Drunk Corps Int.

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It's Drunk Corps International but now it's here instead of the bad place

A WWI German soldier looking pretty fuckin rough.
the brothers Gallagher with Diego Maradona
A graph with two lines extending horizontally, with one labeled "intelligence" sharply sloping down, and another labeled "inanity of statements" sharply sloping up. The bottom axis is labeled "human proximity to cat. Below, a stick figure approaches a cat and upon reaching it says "You're a kitty!"
an aerial shot of Stanford Stadium in Palo Alto, CA
The book cover for "The Wretched of the Earth" by Frantz Fanon, with a tweet screenshot reading "sometimes, people are french. and that's not okay"
The book cover for "The Wretched of the Earth" by Frantz Fanon, with a tweet screenshot reading "sometimes, people are french. and that's not okay"
*Souja Boy voice* YUUUUUUUUU
Elijah Moore pretending to pee like a dog in the end zone
the Pope holding a baseball bat and the text "DELETE THIS A.I. SLOP"
Paul Scheer in an ill-fitting gray hoodie
Pope Leo XIV (Robert Francis Prevost) appearing to sing into a microphone amidst several clergy
Luciano Pavarotti riding a Yamaha moped in a resplendent tropical shirt
a mock Burger King logo with RED MEAT between two buns and the tagline "We crave sustenance"
a screenshot of Spotify playing Some Might Say by Oasis
A chart depicting various moods, with "unpleasant to pleasant" on the horizontal axis and "low to high energy" on the vertical, with a pin placed in the top right quadrant labeled "LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOO"
Text from a news article "SOUTH BEND, Ind. -- Notre Dame cornerback Leonard Moore said the Irish are on a "revenge tour" after being excluded from the College Football Playoff last fall, and players..."
a brightly lit car lot from the early 1980s
A parody of a Restore Hair billboard, with a bald man in a before picture and a full-haired Jesus Christ in the after, and the text "Hair Is Risen Indeed"
Screenshot of news article: At Mariners games, you can get your food by the boatload ... literally picture of a model Seattle ferry filled with chicken strips and fries