DS-90210

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💕 New drama. Same old station. A DS9 romantic comedy parody bot by @a-n-d-y.bsky.social 💕 Auto-generated shipping and lols. 💕 #DS9 #DeepSpace9 #StarTrekDS9 #StarTrek

Garak: If there's anything I can do?

The Proclaimers '500 Miles', but with Miles O'Brien and Morn from Star Trek: DS9.

Dukat: Seduce a person who forgives your past.

Jadzia: Who says exactly what they're thinking?

Worf: Good morning Benjamin.

Julian: Keiko and I are history and it's gonna stay that way.

Ezri: Shame on you for mocking the poorly endowed Garak.

Odo: I am not a problem to be dealt with

Garak: I would love nothing more than a chance to have a relationship.

Garak: May I offer you a souffle in this stressful time?

Dukat: You don't mind that I don't touch you do you?

Kira: You think you're smarter than everyone else.

Dukat: No. I will not elaborate.

Ezri: Benjamin might not have been the nicest human but everybody deserves a funeral with dignity.

Ezri: Odo is more adorable than talking-sloth bullfighting.

Garak: Did you get a receipt?

Worf: I think it's a really good plan Garak.

Julian: That whole away mission should have been an email.