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old man still thinking abt sylvain fire emblem | they/them | 18+ to follow | https://dryltt3.straw.page/ | https://archiveofourown.org/users/desmodus/works

Sylvain fe3h dialogue box that says You can't spell "omega" without "me"! Sylvain is, of course, winking.
Sylvain rolls his hips, hissing. "Making me do all the work? Some mate you are." "You took some gas station pills the FDA has never even heard of then woke me up in the middle of the night to attend to your boner. I should just pin a note to you and drop you off outside Urgent Care." "When we have perfectly good doctor-patient roleplay at home?"
chapter 15 of the dream thieves graphic novel where orphan girl speaks to ronan in the hallway of his childhood home
all marriage is gay marriage meme edited to read What's your opinion on fat olruggio? As far as I'm concerned all olruggios are fat olruggio
post from zanyfen You can really trust a relationship with someone who hates your guts coz you know they're doing that shit because they have free will and choose to exercise it, like smashing a glass bottle on the floor in a supermarket
tarimoon and diego from fefw
on a string by desmodus summary: "It bothers you," Burakh says. He looks up from whatever he's mending-some kind of heavy burlap, badly woven. "Bothers," Daniil echoes. He can hear the hysterical edge in his own voice. "Burakh, it undoes me." - Daniil and Artemy consider the road ahead; chiefly, whether one exists in the first place.
sylvain mii saying I've been obsessed with an unregistered firearm ever since I was a kid, tee hee.
post from @ ashyaywoohoo a small grey rabbit held in two human hands Rabbit named Molotov cocktail
dietrich in the dancer's costume
saint seiros with hair that darkens to green at the tips
fefw character idk his name yet but his tits are very out
dietrich and esmeralda support convo esmeralda is saying, l have an idea. Once you're done visiting Dagda, let's get your sister to teach us all about baking.
is this a pigeon? meme but featuring the "gauntlets" (gun) from fefw
fefw guy who vaguely resembles sebastian stardew valley but also has a felix vibe to him
olympia and leda fefw in a hot tub together
3d fruit in fefw
long haired white face paint guy from fefw
az quote from abraham maslow edited to read To the man who only has sylvain everything he encounters begins to look like more sylvain
post from @ i_zzzzzz My buddy refuses to take my name. It's like he's ashamed we're friends overlaid is sad pre ts sylvain and semi-transparent angry pre ts felix
opposite of relaxed. every muscle tensed. they tell you "not to let your guard down" and "something is coming": qifrey, easthies chill 70% of the time, drop kicked into a hell pit the other 30%: olruggio, utowin, hiehart paranoid about the police, too high to remember she is the police: luluci initially shaky; has to be distracted into having fun: galga slapstick antics. up to some genuine tom and jerry shit: ekoh and etlan
bishoujo figures of freddie, jason, michael meyers, IT the clown, bride of chuckie and chuckie
and if you asked, i would say by desmodus summary: "Honestly," Olruggio said after a moment. "Don't tell me you didn't know they wanted to jump into bed with you." Qifrey blinked. "The men from downstairs? How do you know?"
first, finest, favorite by desmodus summary: "Look," Qifrey says, turning his phone around. "It's a pan that looks like a fish, perfectly shaped for cooking fish in. Remarkable." "What it is," Olruggio says, shifting a bit, though not getting any more comfortable, "is a hundred and fifty dollars." — It's Le Creuset foreplay.
sylvain mii saying "For sure! I'm all about causing problems."
Slowly, carefully—with as much care as he showed in his handling of fire, or perhaps more—Olruggio stood and, avoiding Qifrey's gaze, arranged himself over the side of the bed, hinged at the waist with his hands spread over the coverlet. With his face turned to one side, he laid there waiting for Qifrey in a perfect show of faith. A groundswell of feeling rose up through Qifrey. He stepped up behind Olruggio and ran a hand tenderly over his flank, as if trying to warm him, though he was plenty warm already. "No," Qifrey murmured, half to himself, "I don't think I could share you."
sylvain from feh with a post from peterpourked overlaid Can I bum a kiss off you real quick bro? Just a peck bro I swear bro
sylvain's head pasted onto a photo of a worm
hausofdecline comic panel 1: sandy haired man says to a man with black hair, "Gabe, I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna finally suck your cock." panel 2: smiling terribly, gabe says, "Well I would love that, but I died three years ago." panel 3: the sandy haired man reaches for the dissolving image of game as he cries, "Noooooo..." panel 4: the sand haired man tips his head back, his eyes closed, and with his empty palms to the sky laments, "I never got to suck his cock."
"Felix," Sylvain says. "You have to help me." "I don't," Felix says, sort of. The syllables all kind of run together. "<i>Felix.</i> I'm in heat." Felix doesn't open his eyes. His next sentence has more clarity behind it regardless. He can feel the dream fading. "No you're fucking not."
post from @ bris-kit screenshotting sarashael/ine on instagram reels featuring a woman and the caption "How to Buy a Horse as a Nurse"
sylvain mii giving harry mii the nickname my buzzball bestie harry mii giving sylvain mii the nickname my four loca
sylvain in shez support convo from few3h Sure, the Kingdom might be a half-frozen stretch of dirt, but it's my half-frozen stretch of dirt. And it's the only home I've got.
light enrichment: agott, jujy, coco, dagda, galga, tartah lowkey born to eat hot chip and lie: utowin, atwert, alaira, richeh, coustas, tetia is convinced you tried to poison them: olruggio, luluci, hiehart hopital: beldaruit, brushbuddy, riliphin hopital but for you: ininia, sasaran you're arrested on assault charges: easthies would fix him, actually: qifrey delighted by the novelty of being offered an arcane secret for once instead of the other way around: iguin
fic stats that read Published: 2021-11-14 Completed: 2026-07-11
grainy image of the shadow of a hand, reaching. features tan, sans serif text that reads that the house is slowly on fire fe3h | sylvix | rated e 17.4k angst/horror
fully optimized, has a list, looked into the sales beforehand: qifrey, galga, jujy oh that sounds good-ing their way into a $600 total: hiehart, tetia, beldaruit said this would be a no-nonsense shopping trip, is now considering a $200 kitchen gadget that will only take up counter space: olruggio, luluci free sample city, baby: richeh, custas, brushbug asking questions like "is it possible to walk any slower" and "is this everyone's first day on earth": agott
a graphic in tan and red and pink (laid atop red on pink on pink by mark rothko) announcing omega sylvain weekend, august 29 and 30. prompts for saturday are secret, protection, and deprivation prompts for sunday are fever, rituals, and union share your work with #OmegaSylvain26
blonde woman mage from fire emblem fortune's weave who shares a similar hairstyle and color palette to marcille from dungeon meshi
strawpage ask What was the inspiration behind your A03 username?
discord message that reads qifrey🤝 sylvain horse that wants to either kill you or itself with a ❤️ and 🥰 react
sylvain mii wearing a cow hood, angel wings, raglan tee, leopard print skirt, black and red striped tights, and white boots with tons of buckles
strawpage ask More fat olruggio pls 🙏🙏 He technically still hasn't gotten bent over btw
strawpage ask Doesn't Sylvain remind you of Utowin from WHA? Lol
draft that says (to the tune of brass monkey) dry humping, that special something
GRILLMASTER in his swim trunks and flip flops and a novelty apron you already know who it is: olruggio gathered around the grill offering unsolicited advice: dagda, nolnoa, etlan sous chef: qifrey playing mermaids: tetia, coco playing kraken: richeh hitting each other with pool noodles: coustas, tartah recruiting the others into a newly invented game with esoteric rules and a rich fiction: jujy emo cousins: agott, eunie, easthies, ininia
stickers of chibi fox and cat sylvix as well as orufrey hamsters atop a drawing of sylvain in a skirt and crop top and, importantly, a clown nose
crop of an ao3 comment that reads mikey. mikey. foppish gautier michael
run deep, run wide by desmodus summary: Often, Qifrey doesn't believe it's over.
note that says ptsd, dry humping
Olruggio is taut as a bow above him. His whole body between Qifrey and the world. He says Qifrey's name steadily, purposefully, as if he's been saying it a while. Qifrey stills, though all his muscles are tense. It takes a lot of blinking to clear his vision. "Olly," he rasps out after a few mute attempts to gather the syllables. "You're bleeding."
picture of sinocia, galga, utowin, olruggio and qifrey with the header LGBTQifrey:-)
a set of three drafts, all marked 17 days ago felix fraldarius voice: dildo lowkey olruggio doesn't even exist in my world. how does qifrey think I feel in defense of sylvain he could've been so much worse. like obviously he sucks but
strawpage ask if someone was going to make a fe art scuffle type art piece for you, what would be some tags/tropes/wants you would give them? asking for a friend
few3h dialogue Ingrid: Whatever we decide to do, we will need a sound strategy if we are going to win. Sylvain: A strategy, huh? Maybe something like a huge surprise attack on the Imperial positions. Rodrigue: A bold suggestion, Sylvain. You remind me of your father when he was young. Sylvain: I'm not sure if that's supposed to be a compliment, or what.
strawpage ask How much of a pervert / weirdo in bed do you think Qifrey has become from spending most of his life (that he remembers) with Olruggio within reach but having to hold back and repress himself 24/7?
strawpage ask pls write post canon orufrey, hasn't fat Olruggio suffered enough 😭😭😭🙏🙏🙏
talladega nights showtime with a poster for eraserhead attached
strawpage ask What program/device do you usually write your fics on? Curious how many people write on their phone vs google word etc on a laptop