelly green t-shirt with a photo of John F Kennedy and DallasSucks written in old Eagles font
White Sox pitcher wearing black shorts
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Kirk leaving Lane Kim's wedding with a sleeping bag and cooler implying he'd spent the evening camped out
Artie Lange, unshaven, overweight, cigarette between hisvlipd, allcaps caption in lower yhird with hs trademark WAAAA from his time on the Howard Stern show
Black Bear lounging in the Pocono Mountains
Jesus super imposed over Colonel Sanders in a KFC that instead reads JFC
An image of trending top 5 bluesky topics in which 4 (WNBA, PWHL FINALS, Olivia Miles, Laura Stacey) are all sports related
A glass of Brixton beer
Dave Brubeck sits at a piano. Text that reads "Sorry, Nerds 5/4 is Dave Brubeck Day" is to his left
Rudy Giuliani's dark brown brain's running down his cheek from a leak near his way to dark right sideburn. A shocked look on his face as he realizes folks can see what his head is full of
Buddy Baker's Dodge Charger Daytona
A crazed eye on orange fur with something orange and bristly
My stripey cat Norton giving me almost more love than I can handle. I feel it still
Randy from Pee Wee's Playhouse
A black cab in London with a "Greetings from New Jersey" tourism ad on it
Citizens Bank Park Philadelphia, Pa.
Citizens Bank Park in Philadelphia Opening Day 2026
GIF of the 16 bit video game Arch Rivals
Cosmo, a tabby cat with a bright white right paw is riding his best buds (an average man who seems to be really interested in telling someone about something or other, you know the type) shoulders. The cat looks content and happy in a way that suggests he may be deaf
Signed photo of Gary "Suitcase" Smith that hangs on the wall at The New Wave Cafe in Philadelphia, Pa.
Ultraman Search Party Communicator Pin
Turquoise and purple paper cup
Jackie Coogan and Florence Henderson in a still from the Brady Bunch. Coogan's character is in a suit wearing a neck brace. He is faking whiplash but Mike Brady's briefcase will fix that
The "Sickos heh heh" meme but it is the famous Kathy cartoon. Her black shirt says "ACKOS" and her word bubble says "ACK ... HA HA HA ... ACK"
A silhouette of Joel and the bots from Mystery Science Theater 3000 pointing at a movie screen as they endure the worst punishment the made ever dished out, Melania The Movie
A piece of Cinnamon Toast Crunch with angry eyebrows looks over the edge of his milk filled cereal bowl and asks "what the cinnamon toast fuck is this?"
Players enter the field through the stands on opening day of the Philadelphia Phillies 2025 season
Alf-Alfa and Spanky proud members of the "He-man WoMan haTeRs cLuB (no gUrlZ allowd)
Goaltender of the Philadelphia Flyers Bernie Parent standing on the ice, his lower body encased in fog during the 1975 Stanley Cup Final in Buffalo
Greg Bovino with a cartoonishly evil smile under a caption saying "this is how they drew men on Ren & Stimpy" ... and the caption is not wrong
A confused man holding a cross
Jesus in a KFC print ad but the letters say JFC
The distorted shadow of an orchid on a wall, a warm golden light compliments the scene
Trump fast asleep in public in four photos with the caption "END WOKENESS!" Written sarcasm red
Photo showing an old car's parking brake pedal, high beam floor switch, and brake pedal
Two cats stare intently at squirrels and birds on a tablet
A bridge in Trenton New Jersey emphatically ends the pork roll/taylor ham debate by declaring "It's Fucking Pork Roll" in festive lights
Marcia Wallace from the Bob Newhart Show, a gorgeous quirky redhead looking both fly and dope on a 70s gameshow with the word DOPE in muted yellow letters in a yellow rectangle in a style familiar to gameshows of the day
Black cat snuggles peacefully
The Cover of James Thurber's My Life and Hard Times. A white background with a line drawing of an exhausted and exasperated individual in what would seem to be his chair to collapse exhausted into on days that exasperate him.
Sadly clown drowning his sorrows with beer wearing a Cleveland Clowns shirt
Album cover The Cure Pornography
Mike Johnson in an "I don't know!" sweatshirt
Trump stands by, idle and disinterested, as a man's medical emergency takes attention away from him