Dylan Staley

@dstaley.com

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I'm a terrible artist, but an excellent thief. 🏳️‍🌈 https://dstaley.com

A jar of Jongga Korean-Inspired Pickles
The Duluth South Breakwater Outer lighthouse in profile with the canal in front
The entrance to the Great Lakes Aquarium, the name of which is displayed in yellow letters above the doors
Me standing behind my new bike, a Trek FX Sport in a muted green.
screenshot of the header for a merged GitHub pull request with the title "update to zig 0.16 and switch to node"
Commercial coffee pot in the process of brewing coffee. Paper cups are stacked upside down next to it. In the background, a large window looks out onto trees with new spring leaves.
The main stage of Final Fantasy XIV Fan Fest
Window decal with the logos for Jollibee and Final Fantasy XIV above five moogles in various Jollibee related attire
A black kitchen sink with visible hard water deposits
Screenshot of the header of iTunes on macOS Sierra
NVIDIA GB300 NVL72, with lots of gold accents that are completely unnecessary but make it look really cool
Sign for exit 8B
Screenshot of the focus mode toggle in the iOS 26 control center with the word “Interruptions” broken into two lines because the widget is too narrow
A pint of ice cream. The base is a light brown, and there are visible chunks of Oreo in it.
My corgi Jpeg laying on a blue beach towel on the floor
Close up shot of a bare dirt spot of my lawn. Small, thin blades of grass can be seen poking through the soil. The background shows a more established grass lawn.
Screenshot of the home tab of Apple Music in CarPlay on iOS 26 with a three by two grid for the recently played section
Hevy PR image with text 205 lbs Romanian deadlift barbell heaviest weight lifted
Screenshot of the two different styles of iOS keyboards in iOS 26 side by side
Hevy personal record image with the text 1,640 lbs Squat (Barbell) Best Set Volume @dstaley
My two dogs, Jpeg and Kupo, lying on a rug. Kupo, a beagle, is lying in the sun. Jpeg, a corgi, is lying on his back with his hind legs in the air.
The Dragonsteel premium hardcover editions of Yumi and the Nightmare Painter, The Sunlit Man, Tress of the Emerald Sea, and Isles of the Emberdark atop a sealed Home Depot moving box.
Bottle of Original Predator Pee Fox Pee Fox urine with my backyard in the background
My Hennepin County Library card with the downtown Minneapolis skyline visible in the background. The card’s design has a rainbow gradient and the text “Be proud at your library”.
Roughly 50 boxes in a nice compact stack in my living room
The support bracket for a shelf with three nails and two screws, only one of which is actually in the spot for a fastener
The entrance to the Golden Vally Menards
My dog Kupo, a beagle, curled up on top of a pillow on the couch
Car dashboard showing current temperature as 109 degrees Fahrenheit
Two moving boxes from Home Depot, both labeled “Small”. One is taller and more narrow than the other
My corgi laying down in my backyard in direct sunlight
A poster with seemingly random words on it. The phrase “life is to be lived” is in slightly larger text, in red. The words “everything” and “everywhere” are in yellow. At the top of the poster are the letters “I” and “T”, in significantly less resolution than the other words, giving them a low quality appearance. At the bottom of the poster is a jumble of low resolution letters in red.
Screenshot of a product listing page on Home Depot’s website where the actual product details are not visible. Instead, you can see a “customers also viewed” section and a toolbar to chat with an AI about the product.
A purple T-shirt with a gold collar. The Louisiana State University “LSU” mark is printed in gold on the front. An LSU student ID is lying on the shirt. In the ID photo, I’m seen wearing a purple shirt with a gold collar.
A blue curtain in front of a sliding glass door. Sunlight is seen streaming out from beneath the curtain. A small portion of the bottom of a beagle can be seen lying between the curtain and the window.
Close-up photo of the top of a document with the title “Minnesota Residential Lease Agreement”
Screenshot of a spam text message that reads “Talk about life with friends in Antelope Canyon”
A sixth generation iPod nano next to a seventh generation iPod nano, both displaying the now playing screen with the text “Sample Artist”, “Sample Title”, and “Sample Album”
Screenshot of information about a blue iPod mini showing 512GB of storage
Photo of a Flight Management System computer displaying monospaced text in different sizes
Kirkland Signature Dried Mangoes, sweetened, 35 ounces
The Hori USB Camera for Nintendo Switch 2, which is shown here connected to the top USB C port in a similar manner to the PSP Camera
close up photo of my corgi’s face
Facebook Marketplace listing for “a giant stainless spoon” for only $40
Photo of the Wii U gamepad displaying my website, with a TV in the background doing the same. The site’s layout is mostly correct.
A three-up screenshot of my personal website in Internet Explorer 5, Edge 134, and Firefox 96. The site looks the same in Internet Explorer 5 and Firefox 96.