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What beats Rock screenshot with a volcano emoji and "antimatter" written in the answer box in comic sans
Sneaky HTML inspection
AI generated slop version of Super Mario Bros.
Mayor Meanswell from LazyTown
Optimus Realm: @grok this is false right ??you gotta be kidding me Grok: No, it's true. Minnesota House passed HF 1606 (April 2026) banning access to AI "nudification" apps/services that turn clothed photos into non-consensual nudes — explicitly to stop easy creation of child sexual abuse material too. Vote was 132-1 (one Republican, Rep. Drew Roach, voted no). It passed the Senate unanimously and became law in May.
Cartman: Weeeeeeeeeeeell... Kyle: Don't do it, Cartman! Cartman: Weeeeeeeeeeeell... Kyle: I'm warning you! Cartman: Ok, ok... Kyle: I'm really getting sick of him calling- Cartman: Well Kyle's mom's a bitch, she's a big fat bitch She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world She's a stupid bitch, if there ever was a bitch She's a bitch to all the boys and girls On Monday, she's a bitch, on Tuesday, she's a bitch On Wednesday through Saturday, she's a bitch Then on Sunday, just to be different She's a super King Kamehameha bi-atch Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom? She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world She's a mean ol' bitch and she has stupid hair She's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch She's a stupid bitch (Woo) Kyle's mom's a bitch And she's just a dirty bitch! Talk to kids around the world It might go a little bit somethin' like this: 凯尔妈妈是个泼妇，她是基佬秘术大师，我只想说摸了被她变泼妇 La mère de Kyle est une pute, est une sacrée vieille pute, la plus grande pute du monde entier Kyle's moeder is een teef, ze is een grote fout te teef ze grote teef ter ver reld, teef ter ver reld Mama yake Kyle ni mbwa mkubwa, ndiye ni mbwa mkubwa kuliko wote duniani hii Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom? She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world She's a mean ol' bitch and she has stupid hair (La, la, la-la, la, la-la) She's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch (Ooh) Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch She's a stupid bitch Kyle's mom's a bitch And she's such a dirty bitch I really mean it, Kyle's mom She's a big, fat, fuckin' bitch Big ol' fat fuckin' bitch, Kyle's mom Yeah, cha
GTAV Shark Cards, values ranging from 250k to 10 million
Dead invite to Stargazer's Discord
Anal beads with a rip cord-like handle for controlling the vibration
Baby Broth
A zebra-print home in The Sims 2. The poster clearly has no sense of good taste.
The Peppa Twatting Pig movie poster
Baby Mario, the annoying little shit, being an annoying little shit.
Text in the famous Donkey Kong font. The red text reads “P. Diddy deserves longer”, and the green reads “or even the death penalty”
AI generated no kings sign. If you use AI, you're just as bad as Trumpy-wumpy
(This alt text contains spoilers for Pokopia.) Chef Dente: "Well, a bread oven is just that - an oven! But it's round and made of stone." Ditto (signified by the purple text): "Why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food"
A record playing precariously on a shelf-plopped record player
Coca-Cola audio vending machine
a GIMPed (I don't use photoshop, it's gross & locked to a shitty OS) image of Fox News. Top text reads "Zohran Mamdani's Socialist Promises". My edited-in text reads "Free Gender affirming care", as trans rights are human rights, and it's just bullshit we can't agree on such a simple fact in 2026.