David Stanczyk

@dstanczyk.bsky.social

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Unprofessional Professional. Not a real Biologist. Art by Zandraart

A Honda civic with a Honda civic trailer
A can of Celsius Fantasy Vibe (Sparking Mandarin Marshmallow flavor) energy drink.
Oleksandr Usyk, the now Undisputed, Heavyweight Champion of the World, eating a massive burger
Me petting a dog
A Ham & Cheese Egg Sandwich from Egg Tuck in Koreatown LA
Flowers planted before grandma died continue to thrive after winter.
The Onion has horoscopes. I’m a Gemini. “You really shouldn't have done that... That's unfortunately as specific as the stars can be.”
Human (me) biting into the ear of a chocolate eater bunny (smoking a blunt) that is going through a traumatic experience.
Human (me) biting into the ear of a chocolate eater bunny that is going through a traumatic experience.
Darth Jar Jar is real (in Fortnite)
Burgers and Fries from In-n-Out
A plate with a Medium-rare/medium New York Strip steak, 3 over medium eggs, and 4 strips of bacon. The breakfast of champions.
An instruction for cooking food stating to “Shout - “Yum! Yum! Come get you some!” Stir and serve over rice.”
Me in a Super Mario Christmas jumper and Me in a Super Mario Christmas jumper and Me in a Super Mario Christmas jumper as a star topper
Pricing for NVIDIA’s new 5000 series GPUs. RTX 5090 $1999 RTX 5080 $999 RTX 5070Ti $749 RTX 5070 $549
Poorly explain what you do for a job.
A photo of me wearing a Mario Brothers Christmas sweater and Santa hat doubled. While also being the Christmas tree topper.
Two Kei cars, truck and convertible, on a lorry ship. MightyCarMods
An orc from the Lord of the Rings with text underneath saying “The age of men is over. Now the Jingle Hop has begun”.
Oleksandr Usyk, the WBC, WBO, WBA WORLD & RING MAGAZINE HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION, tilting his head into a smile.
A bunch of PS5s for sale at a big box store.
Steam wrap-up where I’ve played nothing all year.
An era of Taco Bell with $2 combos including a premium burrito or taco, a drink, and a bag of Doritos.
An orange cat sitting upright contemplating life. With text “Due to unfortunate circumstances, I’m awake”.
My Spotify wrapped with 55,215 minutes listened to electronic based music.
An unopened box of Christmas lights on top of an unopened Christmas tree box. Ready for Christmas.
Having a beer (or 4) while doing the last yard work for the season until April.
Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2