Dan Seitz

@dseitz.bsky.social

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Marketing guy, former paid blogger, current commerce content guy. #juggling #cycling #comics #film #gaming. All opinions strictly my own. He/him

"Matt Darling pushes a lot of Stancil buttons -- in that I like them both and find them infuriating enough to follow either of them -- but "are there numbers to back up this claim?" is a powerful question that should not be reacted to in as hostile a manner as people frequently do"
A post about pop culture that says "I'm actively hostile to found family and friendship at this point."
A screenshotted post: "I'm so tired of people who know nothing about the 'rural voters' they so willingly blame all political problems on, as they turn a blind eye to the fact that cities have the most population and power, and then wish us pain and destruction in the process. This fut is why Dems will keep losing."
The crossing on the Minuteman Bike Path at Water Street.
A screenshot of the crossing on Water Street in Arlington MA as part of the Minuteman Bike Path.
Liz Lemon preparing to high five herself, which frankly is more praise than this joke deserves.
A screenshot of Valve's hardware survey as of May 2026
An eight-pack of men's shorts. In the second row, second from left, is a pair of shorts with "VERS" across the butt in pink lettering.
Some doofus standing in front of a Dunkin Donuts while adults in the background run a charity event.
A t-shirt that says "LET'S GO SURFIN' NOW, EVERYBODY'S FUCKIN' LEARNIN' HOW" with two picture of Mike Love screaming like a madman. Made by Obscurest Vinyl, god bless that product of Lil Rhody.
A screenshot of a LinkedIn News post. It reads: "Debt collectors are busier than ever as Americans fall historically behind on bills. Collectors frequently find themselves on the receiving end of wrath, pressuring people to pay up on behalf of companies that are owed money. But the job also has its charms, offering the opportunity to work remotely for an average of $22 an hour. During the first quarter of 2026, Americans amassed $1.25 trillion in credit card debt, and over 13% of cardholder balances were at least 90 days overdue — the highest level since 2011. " Just for the record I was getting paid $20 an hour as a temp 20 years ago, so $22 an hour is actually pretty awful wages. Barely living wage in a rural area, in point of fact.
Grant Gustin at Oliver Queen's grave doing a selfie pose. Best Flash. Deal with it.
"When you realize you're in a Mike Minogue ad"
A post from a prominent account claiming that the era of democracy is the era of radio and television, and of shared cultural references and understanding. Which would sure be news to, say, Mao.
A shot of a zero alcohol radler from Poland.
The poster for the movie DIG! It's about two groups of people fighting whenever they're not arguing with each other.
Bilbo contemplating the ring and why he should take it.
A New York Magazine cover for Tom Wolfe's essay "The Me Decade."
Superman saying "Burn" to Mongul.
Some white Republican running for Congress who looks like Talarico's cousin.
The cover of the video game "Splatterhouse." The cover is literally the mask of the main character painted in blood using negative space.
A policy wonk complaining that "normies" don't understand that "affordable housing" is different from housing people can afford and that they conflate "condos" with multifamily housing and just Jesus Christ I can't with this shit.
Somebody claiming that internet political commentary used to be the serious counterpoint to dumb cable shows, which, oh lil buddy have I got bad news for you.
An ad for SurveyMonkey in a train station asking "Do your direct reports hate you?" And if you care about this at all then probably not but jfc
A paragraph from Jon Keller, a MA GOP commentator, desperately hoping his party hasn't been destroyed by Chump.
The controller for the Atari Jaguar.
Ben Lerner's Wikipedia photo. It is unflattering.
A post from some dipshit acting like tech that checks to ensure you're paying attention while driving is some sort of police state shit.
The cover of Night Force #3, featuring a boat and a moon arranged in such a way as to depict a skull.
The cover of X-Men Legacy Legion #1, with a body drawn in a straight jacker and a head assembled of various depictions of the character.
An excerpt of an article from Streetsblog Mass relating that 31 percent of people in a survey were opposed whereas 48 percent were for.
A National Lampoon cover featuring a mass murderer depicted as Alfred E. Neumann. The tagline is, What, My Lai?
Chapter 82 of Moby Dick, "The Honor and Glory of Whaling" The preceding chapter was about the horrible and pointless murder of an old whale with only one fin.
Chapter 80 of Moby Dick, entitled "The Nut." This is not a sperm joke. Those were a couple of chapters back. No, seriously. This book is nuts.
A candid photograph of Mitt Romney and some racist game show host. You should imagine the theme to 'Curb Your Enthusiasm' softly playing in the background.
A post showing estimated TV ratings claiming that "this is what an Average American is watching."
The poster for the movie Dead Heat
A paragraph from an article about winter cycling in Sweden where the author says they do 5km a day in colder temps.
A post replying to Sky Marchini stating they make almost six figures a year that reads "It's more than enough to meet your needs and then some, it's not enough to save up for a down payment on a house."
Edmund Burke would have thought, correctly, that liberty is put at risk by the consumption of that vanilla sweet cream nitro cold brew. People “are qualified for civil liberty,” he wrote in a letter, “in exact proportion to their disposition to put moral chains upon their own appetites … in proportion as their soundness and sobriety of understanding is above their vanity and presumption … in proportion as they are more disposed to listen to the counsels of the wise and good.”
A post claiming that the bacon fad was a "stunt perpetuated by the Department of Agriculture."
A screenshot of a BBC paywall.
An excerpt from an incredibly embarrassing editorial where a supposed journalism professional insists that we "don't need journalism school grads."
Some asshole who's mad I think Boomers as a cohort don't understand what younger people are going through these days, and immediately writes it off as "ageism" instead of engaging.
A post from a homeowner complaining that they can't make any money on their sale and would have to pay for something not as big. Yeah, he seriously expected that to land. I don't know what to tell you.
Some asshat whining that he sees no reason not to conflate a substance use disorder and gambling disorders as the same thing.
A post whining that "low information" voters are "like dogs," because that's real smart and effective.
A paragraph from a New Republic article detailing the common issue of somebody posting political content on social media, and somebody getting mad at them for doing it.
A fat tire bicycle on a commuter train. Slush is melting off the bike.
Some asshole whining his car nearly got a smudge because of kids on "ebikes." He probably means emotos but so what.
A post whining that it's "realistic" to imagine a paramilitary shooting in a few blue districts.
A screenshot of an article summary from LinkedIn's news sector, detailing a prediction that people will eat more sourdough, pickles, vineger, and cabbage. The summary uses weasel words like "seeking quality and reliability as budgets tighten" to avoid discussing just why food forecasters are predicting we're all gonna eat like caricatures of a fucking Russian peasant.
A post from somebody not an American who honestly thinks only Americans die regularly from food poisoning. Seriously, my friend, develop some skepticism!
A still of GIF that says "Smells like bullshit."
A post stating "When I say there is no democracy in this country, this is what I mean. We have no democractic control of anything no matter how consequential. We can't stop a genocide, we can't impeach a billionaire pedophile, we can't stop an AI CSAM factory. These are all related."
A picture of a bumper sticker sold at the Book Mill in Montague, MA with the slogan "Books you don't need in a place you can't find." The latter half of the statement is true, Montague's a bit out of the way, but it's worth going because there's this entire arts complex with crafts, used records, and of course the Book Mill itself. Which has zero organization beyond genre so plan accordingly.
A post incorrectly equating "reducing car dependency" with "the right to travel."
A heavily iced over walking path next to Alewife Station.
A post arguing that while none of us are immune to propaganda some of us are more immune than others and yes I am choosing that phrasing for EXACTLY the reason you think.