Dan Shields

@dshieldspgh.bsky.social

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Jack of some trades

Scoreboard announcement for CT Vally Rough Riders vs. DC Cap City All Stars.
Rental car dashboard showing Distance to Empty: 7 miles
Comic book illustration of a kid looking out the window at the city skyline with the caption "What a stupid time to be alive."
Tin of Kiwi black shoe polish
It's National Engineers Week. Hug and engineer today. The engineer won't like it, but do it anyway.
Picture of lock screen. Andrew McCutchen waiting in the ondeck circle at PNC Park.
Paul Skenes on the mound at Citi Field
Picture of book cover. "The RAH-66 Comanche Helicopter: Technical Accomplishment, Program Frustration." -Arthur W. Linden and the Comanche Team.
The Dude, Walter and Donny at the bowling alley.
A vampire is asking to come in someone's house. A woman responds, "I don't know, can you?" Caption under the picture:"Cursing quietly, the vampire backed away, foiled yet again by the English teacher's pedantry."
Recruiting poster for USMC. Two Marines raising the flag with the caption "Soldiers of the Sea."
Picture of Ellen Ripley and the crew from the 1979 movie Alien.
Picture of document boxes in a Mar-a-lago bathroom.
Classical painting of Jesus talking to a demon with wings standing on a pathway. Caption reads, "Ah, one of my favorite pieces of art from the middle ages. Jesus and Satan arguing at the bowling alley. Beautiful."
Picture of Galaxy Watch
Picture of laptop and cell phone with Pittsburgh sports teams playing.
Picture of a bottle of Brooklyn Lager
Picture of Pirates baseball game.
Weather radar composite data with severe thunderstorm headed for Shelton, CT.
Picture of Billionaire TAX knob that goes to eleven.
Electric bill change in usage (100%decrease) from last year.
Weather forecast for Sun, Mon and Tue.
Soldier firing rocket propelled grenade launcher with the text bubble over the end "Eat shit, nerd"
A sign advertising wind chimes that says, "Wind chims are made from the metallic bones of robots that tried to overthrow us. Hang them outside your house as a warning to others."
Wile E. Coyote holding his business card that reads "Wile E. Coyote, have brain, will travel."
Picture of a children's book "What the fuck is wrong with everyone"
Picture of a squirrel in the cockpit of a fighter plane with the text "You swerve to avoid a squirrel. Unbeknownst to you, the squirrel vows a life debt. In your darkest hour, the squirrel returns."
Picture of flight crew from the movie Airplane!
Trolley problem with Wile E. Coyote pulling the lever to run over the Roadrunner but the Trolley derails and hits the coyote.
Meme of Hela stopping Thor's hammer with the text "Advanced Biology" while the hammer text says, "It's basic biology ".
Headline "Pirates 1st base plans in flus after Horwitz's wrist surgery. Newcomer expected to make full recovery in 6-8 weeks.
3 panel meme of Jeopardy. Answer: Where you can get with that bullshit. Question: What is Fuck outta here.
Picture of a US government issued black ink pen
The Tyrell Corporation headquarters from the movie Blade Runner.
Movie poster for "Happy Birthday to me." A man being murdered with a kabob skewers.
Text from article. "Many of the gifts that meet that threshold are relatively modest, and the more expensive ones are typically – but not always – transferred to the National Archives or put on official displays. The $20,000 diamond was retained for official use in the White House East Wing, according to a state department document, while the other gifts to the president and first lady were sent to the archives. Recipients also have the option to buy the gifts from the US government at their market value, although that is rare, particularly with high-end items."
Picture of a Reaper drone on a runway.
Comic panel of character being thrown backward in an explosion.
Main characters from 'O Brother Where Art Thou?
Painting with caption "shit's on fire yo."
2025 HoF inductee Dave Parker in the locker room wearing a shirt that says, "If you hear any noise, it's just me and the boys boppin"
Coca-Cola's Adorable Lies About Polar Bears headline with a picture of two polar bears playing.
Leslie Neilson's "Don't call me Shirley." Scene from the movie Airplane.
Book cover God Speaks to Modern Man. Jesus talking to a man in a suit saying "Just fuckin' stop, bro."
Search list of transposition trolls
The Ramones on stage
Picture of stray cat eating