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Viz Letterbocks letter: "I read recently that the late artist formerly known as Prince was a Jehovah's Witness and did a bit of door knocking in his time. I wondered if anyone managed to get a cheeky autograph or perhaps a selfie before telling him to fuck off." - Eldon Furse, (city omitted)
AI-generated search result on Bing, lote 2024: “There are 0 prime numbers from 0 to 100000.”
Zelensky and Trump seated at G7 meeting having a one-on-one discussion, with several dozen playing cards edited into the image, in Zelensky’s hands, tucked under his arm, and spilling onto the floor. This mocks Trump’s comment to Zelensky last yaer at the White House, when he encouraged Zelensky to give up terrain to Putin and settle the war, because “You don’t have the cards.”
Microsoft Bing Copilot Ai answer to query “how many primes less than 100000”. The answer: “There are 0 prime numbers from 0 to 100000.”
Tyler Austin Harper’s quote-tweet response to Charlotte Clymer’s question on Twitter, October 18th, 2024. Clymer: “Can someone please explain to me what exactly it is that young men want to hear from VP Harris that she’s not already saying? And please be specific. I want to hear *exactly* what you’d have her say to them.“ Harper response: “I’m not going to send you to die in another pointless fucking war in the Middle East. Specific enough?”
There is a content-warning labeler called Contains Trump‘s Face” which interpreted this array of faces of F-150 owners as containing Trump‘s face, even though it really contains a couple dozen photos of his supporters
Image of Bing query results handled by Microsoft copilot AI dating from December 2024. The query is “how many primes less than 100,000“ and the answer is given as “0 prime numbers” - the AI then unhelpfully clarifies by stating “There are 0 prime numbers from 0 to 100,000.”
9 aliens, with eyes at the ends of stalks oxtending from their heads, stand among craters on the moon, watch a nuclear exchange on Earth, exclaiming collertively, “Oooooooooooooo!” at hhe spectacle of the colorful mushroom clouds.
Kagi search result. The query is “1 Newton.” The answer? 0.001 Kilonewton.
Text of Trump Truth Social post: “Tuesday will be Power Plant Day and Bridge Day, all wrapped up in one in Iran. There will be nothing like it! Open the Fuckin’ Strait, you crazy bastards, or you’ll be living in Hell. JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah. President DONALD J TRUMP
Screencap of previous post talking about a lump of lard. The image has been labeled by the Trump’s- face labeler with content warning “contains Trump’s face.”
Grey cat with white blaze on belly, relaxing in her scratch collar. Note white blaze on neck also - invisible because obscured by collar. Cat is healing from abscess drainage.
Bluesky screenshot of muted words, including “Greenwald,” “Greenwaldian,” and “Glem.”
Actor Patrick Macnee, who played John Steed in the 1960s British television series “The Avengers,” wearing a bowler hat.
An Obama-era reddit rage comic, illustrating a progression of panels from immensely expensive Bush-era wars of choice and domestic surveillance infrastructure, through the Wall Street bailouts of the financial crisis, to the creation of the Affordable Care Act. As the initiatives become more focused on domestic and social investment, various faces around the periphery progress from cheerful support to incandescent vitriolic rage.
Hornist Anneke Scott keeping an 18th century instrument warm during a break.
Microsoft Bing AI search result claiming that there are zero prime numbers from 0 to 100,000
on a Reddit post titled “A nice sentiment after someone loses their dog” the user Christpuncher_69 comments, “May we all have someone or something to love in our life as much as Gemma loved that sweet boy.”
A graphical feature from the satirical website theonion.com, with the title “The Middle East: Politically Unstable?”
Carroll O’Connor and Jean Stapleton entering, or maybe leaving, the studio where All in the Family was filmed.
Photo of a woman and a sweatshirt earnestly typing on a keyboard in a modern tract house. Caption: “Me: Stressing over every letter in a simple email. Billionaires: Hay wen we mtg 2do crime$?”
Pamela Brown, actress
Jimbo Jones, from The Simpsons, riding the back of a golf cart, taping the hijinks of his juvenile delinquent peer group.
Jimbo Jones of The Simpsons holding a video camera as he and his fellow juvenile delinquents race down the streets of Springfield, criming.
Jimbo Jones clings to a golf cart during a juvenile crime spree in The Simpsons while holding a video camera.
In the interrogation room, Matthew McConaughey offers some advice for a suspect who killed her infant daughter. From the show “True Detective.”
In the interrogation room, Matthew McConaughey gives advice to a woman who killed her infant daughter. From the show “True Detective.”
Rust Cole (Matthew MccConaughey) in “True Detective” gives a child murderer some advice in the police interrogation room.
Diana Rigg wears a beret in The Avengers, episode "Town of No Return" - next to the local vicar (Jeremy Burnham).
Bing AI search result stating there are no prime numbers between 0 and 100000.
Tortoiseshell cat regarding the viewer with an expression of some concern.
Everyone in Paris knew what had happened in the apartment building. It was on the corner of two streets—rue Transnonain and rue de Montmorency. On the night of April 13, 1834, soldiers of the civil guard entered the building going from apartment to apartment. Workers in the neighborhood had protested against the repression of a silk workers’ revolt in the city of Lyon. The soldiers then entered the apartment building in response to shots fired from the top floor during the protest. Years later, survivors recalled hearing pounding on the apartment doors as the soldiers made their way in shooting, bayonetting, and clubbing the hapless residents. Monsieur Thierry was killed while still in his bedclothes, Monsieur Guettard and Monsieur Robichet met the same fate. A recipient of the French Legion of Honor, Monsieur Bon was killed while trying to hide under a table. They killed Monsieur Daubigny, a paralyzed man, in his bed and left his wife and child for dead. Monsieur Bréfort was killed as soon as he opened his door and Monsieur Hue and his four-year old child met the same fate. The conservative papers talked of a nest of assassins firing on soldiers, the more liberal papers offered detailed accounts of the victims. Parisians had lived with political repression enforced by the police and civil guard for years and street battles were nothing new. The Revolution of 1830, inspiration for Delacroix’s painting Liberty Leading the People, had overthrown the repressive monarchy that followed Napoleon’s rule. The new ruler, Louis-Philippe called himself the King of the French and was supposed to be more liberal. Instead, he clamped down on public dissent and the press much like his predecessors. Those who wanted the freedoms promised by the French Revolution of 1789 attempted another rebellion in June 1832. The writer, Victor Hugo, memorialized that insurrection which left over 100 dead on the streets of central Paris, in his book Les Miserables. Somehow, what happened on ru…
Microsoft Bing AI-generated answer announcing there are no prime numbers between 0 and 100000.
Photo of several women of various ages, with caption "Women - Why Don't They Lose Some Weight?" From The Onion
Bride and groom at wedding ceremony, with caption "Couple Takes First Steps Toward Divorce" - from The Onion, October 21, 1997
A captcha challenge asking the user to choose which are photos contain anvils, and which are just photos of Melania Trump. The caption says "Select all images with anvils. If there are none, click skip."
A freshly opened tub of Olivio spread with a pour pattern strongly resembling a vulva and clitoris.
9x9 Captcha challenge mixing photos of Melania with images of anvils, with the caption: "Select all images with anvils - If there are none, click skip."
DuckDuckGo AI-generated answer to the query "Are humans smarter than yeast?": "Yes, humans are generally considered smarter than yeast due to our advanced cognitive abilities, which allow us to make complex decisions and take collective action, unlike yeast that consume resources mindlessly until they exhaust their environment. However, the question of whether humanity will use its intelligence to avoid environmental collapse remains open."
Old anvil catalog page showing 11 models of anvil.
Bluesky search result for the string "shit is the piss of the rectum," brings back only one result, which is a photo of Kanye West wearing a light blue hoodie with the words "I love Dungeons and Dragons" on it in bright red Gothic font with black borders, and a bright red heart shape used instead of the word "love." The image, which is irrelevant to the question whether shit is indeed the piss of the rectum, is posted by the Bluesky user @itsjustbroski.bsky.social, with the caption "A cool fact about descriptive texts on photos, has alt text which points out that alt text can contain as many as 2000 characters, which the poster, at a loss for material, then uses to post the X-rated lyrics to a song by Genghis Swan containing the words "shit," "piss," and "rectum." This is all well and good, but it thwarts my research into the origin, which I believe to be Bluesky, of the saying "Shit is the piss of the rectum," to the detriment of current and future scholars, who will certainly wish to shed light on the background of such an insightful statement. I do believe that Kanye West is highly relevant to the topic at hand, so the search results are far from irrelevant, but it is interesting that this is the only search result returned for this particular query.
Idiotic Politico article, now deleted: "Trump's Tylenol diatribe was rooted in frustration. The president wants to solve the autism problem even if it means pregnant women don't treat their pain and delay their kids' vaccinations."
Bing search result screen answering the query “how many primes are less than 100,000?” with the answer “There are 0 prime numbers from0 tp 100000.”
Six women in hats at the 1913 Women’s Suffeage parade in Washington, D.C.
Annie Oakley, around 1885
X tweet from Bernie Sanders on October 21, 2019, which reads: “Tulsi Gabbard has put her life on the line to defend this country. People can disagree on issues, but it is outrageous for anyone to suggest that Tulsi is a foreign asset.”
A Microsoft Bing AI result claiming there are no prime numbers between 0 and 100000.
Ominous image of Black September hijacker on the balcony of the Israeli wrestling team’s suite during the 1972 kidnappings at the Munich Olympics. The man is wearing a ski mask and appears sinister.
A masked Black September kidnapper peers over the edge of a balcony outside the quarters of the Israeli athletes at Munich during the 1972 Olympics. The ski mask creates an anonymity which turns the man into an ominous symbol.
Union Pacific Big Boy 4014, 4-8-8-4, passes through Ault, CO on October 23, 2024.
Image of Amazon.com item page, for a 24-pack of 8.4-oz cans of Red Bull, with “Purchased 16 times” in bold lettering at the top.
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Photo of kitty with action menu activated and "Show more like this" highlighted, reminding us all to encourage the algorithm to prioritize cat photos.
Result of query on Bing search engine, asking “how many primes less than 100000”; Bing’s AI answered “There are 0 prime numbers from 0 to 100000.”
A drunk David Hasselhoff eats a hamburger on the floor, illustrating that celebrities are as unglamorous as everyone else.