dssstrkl

@dssstrkl.bsky.social

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Hobbyist solo dev currently working on an explorer set on the dssstrkl space ark

Totally not Steven and Katie Miller with Elon
To the tune of the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers theme 🎶 (Intro riff) Go go Power Throuple! Go go Power Throuple! Go go Power Throuple! Bigots in bad cosplay! Verse 1 They scream online all night, In their bunker basement lair, Matching swastika tattoos, And bleach in all their hair. They think they’re super soldiers, But they can’t pay the rent, Three hearts full of hatred, One brain, slightly bent. Chorus Go go Power Throuple! (Keyboard warriors, white-wine-drunk!) Go go Power Throuple! (Sexually confused and flunked!) Go go Power Throuple! Nazis on parade — But nobody came! Bridge (spoken, over guitar solo): “They swiped right for fascism… Now they’re poly, poor, and permanently banned from Etsy.” Verse 2 They LARP like it’s Valhalla, But it’s just Olive Garden, Posting memes and losing jobs, Begging for a pardon. Final Chorus Go go Power Throuple! (Sad bois with a dream!) Go go Power Throuple! (Hatred’s their whole team!) Go go Power Throuple! They’ll never take the town— ’Cause punchlines bring ‘em down! 🎶 (Outro riff) Power Throuple! You’ve got… zero… power.
Unreal 5 editor screenshot showing O'Neill cylinder illuminated only using point lights. Mesh is at 0.05% scale.
A dssstrkl looking across an empty O’Neill cylinder