Don Stewart

@dsart.bsky.social

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Former scut monkey-turned- #artist who left the hospital just in time to avoid a lucrative career in #medicine. Now the #visual #humorist draws #funny #pictures in #ballpoint, limiting his practice to disorders of the #funnybone. Find me at DSArt.com

Photo of a computer keyboard, a ballpoint pen, and a copy of the 2026 Best in Rural Writing, including Don Stewart's essay "Rebounders" about city dwellers returning to the country
Drawing of a Mark V Diving Suit constructed with a collection of historic imagery, diving gear, tools, and terminology of military deep sea divers, diving humor, and a diverse gathering of denizens of the deep.
An ink drawing of a train engine built of workout gear and weight training supplies, decorated with holly, a Santa hat, and a gold bell with a red ribbon. Caption: Can't Weight for Christmas
A pen drawing of a sailfish made out of sailboats, and wearing a Santa hat
Ink drawing of a 'Fast Food', Harley Davidson, composed of a Hot dog, Hamburger, Hoagie, Jalapeno, Peanuts, Pizza, Pretzels, Pickle, Pie, Popsicle, Potato Chips, Cookies, Crackers, Corn Dog, Corn on the Cob, Candy, Candy Bars, Candy Canes, Candy Corn, Gumdrop, Gummy Bear, Cupcake, Caramel Apple, Cold Drinks, Iced Tea, Ice Cream, Hot Tea, Swiss Cheese, Soup, Spaghetti, Shrimp, Sandwiches, Fries, Fig Bars, Fortune Cookie, Waffles, Taco, Tortillas, Olive, Banana, Bubble Gum, Chewing Gum, Breath Mints, All Day Sucker, and a Tooth Brush. The motorcycle is adorned with a holly sprig. Caption: Have a Harley Jarley Christmas!
Red square with white fleece trim. Caption: Naughty? Nice.
Drawing of a mounted moose head made of chocolate donuts, chocolate cake, chocolate cupcake (with chocolate sprinkles), chocolate chews, chocolate truffles, chocolate chips, white chocolate chips, chocolate jelly beans, chocolate bunny, chocolate bar, chocolate éclair, chocolate-covered almonds, fudge-cicles, Valentine chocolates, Moon Pie, chocolate mint patty, ice cream sandwich, chocolate ice cream cone, chocolate sandwich cookie, nuts and a peanut butter cup.
Drawing of a blue crab, constructed of nautical items, fish, and fishing gear, and wearing a Santa hat
Airbrush painting of a red poinsettia against a blue background
Line drawing of an owl made of books, with references to library puns.
Back & white ballpoint drawing of a black bear’s face made of blackberry vines. Caption reads: Bear-ing Glad Tidings
Laboratory Retriever Christmas card, featuring a detailed line drawing of a Labrador retriever made of laboratory glassware. Caption dears: Many Happy Retorts
Tongue-in-cheek advice on caring for your humorous art print from DSArt.com
He will lose when MAGA turns on him. (And I'm sticking to it.)
Word of the Day Steak: n. Argentine stick driven into the heart of American ranchers
#BreakTheICE
Word of the Day SNAP: n. (onomatopoeia) the sound of a vital nutrition program disappearing
Photo of Trump tombstone. Text reads: He can build a ballroom, but this is when the dancing begins.
Fake, comical letter on ANTIFA letterhead announcing an agreement to end all American operations upon release of the Epstein files
We aren't at war. There is no insurrection. We just don't like trumpthugs shooting Americans for no reason.
Keep in mind they only raided one apartment building. They don't have the personnel or the equipment to raid two at once. This is cosplay, with real criminal assault. It's all for show. It's illegal as hell, and every one of these a$$holes is going to prison. They want us to be afraid. Let's disappoint them.
Fact Check: Undocumented immigrants cannot access federal health programs. You quite literally need an SSN to apply. Vance thinks you're dumb, and that should offend you.
All I know is I'm on the side that doesn't demand a civil war and restricting freedoms. I'm on the side that wants healthcare, good wages, and freedom for all.
Epsteinamenophen
He doesn't just TACO. He Escalators, too.
Photo of Speaker Mike Johnson with DJT's birthday drawing for Jeffrey Epstein superimposed, showing the signature as a mustache.
Text meme stating MEGA: Make Ethics Great Again
18 U.S. Code § 242 - Deprivation of rights under color of law Whoever, under color of any law, statute, ordinance, regulation, or custom, willfully subjects any person in any State, Territory, Commonwealth, Possession, or District to the deprivation of any rights, privileges, or immunities secured or protected by the Constitution or laws of the United States, or to different punishments, pains, or penalties, on account of such person being an alien, or by reason of his color, or race, than are prescribed for the punishment of citizens, shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than one year, or both; and if bodily injury results from the acts committed in violation of this section or if such acts include the use, attempted use, or threatened use of a dangerous weapon, explosives, or fire, shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than ten years, or both; and if death results from the acts committed in violation of this section or if such acts include kidnapping or an attempt to kidnap, aggravated sexual abuse, or an attempt to commit aggravated sexual abuse, or an attempt to kill, shall be fined under this title, or imprisoned for any term of years or for life, or both, or may be sentenced to death.
Text meme on red background: He doesn't have a Cabinet. He has a junk drawer.
Photo of Trump autographing an American flag.
Line drawing of a compost pile, constructed in layers of stone, sand, soil and leaf litter to resemble an anatomical cross-section of human skin. What appears to be a hair follicle is an onion, with adjacent earthworm oil glands. Blood vessels are represented by round pebbles and a spelunking garter snake; worm tracks indicate Meissner's corpuscles, and a tiny bivalve mollusk resembles a Pacinian corpuscle. The sweat gland is a subterranean tunnel with a mole sitting at the entrance. Also on the surface are a row of mushrooms and peau d' orange.
Photo of cardboard protest poster, The Wrong ICE is Melting The Wrong Amazon is Burning